FabSwingers.com forum: Weird/funny reasons for rejection

By *rincess Phoenix OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

What is the weirdest reason someone has given for not wanting to meet you? Not being rude to you or horrible but genuinely odd/funny reasons

Mine was "your hair is too long I only like shoulder length or shorter"

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

You're too 'nice'

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I had one couple message me out of the blue and say they wouldn't meet me because I was straight but if I was to bring a sexy lady they would put me on the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your just dam ugly

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

They were too extreme for us.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Me ex was called allan..had 2 of them.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You're too 'nice' "

Yip. I've had that too.

She went on to explain that she wanted 'nasty sex' and knew that wasn't my thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the I’m not your type ones a lot lol but I had one saying I was too short but was 2” Taller than what they wanted preference wise

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Next door are doing DIY

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Next door are doing DIY "

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

We know you. Then no more messages.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I had the couple who only wanted to meet bi men, but turned me down because I'm a bi man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm to bi

That was after they looked at our friends only photos of myself enjoying some good girl on girl fun

Mrs

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Never happened

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"What is the weirdest reason someone has given for not wanting to meet you? Not being rude to you or horrible but genuinely odd/funny reasons

Mine was "your hair is too long I only like shoulder length or shorter"

Your hair looks lovely.

For the most part it's just been the usual "dont meet married men/women' on our single profiles and "not for us" on the couples profile.

We did once get stood up with the excuse "I forgot the football.was on" once though.

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By *avidking73Man
over a year ago

Barnet

Weirdest one was don’t think it will work because we are too compatible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had girls like 18-19 at work tipsy tell me I'm too old but they'd fuck me if they were older

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By *rincess Phoenix OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Next door are doing DIY "

If next door are doing DIY they won't mind the head board banging on the wall lol

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By *rincess Phoenix OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"What is the weirdest reason someone has given for not wanting to meet you? Not being rude to you or horrible but genuinely odd/funny reasons

Mine was "your hair is too long I only like shoulder length or shorter"

Your hair looks lovely.

For the most part it's just been the usual "dont meet married men/women' on our single profiles and "not for us" on the couples profile.

We did once get stood up with the excuse "I forgot the football.was on" once though.

Thank you

I had someone turn the football on mid f*ck!! I'm not even sure he noticed me walking away

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By *rincess Phoenix OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Because I'm to bi

That was after they looked at our friends only photos of myself enjoying some good girl on girl fun

Mrs"

How can you be too bi?! Did they perhaps not read your profile

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Years ago someone tactfully told us he wasn't interested by saying that he was a smoker. The old it's not you it's me line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm to bi

That was after they looked at our friends only photos of myself enjoying some good girl on girl fun

Mrs

How can you be too bi?! Did they perhaps not read your profile "

I think perhaps she only wanted a girlie kiss not a full on strap on situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn’t handle you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock was a tiny bit smaller than hoped for. They insisted it had to be 15"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're too ginger. It'd be like fucking a carrot.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"My cock was a tiny bit smaller than hoped for. They insisted it had to be 15""

I once had the husband at a meet cursing and swearing at him for "being bigger than him". Even though they'd seen my pictures....

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By *rincess Phoenix OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"You're too ginger. It'd be like fucking a carrot."

I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh but that made me spit my noodles out! Personally I've only slept with 3 ginger haired gentlemen and although it may be unrelated they were all amazing in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really busy with work... for 9 months straight.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Not quite a won't meet scenario but I got told in a facepic Friday thread that I'd be hotter if I wasn't Irish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not quite a won't meet scenario but I got told in a facepic Friday thread that I'd be hotter if I wasn't Irish. "

Wtf. The accent is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get reasons. Just deleted and blocked.

I'm not getting the violins out though.

At least this way I can put it down to being too cool for them or they are just jealous. Like my mum used to tell me

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By *udeSpaLoverMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I don't get rejected! Ha! The idea!

I get ignored, but not rejected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was too short

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I've never approached someone in a "please pick me" way so haven't had the classic knock-back. I have had lots of fizzling outs, being told I'm on the wrong website and suddenly ignored for no obvious reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I had too many friends. Not verifications or meets…..friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't her type because I was too good looking and a gentleman shouldn't be more attractive than the lady.

WTF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I had kids..... I don't bring them to meets so that's an odd one to me.

Because I was only going to use them till I found someone better.

They weren't good enough.... I'll never understand that one.

Because I've got fake boobs.

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"You're gorgeous, but I don't like your husband's beard"

Everyone has their preferences I guess.

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By *anxyMan
over a year ago

Castletown

I look too young, but had their age preference at 20 and above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I had kids..... I don't bring them to meets so that's an odd one to me.

Because I was only going to use them till I found someone better.

They weren't good enough.... I'll never understand that one.

Because I've got fake boobs.

You got fake boobies! I have only ever seen one pair of fake boobs when out on a night out/or shopping in my life. That was in the bull ring.

Either I'm not great a spotting them, not many women have them or I don't stare at boobs very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're too ginger. It'd be like fucking a carrot."

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By *unni6969Man
over a year ago

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Normaly been a shoter gentleman

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Beverley

Mine in no particular order were

Too old

Too Grey

Too Bearded

Too Scottish

last one was my favourite

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve been rejected because I’m weird/funny looking…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to many lumpy bits think they meant abs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In his opinion that i didnt take enough time to get ready to have coffee with him.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the weirdest reason someone has given for not wanting to meet you? Not being rude to you or horrible but genuinely odd/funny reasons

Mine was "your hair is too long I only like shoulder length or shorter"

You still have a (makes me cringe even writing this) “dick” ….. quote on quote.

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I never find out the reasons. Clearly I'm too scary even to lie to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘You’re too nice for fab’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I was new-new, wide eyed, and like a kid in a candy store, I got chatting with a couple. I was on my best behaviour the whole time having taken notes from the forums on what good Fab etiquette was, chats moved to kik, and even talks of meeting started.

But in my eagerness to impress, I asked ALOT of questions and they backed off believing I was a reporter doing a story on swinging!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’ve been rejected because I’m weird/funny looking…"

Yes you are. If they can see that far up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really had any weird rejections to be honest. Just the usual not my type, age, height, ethnicity, my existence etc.

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I didn't have Skype. I suggested WhatsApp, Messenger Video and Face Time. But no, it had to be Skype or no meet.

Beard not big enough.

I told them I was waiting for the taxi and would be there soon. They said if I didn't bring my car they wouldn't meet.

I forgot to ask her about her trip to an air show.

Many others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I used a sunbed

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I wouldn’t shave my balls!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Too perfect

(As if!)

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Not quite a won't meet scenario but I got told in a facepic Friday thread that I'd be hotter if I wasn't Irish. "

Wait what now? I think that’s even more appealing

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Not horny enough to meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not quite a won't meet scenario but I got told in a facepic Friday thread that I'd be hotter if I wasn't Irish.

Wait what now? I think that’s even more appealing "

Go you !!! Am sure flattery like that will get you everywhere with that guy

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

About the weirdest one I had to contend with was a few years ago with a couple cancelling giving me the excuse of the car breaking down. Bull shit I'm thinking, but then two days later a message from her wanting to meet. It actually emerged that the relationship was so rocky, and he was so insecure that he was pulling the plug on meets where he thought that there was an outside chance that she might ditch him for the guy that they were meeting. Needless to say I took the opportunity presented to me, but didn't leave the invitation as wide open as allow her to bring her suitcase on the next visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took time off work and drove over an hour to meet a lady cause it was the best time to suit her at a venue that also suited her the best on her day off, then she texted after l told her l had arrived to say that she had been called back into work...that they were " unexpectally busy "...

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

My strangest was "You're not as large as you said you were." I was size 18 at the time, more than a bit uncomfortable with my size at that time, and he told me there's no way I'm size 18, as his ex was 16 and much larger than me.

Someone was lying. It wasn't me.

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