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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Personally you can't beat the quality of a Bic Biro

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Parker rollerball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice fountain pen with peacock blue ink

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Parker rollerball. "

The Rolls Royce of pens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a papermate blue ballpoint

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Parker rollerball.

The Rolls Royce of pens

Have to agree. The last for years.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Nice fountain pen with peacock blue ink"

And a feather?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like using pilot pens when I am working, blue and red ink though for me.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice fountain pen with peacock blue ink

And a feather?"

Of course! Am not a heathen

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like using pilot pens when I am working, blue and red ink though for me.

NBVN x"

The pen is blue

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Parker rollerball.

The Rolls Royce of pens

Have to agree. The last for years."

They were coveted in my school. I still don't know why, really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Got to be the Mitsubishi uniball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s got to be a ball…….point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like using pilot pens when I am working, blue and red ink though for me.

NBVN x

The pen is blue

The pen is the same colour as the ink within. I haven't got a blue pen with red ink...that would be so wrong and flip my mind

NBVN x

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Got to be the Mitsubishi uniball. "

Actually yeah. This one.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like using pilot pens when I am working, blue and red ink though for me.

NBVN x

The pen is blue

The pen is the same colour as the ink within. I haven't got a blue pen with red ink...that would be so wrong and flip my mind

NBVN x"

OK you didn't get the joke there but all is good

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The thin nib Bic is what it's all about for me.

Also. Twat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The thin nib Bic is what it's all about for me.

Also. Twat

Aww thanks... People were starting to take the pen question seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biro hands down. I’m particular about my pens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the bic with the rubber section for the fingers support

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Biro hands down. I’m particular about my penis

I know

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I love the bic with the rubber section for the fingers support

So you like gripping the soft end then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thin nib Bic is what it's all about for me.

Also. Twat

Aww thanks... People were starting to take the pen question seriously

I'd clearly rather talk about pens than cocks

NBVN x

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Updated profile pic for a while

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The thin nib Bic is what it's all about for me.

Also. Twat

Aww thanks... People were starting to take the pen question seriously

I'd clearly rather talk about pens than cocks

NBVN x"

You're slacking then gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the bic with the rubber section for the fingers support

So you like gripping the soft end then??

Aww yes different textures is good I’m sliding my fingers now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The thin nib Bic is what it's all about for me.

Also. Twat

Aww thanks... People were starting to take the pen question seriously

Pens are serious business.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I love the bic with the rubber section for the fingers support

So you like gripping the soft end then??

Aww yes different textures is good I’m sliding my fingers now

I've just fainted

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The thin nib Bic is what it's all about for me.

Also. Twat

Aww thanks... People were starting to take the pen question seriously

Penis are serious business."

They are for you definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thin nib Bic is what it's all about for me.

Also. Twat

Aww thanks... People were starting to take the pen question seriously

I'd clearly rather talk about pens than cocks

NBVN x

You're slacking then gal

Good lord man I take my stationery selection very seriously I will have you know. The grip is extremely important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it's black, is nice and chunky and feels good in my hand then I'm happy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The thin nib Bic is what it's all about for me.

Also. Twat

Aww thanks... People were starting to take the pen question seriously

I'd clearly rather talk about pens than cocks

NBVN x

You're slacking then gal

Good lord man I take my stationery selection very seriously I will have you know. The grip is extremely important.

Oh I wholeheartedly agree

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"As long as it's black, is nice and chunky and feels good in my hand then I'm happy

Perve

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By *atty CoramWoman
over a year ago

Wimbledon

Papermate flair fibre tip.

In all the colours.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Papermate flair fibre tip.

In all the colours.

Sounds very Posh and expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my pen's to be of a high quality,that give many hours of usage before they spring a leak and make a mess all over my hands.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"Parker rollerball.

The Rolls Royce of pens

M has a Rolls Royce pen. Got it on a visit to their assembly plant.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like my pen's to be of a high quality,that give many hours of usage before they spring a leak and make a mess all over my hands. "

Filth!! Utter Filth!!

Complete Pervert!! And I love it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Parker rollerball.

The Rolls Royce of pens

M has a Rolls Royce pen. Got it on a visit to their assembly plant.

Was it free or did you steal it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as it's black, is nice and chunky and feels good in my hand then I'm happy

Perve

I'm experimenting with white ink on darker paper but the results so far are inconclusive

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"As long as it's black, is nice and chunky and feels good in my hand then I'm happy

Perve

I'm experimenting with white ink on darker paper but the results so far are inconclusive

I'm undecided as to wether this is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as it's black, is nice and chunky and feels good in my hand then I'm happy

Perve

I'm experimenting with white ink on darker paper but the results so far are inconclusive

I'm undecided as to wether this is

If it's

then I rebuttal with a

If its the other then my erection can't type emoji's so you're shit out of luck

haha

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"Parker rollerball.

The Rolls Royce of pens

M has a Rolls Royce pen. Got it on a visit to their assembly plant.

Was it free or did you steal it ??

It wasn't free. I (E) didn't steal it.

The pen belongs to M.

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

Ok, I see what you've done.

Is it one that's full of ink, you grip it tightly for some frenzied scribbling, so much so that it sprays its contents out of the nib?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Fuck you and the pen you rode in on.

Go Quill or go home!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"As long as it's black, is nice and chunky and feels good in my hand then I'm happy

Perve

I'm experimenting with white ink on darker paper but the results so far are inconclusive

I'm undecided as to wether this is

If it's

then I rebuttal with a

If its the other then my erection can't type emoji's so you're shit out of luck

haha"

Bugger

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Parker rollerball.

The Rolls Royce of pens

M has a Rolls Royce pen. Got it on a visit to their assembly plant.

Was it free or did you steal it ??

It wasn't free. I (E) didn't steal it.

The pen belongs to M.

Rather confusing but I got there

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ok, I see what you've done.

Is it one that's full of ink, you grip it tightly for some frenzied scribbling, so much so that it sprays its contents out of the nib?"

Good answer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fuck you and the pen you rode in on.

Go Quill or go home! "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my pen's to be of a high quality,that give many hours of usage before they spring a leak and make a mess all over my hands.

Filth!! Utter Filth!!

Complete Pervert!! And I love it

Who me?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like my pen's to be of a high quality,that give many hours of usage before they spring a leak and make a mess all over my hands.

Filth!! Utter Filth!!

Complete Pervert!! And I love it

Who me?

Absolutely and unequivocally you yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scented gel pens. Grapes my favourite

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Scented gel pens. Grapes my favourite

Ooh sound very swish

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Personally you can't beat the quality of a Bic Biro

Zebra with the rubberised grip make an excellent daily choice. Smmmmmmmmmooooooooooooth too.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hmph .........

Did you mean PENIS

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Berol fineliner

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I never buy pens, I just pinch them from Mr who seems to have a stationery fetish. He’s been looking for his Lamy safari for about two weeks now, I haven’t had the courage to confess that it’s in my desk drawer at work.

I hope he doesn’t read this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mightier than the sword.

PW.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Namiki, Emperor Dragon fountain pen.

Feel free to buy me one for my birthday

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The pen is the writer of many wrongs.

The pen is the righter of many wrongs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mont Blanc.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I had a beautiful gold Sheaffer fountain pen, it got stolen when my car got broken into and my briefcase got stolen

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Fisher Space pen.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A Mont Blanc - black ink

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

A nice Cross….

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You're all taking this far too seriously

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Quill......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mont blanc. Not lucky enough to own one, but have used one several times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheaffer PFM 3 in black.

The mans pen

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