FabSwingers.com forum: Forget the perfect penis

By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

Forget the perfect penis, I’m sat here on FaceTime with x Lexi x whilst she was in the shower.

Now she’s drying herself, who wishes they were on this call right now?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Ha!!!! Tumble wee’d!!!

You forgot to mention your eyes are now bleeding

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Forget the perfect penis, I’m sat here on FaceTime with x Lexi x whilst she was in the shower.

Now she’s drying herself, who wishes they were on this call right now?"

Lucky lad

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Forget the perfect penis, I’m sat here on FaceTime with x Lexi x whilst she was in the shower.

Now she’s drying herself, who wishes they were on this call right now?"

Nah she’d do that for me anytime I wanted

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m not sure how this is in reference to the perfect penis?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

One can dream

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I’m not sure how this is in reference to the perfect penis?

It’s not he’s just changing the subject and making it about how gorgeous I am

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"I’m not sure how this is in reference to the perfect penis?

Read the title again

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Forget the perfect penis, I’m sat here on FaceTime with x Lexi x whilst she was in the shower.

Now she’s drying herself, who wishes they were on this call right now?

Nah she’d do that for me anytime I wanted

Obviously

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Forget the perfect penis, I’m sat here on FaceTime with x Lexi x whilst she was in the shower.

Now she’s drying herself, who wishes they were on this call right now?

Nah she’d do that for me anytime I wanted

It’s better than when she FaceTimes me whilst she’s having a poo!!!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm saying nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forget the perfect penis, I’m sat here on FaceTime with x Lexi x whilst she was in the shower.

Now she’s drying herself, who wishes they were on this call right now?"

“Some guys have all the luck….”

Makes my Teams meeting feel even more shit.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

I got a slot in my diary for a video call

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"I got a slot in my diary for a video call

Sorry mate, I don’t video call blokes with penises haha

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"I'm saying nothing

Haha remember she FaceTimed me whilst you was eating and your mouth was full?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind face time. I’d like to have been in the shower with the gorgeous Lexi.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Forget the perfect penis, I’m sat here on FaceTime with x Lexi x whilst she was in the shower.

Now she’s drying herself, who wishes they were on this call right now?

“Some guys have all the luck….”

Makes my Teams meeting feel even more shit.

Yup, Session Smart Routing just hasn't the same appeal. Neither the chap presenting at the moment.

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Forget the perfect penis, I’m sat here on FaceTime with x Lexi x whilst she was in the shower.

Now she’s drying herself, who wishes they were on this call right now?

“Some guys have all the luck….”

Makes my Teams meeting feel even more shit.

Yup, Session Smart Routing just hasn't the same appeal. Neither the chap presenting at the moment."

Haha Lexi would have you all paying closer attention to the lecture!!!

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Forget the perfect penis, I’m sat here on FaceTime with x Lexi x whilst she was in the shower.

Now she’s drying herself, who wishes they were on this call right now?

“Some guys have all the luck….”

Makes my Teams meeting feel even more shit.

Yup, Session Smart Routing just hasn't the same appeal. Neither the chap presenting at the moment.

Haha Lexi would have you all paying closer attention to the lecture!!!"

I'm going to have a chat with our marketing team.

I suspect we would get a lot more signups to our webinars...

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Forget the perfect penis, I’m sat here on FaceTime with x Lexi x whilst she was in the shower.

Now she’s drying herself, who wishes they were on this call right now?

“Some guys have all the luck….”

Makes my Teams meeting feel even more shit.

Yup, Session Smart Routing just hasn't the same appeal. Neither the chap presenting at the moment.

Haha Lexi would have you all paying closer attention to the lecture!!!

I'm going to have a chat with our marketing team.

I suspect we would get a lot more signups to our webinars..."

Don’t forget the finders fee

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I'm saying nothing

I’m scared for life!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I'm saying nothing

I’m scared for life!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Don’t bloody encourage her sausage!!! Seen enough of her flesh to last me a lifetime!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

No one should ever be able to forget the perfect penis Sausage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi posh.

Hope your ok.

I'll see you soon

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"I'm saying nothing

I’m scared for life!

And how do I feel when you’re getting your foof waxed and decide it’s fun to FaceTime me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure how this is in reference to the perfect penis?

She might have a penis!

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

Now she’s having a fucking shit!!!

I need to bleach my eyes

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Now she’s having a fucking shit!!!

I need to bleach my eyes "

Your in the bath!!!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Now she’s having a fucking shit!!!

I need to bleach my eyes

Your in the bath!!! "

Lamp post pissers

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Now she’s having a fucking shit!!!

I need to bleach my eyes

Your in the bath!!!

Lamp post pissers"

Hardly!!! I’m trying to pimp him out!

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Now she’s having a fucking shit!!!

I need to bleach my eyes

Your in the bath!!!

Lamp post pissers"

Haha nooooooo!!! I’m the one that gets pissed over!!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Ha!!!! Tumble wee’d!!!

You forgot to mention your eyes are now bleeding

I wouldn't say no but I didn't see the thread at the time. Luke

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Now she’s having a fucking shit!!!

I need to bleach my eyes

Your in the bath!!!

Lamp post pissers

Haha nooooooo!!! I’m the one that gets pissed over!!!"

TMI people, TMI.

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

Ha!!!! Tumble wee’d!!!

You forgot to mention your eyes are now bleeding

I wouldn't say no but I didn't see the thread at the time. Luke "

You can have her!!!

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