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"As I was enjoying this discussion..... As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in. I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect. So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis? "Have you looked at my profile?  | |||
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"Have a butchers at mine again. New pic up. "Very nice | |||
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Very nice "Feeling the love on this one. Would love somebody to take a much closer look at it though | |||
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"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too "I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about | |||
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"As I was enjoying this discussion..... As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in. I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect. So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis? "*Stop Press* After my last post on the first thread, K has offered to send a pic privately
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"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too
I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about "Busted... If anyone looks at your pics they can see my pretty mouth on it | |||
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"Mine is, but you can't see it. So you will just have to make do with the next best thing whomever that may belong to, and forever miss out on perfection. "  you're just a big tease  | |||
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"Mine "Yours ain’t bad Becks. Just realised you’re not on my hotlist of my new profile | |||
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"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too
I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about
Busted... If anyone looks at your pics they can see my pretty mouth on it "Made me look  | |||
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"As I was enjoying this discussion..... As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in. I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect. So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?
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After my last post on the first thread, K has offered to send a pic privately
C"Posh you lucky girl! | |||
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"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too
I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about
Busted... If anyone looks at your pics they can see my pretty mouth on it
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"Mines nice ... just saying "But has it been called perfect? | |||
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"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too
I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about
Busted... If anyone looks at your pics they can see my pretty mouth on it "Wish I could get that pretty mouth on mine | |||
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"As I was enjoying this discussion..... As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in. I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect. So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?
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C"Woo hoo!! Thank you K..... and C..... I shall stalk my inbox! | |||
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"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too
I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about
Busted... If anyone looks at your pics they can see my pretty mouth on it "Haha oops. It is a pretty mouth though lol | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying " Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof | |||
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"Surely for the penis to be perfect it has to be attached to a charming, witty, flirty, ever so slightly pervy chap. "For me it does. But we’re just talking aesthetics here I think. | |||
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Have you looked at my profile? "I have | |||
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"Mine is, but you can't see it. So you will just have to make do with the next best thing whomever that may belong to, and forever miss out on perfection. you're just a big tease "I'm just saying, its the one part of my ego that does not need stroking (pun!) | |||
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"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too "
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Yours ain’t bad Becks. Just realised you’re not on my hotlist of my new profile "Get it sorted then | |||
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"Have a butchers at mine again. New pic up.
Very nice
Feeling the love on this one. Would love somebody to take a much closer look at it though "You should ask them | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof "I’m sure it was NYC’s last month | |||
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"Happy to supply pics for inspection for those that may want to investigate "Without pictures we will never know..... | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month "This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available). | |||
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"Think am missing the second part of mine, anyone want to check it's all there "Looks like there's a lot! | |||
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"I did read loads of posts to this thread, and surprisingly I couldn't find anyone mentioning the color of the penis. Yes! There is a.lot of discussion on size, shape and grith and also the person it is attached to... what a positive behaviour. Oh and yes!!! I constantly get the response that mine looks and feels good and hits the right spots... Xxx Sol" But all I'm asking is for the visual assessment! Is it perfect to look at? | |||
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"I’m taking compliments on mine . I’ve decided lol " That's a very fine looking peen you have there! | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available). " | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month "NYC's sausage is on my list for this month | |||
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"Scanning this post expecting to see my name somewhere." No pictures to check though..... | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available). "That should be a thing! Dick of the month! | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available). "I beg to differ Meli. If its a pretty penis then it will always be. (unless something awful happens to it!)
Even if you go off someone they will still have a pretty penis!
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
NYC's sausage is on my list for this month "Taking names and applications for July | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).
That should be a thing! Dick of the month!"Think we have the first judge of it! | |||
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"Mine "Definitely a work of art | |||
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"Before he strops anymore on me yes yours is pretty too
I don’t throw strops!!!……oh wait! You didn’t mention me by name so can’t have been mine you’re talking about
Busted... If anyone looks at your pics they can see my pretty mouth on it
Made me look
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"Happy to supply pics for inspection for those that may want to investigate
Without pictures we will never know....."One up for research only | |||
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"Mine is, but you can't see it. So you will just have to make do with the next best thing whomever that may belong to, and forever miss out on perfection. " Aww man. Now I'm sad  | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof "That's his choice not mine | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).
I beg to differ Meli. If its a pretty penis then it will always be. (unless something awful happens to it!)
Even if you go off someone they will still have a pretty penis!
Jo.Xx "Exactly this! I have an ex FB who I detest now but his peen is still so pretty | |||
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I love you lovely people to hold mine. "FIFY gorgeous. And you know I enjoy looking at yours.... | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month "Until today I've not spoken to him for around 2 months. However, more than one person can have a great a dick. | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).
I beg to differ Meli. If its a pretty penis then it will always be. (unless something awful happens to it!)
Even if you go off someone they will still have a pretty penis!
Jo.Xx "We're not talking about pretty are we though? It's about the golden pinnacle of penis - the Perfect Penis. The Perfect Penis is liable to no longer be perfect when we think it's owner is a bigger knob than his knob. We might still think it's pretty, we might say "hey, I did think it was perfect back then" but we'll no longer think it as perfect as when we were cocklusting after it. Dick of the month should be a thing. | |||
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"Never had any complaints..." I'm not surprised..... now where's the drool emoji again? | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available). "Exactly that! And as said in the previous thread, my opinion changed but it doesn't mean his dick is now horrible. | |||
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"Hope mine appeals - I’m stuck with it either way! "A fine looking peen sir! | |||
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I love you lovely people to behold mine. "Where's my favourite picture gone | |||
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"If I'm sending a Private Pic, should it be flaccid or erect? Just ask me! Gbat" Erect please. Flaccid for the second request. | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).
I beg to differ Meli. If its a pretty penis then it will always be. (unless something awful happens to it!)
Even if you go off someone they will still have a pretty penis!
Jo.Xx
We're not talking about pretty are we though? It's about the golden pinnacle of penis - the Perfect Penis. The Perfect Penis is liable to no longer be perfect when we think it's owner is a bigger knob than his knob.
We might still think it's pretty, we might say "hey, I did think it was perfect back then" but we'll no longer think it as perfect as when we were cocklusting after it.
Dick of the month should be a thing.
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I love you lovely people to behold mine.
Where's my favourite picture gone "Which one and likewise | |||
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"I’d win this " While your penis has fine attributes and is a good looking one..... not necessarily perfect | |||
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"Mine works fine "But is it visually perfection? | |||
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"Surely for the penis to be perfect it has to be attached to a charming, witty, flirty, ever so slightly pervy chap. "This is all about the visual today Fiddles! | |||
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"Hope mine appeals - I’m stuck with it either way!
A fine looking peen sir!"Why thank you | |||
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"My boyfriends penis is the best
#justsaying "Is it perfectly formed? | |||
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"Can't hurt to drop by" Throw yours in for consideration you mean.... | |||
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"How does one get assessed? "Take a picture and share it! | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).
I beg to differ Meli. If its a pretty penis then it will always be. (unless something awful happens to it!)
Even if you go off someone they will still have a pretty penis!
Jo.Xx
We're not talking about pretty are we though? It's about the golden pinnacle of penis - the Perfect Penis. The Perfect Penis is liable to no longer be perfect when we think it's owner is a bigger knob than his knob.
We might still think it's pretty, we might say "hey, I did think it was perfect back then" but we'll no longer think it as perfect as when we were cocklusting after it.
Dick of the month should be a thing.
"Oh, well if we're talking about the pinnacle of penis then the conversation ends here, because I believe D's to be the one! 
I do get what you're saying though. 
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"Mine??" Tis a lovely peen | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying " Thank you | |||
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"Mines nice ... just saying
But has it been called perfect?"As it happens ...yes | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available). "Ahh but I disagree...... the most visually perfect penis won't change in my opinion. | |||
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"Happy to supply pics for inspection for those that may want to investigate
Without pictures we will never know.....
One up for research only "  | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
That's his choice not mine "Darn it | |||
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"I’m happy to share to see what ladies think…" I see no sharing | |||
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"I believe the way in which mine talks to people makes it perfect "It talks? | |||
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"Never had any complaints... I'm not surprised..... now where's the drool emoji again?" | |||
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"Have a gander at mine hahaha "A fine penis you have | |||
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"I've posted and wait somewhat in trepidation lol x" Why thank you. Fine penis work there | |||
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"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment "And now I NEED to know! | |||
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"Surely for the penis to be perfect it has to be attached to a charming, witty, flirty, ever so slightly pervy chap.
This is all about the visual today Fiddles!"Annnnddddddd………. | |||
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"Feel free to look at mine " Felt free..... thank you | |||
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"Made mine avaliable to view if you want a look " Tease.... but nice arse | |||
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"These threads make me laugh! There couldn’t be more peacocking (I know, I know) if lives depended on it! I refuse to make any assertions about my penis or to show it around for aesthetic rating. Mainly because I can’t care less what people think of it, I can’t change it "
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"As I was enjoying this discussion..... As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in. I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect. So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis? "What makes the perfect penis? Question truly only ladies could answer haha
But if was to guess would say, it has to be strong, mighty & girthy like it was curved from an Oak tree haha | |||
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"These threads make me laugh! There couldn’t be more peacocking (I know, I know) if lives depended on it! I refuse to make any assertions about my penis or to show it around for aesthetic rating. Mainly because I can’t care less what people think of it, I can’t change it " I don’t understand how people can be negative on a thread that’s obviously meant to be a laugh | |||
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"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment
And now I NEED to know!"Inbox | |||
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"These threads make me laugh! There couldn’t be more peacocking (I know, I know) if lives depended on it! I refuse to make any assertions about my penis or to show it around for aesthetic rating. Mainly because I can’t care less what people think of it, I can’t change it
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"These threads make me laugh! There couldn’t be more peacocking (I know, I know) if lives depended on it! I refuse to make any assertions about my penis or to show it around for aesthetic rating. Mainly because I can’t care less what people think of it, I can’t change it I don’t understand how people can be negative on a thread that’s obviously meant to be a laugh "You take my comment as negative? That’s your prerogative | |||
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"Made mine avaliable to view if you want a look Tease.... but nice arse "Haha my apologies...didnt hit save.
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"It's a popular subject! Did I win a rosette? Where would we stick it?
"As long as it's "stick" and not "pin" I'm not too fussed. Maybe a medal would be better, you could hang it around the shaft of the winner! ;-) | |||
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"the perfect penis..... it's the hammer that drives the nail that's just as important as the nail itself "Absolutely
I may be biased but I do have to say my Senpai really does have the most perfect penis. it hits all the right spots, feels incredible between my lips (both sets ) and always leaves me satisfied. Oh and it is perfectly formed.
But you’ll have to take my word on that
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"It's a popular subject! Did I win a rosette? Where would we stick it?
As long as it's "stick" and not "pin" I'm not too fussed.
Maybe a medal would be better, you could hang it around the shaft of the winner!
;-)"I’ll have a medal. Maybe NotSoPosh could kiss the tip as she hangs the medal. | |||
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"It's a popular subject! Did I win a rosette? Where would we stick it?
As long as it's "stick" and not "pin" I'm not too fussed.
Maybe a medal would be better, you could hang it around the shaft of the winner!
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"Aha! Heres a thread to get my teeth into! "gentle now | |||
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"Hello. "Oooofftt hello. And in answer to your comment on the last one.... Both. But erect is always a good start. | |||
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"Never had any complaints... I'm not surprised..... now where's the drool emoji again? "I might need another look | |||
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"I don't think my penis is perfect! It is probably too short to be really exciting. But it is the only one I got, apart from the other toys and vibrators I could use "It's not about size.... it's about form. Purely visual stimulation here! | |||
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"the perfect penis..... it's the hammer that drives the nail that's just as important as the nail itself "Not from a visual standpoint..... But in general, yes | |||
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"It's a popular subject! Did I win a rosette? Where would we stick it?
As long as it's "stick" and not "pin" I'm not too fussed.
Maybe a medal would be better, you could hang it around the shaft of the winner!
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I’ll have a medal. Maybe NotSoPosh could kiss the tip as she hangs the medal.
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"As I was enjoying this discussion..... As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in. I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect. So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?
What makes the perfect penis? Question truly only ladies could answer haha
But if was to guess would say, it has to be strong, mighty & girthy like it was curved from an Oak tree haha "Ooooh I like that description! | |||
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I love you lovely people to behold mine.
Where's my favourite picture gone
Which one and likewise "The one of you naked on the bed | |||
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"These threads make me laugh! There couldn’t be more peacocking (I know, I know) if lives depended on it! I refuse to make any assertions about my penis or to show it around for aesthetic rating. Mainly because I can’t care less what people think of it, I can’t change it I don’t understand how people can be negative on a thread that’s obviously meant to be a laugh "Penis perfection is no laughing matter Mr!! This is a serious subject! | |||
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"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment
And now I NEED to know!
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"Made mine avaliable to view if you want a look Tease.... but nice arse
Haha my apologies...didnt hit save.
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"As I was enjoying this discussion..... As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in. I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect. So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?
What makes the perfect penis? Question truly only ladies could answer haha
But if was to guess would say, it has to be strong, mighty & girthy like it was curved from an Oak tree haha
Ooooh I like that description!
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"I have new pics of mine available on request "Is it actually your peen or is it the scary thing I read about the other day? | |||
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"It's a popular subject! Did I win a rosette? Where would we stick it?
As long as it's "stick" and not "pin" I'm not too fussed.
Maybe a medal would be better, you could hang it around the shaft of the winner!
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"the perfect penis..... it's the hammer that drives the nail that's just as important as the nail itself
Absolutely
I may be biased but I do have to say my Senpai really does have the most perfect penis. it hits all the right spots, feels incredible between my lips (both sets ) and always leaves me satisfied. Oh and it is perfectly formed.
But you’ll have to take my word on that
I’m a lucky girl. "You are indeed! The perfectly formed is all I'm thinking of today though.... | |||
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As long as it's "stick" and not "pin" I'm not too fussed.
Maybe a medal would be better, you could hang it around the shaft of the winner!
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I’ll have a medal. Maybe NotSoPosh could kiss the tip as she hangs the medal. "Always a kiss for the winner..... | |||
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"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment
And now I NEED to know!
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I always like you in my box TG "One day | |||
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"We are not pieces of meat. But feel free to have a butchers..." Are you sure about that first comment? Because that's meaty | |||
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"As I was enjoying this discussion..... As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in. I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect. So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?
What makes the perfect penis? Question truly only ladies could answer haha
But if was to guess would say, it has to be strong, mighty & girthy like it was curved from an Oak tree haha
Ooooh I like that description!
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"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment
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I always like you in my box TG
One day "Promises promises | |||
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"I'm not usually in to this sort of thing,but since it's a 'sex site' I suppose I aut to show willing "It's a sex site? I thought it was sexy Facebook. | |||
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"I’m a lucky girl. You are indeed! The perfectly formed is all I'm thinking of today though...." I like to think I have good form, if not perfectly formed! Senpai | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).
That should be a thing! Dick of the month!"Yes, but it could mean something else entirely | |||
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"Mines got Mary Poppins seal of approval, practically perfect in every way "I love that film..... but I didn't see your peen in it! | |||
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"I’m a lucky girl. You are indeed! The perfectly formed is all I'm thinking of today though.... I like to think I have good form, if not perfectly formed! Senpai" Your lady appears to think both..... and that's what is important after all | |||
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"Mine is spectacular!" Jesus. You ain’t lying. Wow | |||
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"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment
And now I NEED to know!
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I always like you in my box TG
One day
Promises promises "Oh it's not just a promise | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).
That should be a thing! Dick of the month!
Yes, but it could mean something else entirely "I'm keeping my perfect one for more than a month | |||
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"I’d throw my hat in the ring but my penis does not wear one lol" You should get it one! A topper! | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).
That should be a thing! Dick of the month!
Yes, but it could mean something else entirely
I'm keeping my perfect one for more than a month "Whoo hoo more for me then | |||
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"Mine is spectacular!" That is a fine peen Mr! | |||
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"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment
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I always like you in my box TG "Haha I’d prefer to be in her box then her in mine | |||
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"I’m a lucky girl. You are indeed! The perfectly formed is all I'm thinking of today though.... I like to think I have good form, if not perfectly formed! Senpai Your lady appears to think both..... and that's what is important after all "Am happy for 2nd opinions, and Seiko likes the idea of meeting other admirers too! Have made March 16 pic public. Let Seiko knkw if you'd like to share it! | |||
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"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment
And now I NEED to know!
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I always like you in my box TG
One day
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Oh it's not just a promise "I've gone all shy now | |||
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"Cockosaurus is all im saying Anecdotal evidence..... we need proof
I’m sure it was NYC’s last month
This is what I meant before! The perfect penis changes depending on who's the dick of the month (other time references are available).
That should be a thing! Dick of the month!
Yes, but it could mean something else entirely
I'm keeping my perfect one for more than a month
Whoo hoo more for me then " absolutely!
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"I do have another I think is pretty but they're not on the thread so I shall stay schtum for the moment
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I always like you in my box TG
Haha I’d prefer to be in her box then her in mine "Pervert..... | |||
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" Am happy for 2nd opinions, and Seiko likes the idea of meeting other admirers too! Have made March 16 pic public. Let Seiko knkw if you'd like to share it!
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