FabSwingers.com forum: Me me me me me me me

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Whilst this is the sound of an opera singer warming up, it’s also the cry of the lesser known forumite (that’s a joke by the way).

Given that most people love talking about themselves and never miss an opportunity to big themselves up, here’s your chance; make an impact, tell us all about you and why you’re amazing!

*adopts an enthralled listening pose*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the agony monkey thread?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Why don't you kick us off, OP? X

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm amazing because.....erm can I get back to you when I've had a think?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Is this the agony monkey thread?

It’s agonising and from monkey, so in a way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm amazing as lived this long without me dick falling off

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm amazing because I have now managed 2 cups of coffee in 12 hours that I've managed not to spill down myself.

Disclaimer..... I've had more than 2 cups of coffee in 12 hours.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Why don't you kick us off, OP? X"

Nah! I’m good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazing because.....erm can I get back to you when I've had a think?

No need. It’s easy to see what makes you amazing

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm amazing because I have now managed 2 cups of coffee in 12 hours that I've managed not to spill down myself.

Disclaimer..... I've had more than 2 cups of coffee in 12 hours."

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazing because I have now managed 2 cups of coffee in 12 hours that I've managed not to spill down myself.

Disclaimer..... I've had more than 2 cups of coffee in 12 hours."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because every day I’m doing the best I can….

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I've got the Perfect P... No I'm not going to kick that off again

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I'm amazing because.....erm can I get back to you when I've had a think?

No need. It’s easy to see what makes you amazing "

Oh thank you

but I really wasn't after compliments xx *runs off to perve profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm amazing because after someone has endured sex with me, all their future sex with new people will be soooo much better.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I've got the Perfect P... No I'm not going to kick that off again

You and every other guy on that thread!

This is a pissing contest free zone!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m a quiet one never felt the need to shout about it

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm amazing because after someone has endured sex with me, all their future sex with new people will be soooo much better.

Endured?

Trial by nookie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazing because after someone has endured sex with me, all their future sex with new people will be soooo much better.

Endured?

Trial by nookie? "

What?...sorry you said nookie not noochie ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazing as lived this long without me dick falling off"

I didn’t

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Your so wrong OP because it's about me not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your so wrong OP because it's about me not you "

Wrong again. It’s about me

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm not amazing

I'm not somebody who will purposely talk about myself to build up attention on me. Not in a serious way at least.

I'm not good at it and it's never been my style to big myself up in that way.

Ask away, I'm an open book and quite willing to share about myself back and forth in convo.

But Job interview style "tell us about yourself" style, I'll pass!

Well would you look at that, I guess I did tell something about myself.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm amazing because after someone has endured sex with me, all their future sex with new people will be soooo much better.

Oooh. FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you need to know what type of person I am, I’m currently looking through a swingers site using work’s WiFi while looking at 3 notice boards which haven’t been put up straight.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm not amazing

I'm not somebody who will purposely talk about myself to build up attention on me. Not in a serious way at least.

I'm not good at it and it's never been my style to big myself up in that way.

Ask away, I'm an open book and quite willing to share about myself back and forth in convo.

But Job interview style "tell us about yourself" style, I'll pass!

Well would you look at that, I guess I did tell something about myself.

And it’s why you’re awesome fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone has their amazing parts and everyone has their dickhead parts

On a place like this, you want everyone to see the best you, the nicest, best looking, happiest version.

Its always the way and high time just accept it.

But that's just my mere opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazing because after someone has endured sex with me, all their future sex with new people will be soooo much better.

What is this vaginal witchcraft of which you speak?

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

"Your so wrong OP because it's about me not you

Wrong again. It’s about me

"
Mmmm maybe your right xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo, if someone wants to find out about me then surely it's better to come chat to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst this is the sound of an opera singer warming up, it’s also the cry of the lesser known forumite (that’s a joke by the way).

Given that most people love talking about themselves and never miss an opportunity to big themselves up, here’s your chance; make an impact, tell us all about you and why you’re amazing!

*adopts an enthralled listening pose*"

*starts singing* Doe a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden sun, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, a name I call myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazing because after someone has endured sex with me, all their future sex with new people will be soooo much better.

Endured?

Trial by nookie?

What?...sorry you said nookie not noochie ...."

I thought he meant you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazing because after someone has endured sex with me, all their future sex with new people will be soooo much better.

What is this vaginal witchcraft of which you speak?"

It's so bad every subsequent sexual relations event is better in comparison.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'm amazing because I'm quietly modest and much happier to big up others rather than myself, as I get my own pleasure seeing them get a boost in confidence and happiness.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm just me, the me you get on here is pretty much the me you get in person, if I call you my friend then you hold a special place with me as I don't let many people in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amazing because I'm quietly modest and much happier to big up others rather than myself, as I get my own pleasure seeing them get a boost in confidence and happiness."

I should be more like this

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I'm not amazing... I'm just really nice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a realist. So very not amazing..jack of all trades.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I'm amazing because I'm quietly modest and much happier to big up others rather than myself, as I get my own pleasure seeing them get a boost in confidence and happiness.

I should be more like this

Nah! You be you.

Everyone is amazing in their own ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just me honest kind or try to be and what you see is what you get no glam or big up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all of a sudden, I'm lost for words

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make you laugh and/or cry with wit and intelligence. Good with words.

But most of all, if you're really interested in getting to know me, I can be a fucking nightmare.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand….

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand…. "

Errrrr who’s this ^^

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand….

Errrrr who’s this ^^

Haha x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand….

Errrrr who’s this ^^

You missed me?!?!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand….

Errrrr who’s this ^^

You missed me?!?!

I missed your crutch, or is it crotch?? I always get them two mixed up

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand….

Errrrr who’s this ^^

You missed me?!?!

I have

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand….

Errrrr who’s this ^^

You missed me?!?!

I have

coooookkiiieeeeee maannnn

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand….

Errrrr who’s this ^^

You missed me?!?!

I missed your crutch, or is it crotch?? I always get them two mixed up

Definately got the plastic one but not seen the other one in a while

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm amazing because I won't fake it!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I am amazing as I am a tart with a heart who makes people smile.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand….

Errrrr who’s this ^^

You missed me?!?!

I have

coooookkiiieeeeee maannnn "

There you are. Got you out of the shadows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am amazing at amusing blabbing. So they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am amazed because I am careing compassionate and loveing I have a wicked sense off style and a even wickeder in the bed room

And all I ask in return is be truthful in what you want and looking for if you are there’s fun to be had

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Meh! I'm just unapologetically me - if you like me you like me, if you don't you don't, I'm far too long in the tooth to change in an attempt to win people's favour. There's enough room in the world (and the forums) for us all

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand….

Errrrr who’s this ^^

You missed me?!?!

Shit! Saff’s back! Look busy everyone!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

The fact that I recognise about 4 people on here as regulars and I know exactly which formite your talking about says volumes about them

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Meh! I'm just unapologetically me - if you like me you like me, if you don't you don't, I'm far too long in the tooth to change in an attempt to win people's favour. There's enough room in the world (and the forums) for us all

Exactly my thoughts

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Omg! Here she is!!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand….

Errrrr who’s this ^^

You missed me?!?!

I missed your crutch, or is it crotch?? I always get them two mixed up

Her crutch stinks and the other helps her walk.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand….

Errrrr who’s this ^^

You missed me?!?!

I missed your crutch, or is it crotch?? I always get them two mixed up

Her crutch stinks and the other helps her walk.

knob

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I don’t need to explain why I’m amazing…… if you know me then you know why.

Also have you seen me????

Sadly yes. Far too much of you. You’re an arse.

Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!

back by nope demand….

Errrrr who’s this ^^

You missed me?!?!

I missed your crutch, or is it crotch?? I always get them two mixed up

Her crutch stinks and the other helps her walk.

knob"

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