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The perfect penis.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis? "

One that is attached to the one you desire most? Or hits the spot Everytime?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh goodness I don’t know. They sort of just are sometimes. I do like a pretty one but how I’d describe that I’m not sure. I’ll have a think and a browse

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

^

as above: the one I choose to be inside me.

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis? "

A great man attached to it. Or, if an artificial one then ergonomically shaped and from high quality silicone, preferably heated.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oh goodness I don’t know. They sort of just are sometimes. I do like a pretty one but how I’d describe that I’m not sure. I’ll have a think and a browse "

Pervert.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Jo.Xx "

Say penis and Jo turns up..... works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

One that is attached to the one you desire most? Or hits the spot Everytime?"

Hah this! But ideally I think there’s a good combo and an objectively very good looking penis

To me, a very good looking penis is uncut, thickest at the base, with a slight bend. 8.5x6.5” with lots of veins. That’d get a 10/10

Haha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The mind behind it, that instinctively listens and adapts finding the natural rhythm that suits both…. plus the _oing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The one attached to me obviously..

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

Jo.Xx

Say penis and Jo turns up..... works every time "

Hahaha

You know me too well!!

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

One that is attached to the one you desire most? Or hits the spot Everytime?"

I meant just to look at. The visual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh…it’s the one my ex told me her new boyfriend has.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

It looks good tastes good smells good feels good and by golly it does you good

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh goodness I don’t know. They sort of just are sometimes. I do like a pretty one but how I’d describe that I’m not sure. I’ll have a think and a browse "

See.... that's my problem too!

Just something that makes them pretty

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"^

as above: the one I choose to be inside me. "

Ahh..... but I'm talking about just to look at. Nothing more.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

You can't have seen it.

I've been reliably informed that that belongs to me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The mind behind it, that instinctively listens and adapts finding the natural rhythm that suits both…. plus the _oing "

The _oing is important

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh goodness I don’t know. They sort of just are sometimes. I do like a pretty one but how I’d describe that I’m not sure. I’ll have a think and a browse

See.... that's my problem too!

Just something that makes them pretty "

Like a delicious looking lollipop

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By *irthlingMan
over a year ago

stroud

I’ve not much experience in this area, but are all artificial cocks straight?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

A great man attached to it. Or, if an artificial one then ergonomically shaped and from high quality silicone, preferably heated."

I should have been more clear..... I just meant to look at, without thinking about the man attached.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"The mind behind it, that instinctively listens and adapts finding the natural rhythm that suits both…. plus the _oing

"

How does one measure the _oing?

Is there an internationally recognised unit of _oing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sheds perfect happy precum tears at the sight of my glorious cunt.

It stands up straight like a soldier ready to salute my body.

It makes me wanna make it mine.

There isn't one perfect phallus. Maybe some just lack confidence in their appearance and don't keep their heads up frequently enough. Stand proud

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I'm not sure how I'd describe a generally beautiful penis, as people's tastes are too varied.

I've found my Goldilocks penis though, which is the perfect size and shape for me...and it's pretty too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

One that is attached to the one you desire most? Or hits the spot Everytime?

Hah this! But ideally I think there’s a good combo and an objectively very good looking penis

To me, a very good looking penis is uncut, thickest at the base, with a slight bend. 8.5x6.5” with lots of veins. That’d get a 10/10

Haha "

Ooooh..... you've really researched this! I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The mind behind it, that instinctively listens and adapts finding the natural rhythm that suits both…. plus the _oing "

The _oing is very important......

But I'm talking to look at. Just visually.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters "

I feel like you should demonstrate

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The one attached to me obviously..

End of thread "

You have a fine penis indeed Moose

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ohh…it’s the one my ex told me her new boyfriend has. "

That's sweet of her. I hope you asked for evidence of this.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It looks good tastes good smells good feels good and by golly it does you good "

How can you tell all that from a picture?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm not sure how I'd describe a generally beautiful penis, as people's tastes are too varied.

I've found my Goldilocks penis though, which is the perfect size and shape for me...and it's pretty too "

Goldilocks penis . I had to think for a minute to get that! Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're talking purely aesthetics then it is one that appears to be marble made flesh and had been carved by Michaelangelo. A penis of the gods nestled in luxurious golden hair

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You can't have seen it.

I've been reliably informed that that belongs to me "

Do you have a particularly pretty penis then?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh goodness I don’t know. They sort of just are sometimes. I do like a pretty one but how I’d describe that I’m not sure. I’ll have a think and a browse

See.... that's my problem too!

Just something that makes them pretty

Like a delicious looking lollipop "

Makes your mouth water from a picture alone

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve not much experience in this area, but are all artificial cocks straight? "

Nope. They're available in a range.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate "

Friends pics

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics "

Damn!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The mind behind it, that instinctively listens and adapts finding the natural rhythm that suits both…. plus the _oing

How does one measure the _oing?

Is there an internationally recognised unit of _oing?"

It's in direct correlation to the ooofftt

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics "

Hi friend

Well demonstrated

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I've often wondered this and can't quite put my finger on it. I think it's to do with symmetry and an evenness in colour.

I'm happy to examine a few for research purposes, although K has a pretty one right here and I'm not feeling inclined to look at ugly ones to make comparisons

C

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It sheds perfect happy precum tears at the sight of my glorious cunt.

It stands up straight like a soldier ready to salute my body.

It makes me wanna make it mine.

There isn't one perfect phallus. Maybe some just lack confidence in their appearance and don't keep their heads up frequently enough. Stand proud "

But what's it look like? Purely visual....

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"You can't have seen it.

I've been reliably informed that that belongs to me

Do you have a particularly pretty penis then?"

Apparently, but you'll have to ask someone who's seen it for a proper review.

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

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Clean, nice looking, not hairy, good helmet aaaaand a decent girth

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I got told yesterday that mine was a pretty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am guessing as long as it works its pretty perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On behalf of us Bi men out there, I will chip in here

Not sure size does make a difference, but understand where people are coming from - 8" , reasonable girth, and uncut , is my preference , but some men and women are into the 10" plus thick cocks, and others are just happy to have cock

But most of all, the size, shape is nowhere as important as the technique used to please

Just my opinion

J xx

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"The mind behind it, that instinctively listens and adapts finding the natural rhythm that suits both…. plus the _oing

How does one measure the _oing?

Is there an internationally recognised unit of _oing?

It's in direct correlation to the ooofftt

"

Doesn't that make it difficult to measure on your own. I just tried and could find any "ooofftt"?

I may add a _oing video to my profile at some point (for _oing aficionados).

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm not sure how I'd describe a generally beautiful penis, as people's tastes are too varied.

I've found my Goldilocks penis though, which is the perfect size and shape for me...and it's pretty too "

Ahh.... the Goldilocks penis

I know exactly what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine isn't pretty, women scream and call it a monster, really hurt it's feelings

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If we're talking purely aesthetics then it is one that appears to be marble made flesh and had been carved by Michaelangelo. A penis of the gods nestled in luxurious golden hair"

Yes!! Purely aesthetic is what I want here.

Thank you! And fine description....

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Perfect? Oof who knows what that looks like?

Have to do some... research.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis? "

What do you think makes the perfect penis?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dicks is perfect for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby has a very handsome one . Wouldn’t like to insult anyone on their own unit . But some are not as appealing as others

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've often wondered this and can't quite put my finger on it. I think it's to do with symmetry and an evenness in colour.

I'm happy to examine a few for research purposes, although K has a pretty one right here and I'm not feeling inclined to look at ugly ones to make comparisons

C"

I think symmetry and colour might well be a factor.

And now I'm curious about K's pretty penis. Sorry

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You can't have seen it.

I've been reliably informed that that belongs to me

Do you have a particularly pretty penis then?

Apparently, but you'll have to ask someone who's seen it for a proper review. "

Ok. You know I will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we're talking purely aesthetics then it is one that appears to be marble made flesh and had been carved by Michaelangelo. A penis of the gods nestled in luxurious golden hair

Yes!! Purely aesthetic is what I want here.

Thank you! And fine description...."

If you show me this pretty penis you have found then I shall examine it's aesthetic qualities closely ...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Clean, nice looking, not hairy, good helmet aaaaand a decent girth "

Oh good description! I think they are excellent points for a peen

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

My penis ticks the boxes and hasn’t let me down so far. So here’s a well done to my penis

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I got told yesterday that mine was a pretty one"

Did the person explain why?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"On behalf of us Bi men out there, I will chip in here

Not sure size does make a difference, but understand where people are coming from - 8" , reasonable girth, and uncut , is my preference , but some men and women are into the 10" plus thick cocks, and others are just happy to have cock

But most of all, the size, shape is nowhere as important as the technique used to please

Just my opinion

J xx "

Well yes, the technique is most important. But from a purely visual point of view..... what makes you drool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics

Damn!"

Public

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The mind behind it, that instinctively listens and adapts finding the natural rhythm that suits both…. plus the _oing

How does one measure the _oing?

Is there an internationally recognised unit of _oing?

It's in direct correlation to the ooofftt

Doesn't that make it difficult to measure on your own. I just tried and could find any "ooofftt"?

I may add a _oing video to my profile at some point (for _oing aficionados)."

Good call..... NORA!! SPURS!! You will be needed!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

As a bi guy I feel I can contribute with my actual serious answer ...

I like penis and have ahem... seen a few in my time so ...

Girthy , Not one that dwells under a mountain of Bush, Doesn't have lumps and warts on , is clean , tastes good , and fits in my mouth snugly ..

Thankyou

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mine isn't pretty, women scream and call it a monster, really hurt it's feelings"

Aww bless..... I now have visions of a green peen with claws and teeth

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Good to see your voom is back OP.

One person's Goldicock is another's slug of great no. For me there's no such thing as a perfect penis - my opinions change (much like others I'm sure of it) depending on who I find attractive at the time. That's what makes a penis aesthetically attractive to me, the person who it's attached to.

Oh and minus genital warts, weeping wounds, knob cheese etc.

No one could carry off those penis accessories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't have seen it.

I've been reliably informed that that belongs to me "

Tbf, you do have a magnificent penis.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I got told yesterday that mine was a pretty one

Did the person explain why?"

I think it was obvious

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics

Damn!

Public "

You lied!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The one attached to me obviously..

End of thread

You have a fine penis indeed Moose"

Oooh haha thanks

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

The person it's attached 2 must av some bearing on it .or would u happly play with a perfect penis even if its owner was not ur type ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good girth. Reasonable length and a foreskin that goes all the way back to reveal a nice round head. Oh and as a bonus. It’s got a good upward curve.

Oh I’ve described mine.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I don’t think that there is a perfect penis, that being said there are some members being waved around that really need medical attention or a shroud!

Some of them are U G L Y

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him "

By a person who’s commented in this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The person it's attached 2 must av some bearing on it .or would u happly play with a perfect penis even if its owner was not ur type ? X "

You don't have to play with the penis to appreciate its looks as you would a work of art.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Perfect? Oof who knows what that looks like?

Have to do some... research."

That's what I've been calling it..... and my box appears to be filling with research material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea but I'll flash

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"No idea but I'll flash "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I don’t think that there is a perfect penis, that being said there are some members being waved around that really need medical attention or a shroud!

Some of them are U G L Y "

No no no. Don't penis shame Tea! You're better than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perfect? Oof who knows what that looks like?

Have to do some... research.

That's what I've been calling it..... and my box appears to be filling with research material "

Not mine alas as am too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to see the perfect penis, inbox me and I’ll reply with a picture

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him

By a person who’s commented in this thread lol"

It doesn’t take a genius to guess who that would be!

It wasn’t me btw

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

What do you think makes the perfect penis?"

Purely to look at....... I am still figuring it out. But the one I saw just made me think..... "that's perfect"

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I don’t think that there is a perfect penis, that being said there are some members being waved around that really need medical attention or a shroud!

Some of them are U G L Y

No no no. Don't penis shame Tea! You're better than that."

He’s not wrong though!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dicks is perfect for me x "

To look at as well as to have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him "

At the time, I meant it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

What do you think makes the perfect penis?

Purely to look at....... I am still figuring it out. But the one I saw just made me think..... "that's perfect""

Wonder if it’s the same one! I literally just had that thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally it’s about the man it’s attached to but I have seen penises on here where I’ve thought, that just looks beautiful.

Gatsby has a good example of a perfect penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics

Damn!

Public

You lied! "

sorted

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics "

Oh my

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hubby has a very handsome one . Wouldn’t like to insult anyone on their own unit . But some are not as appealing as others "

See, every time someone says their other half has a good looking one I feel the need to go see if I can find out.....

Some are definitely not as appealing as others. Luckily we all like something different though!

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I seem to get compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics

Damn!

Public

You lied!

sorted "

Yep that is a pretty penis. Very similar to mine except for size.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If we're talking purely aesthetics then it is one that appears to be marble made flesh and had been carved by Michaelangelo. A penis of the gods nestled in luxurious golden hair

Yes!! Purely aesthetic is what I want here.

Thank you! And fine description....

If you show me this pretty penis you have found then I shall examine it's aesthetic qualities closely ..."

I couldn't possibly share a picture without permission!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics

Damn!

Public

You lied!

sorted "

Flippin ek!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him

At the time, I meant it. "

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I don’t think that there is a perfect penis, that being said there are some members being waved around that really need medical attention or a shroud!

Some of them are U G L Y

No no no. Don't penis shame Tea! You're better than that."

I’d be lying if I said that all penises were created equally. It’s all subjective though, my idea of a wonky mushroom might be someone else joy, that’s the beauty of opinion.

Is it shaming if I’m not pointing out people or individual cocks?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"If we're talking purely aesthetics then it is one that appears to be marble made flesh and had been carved by Michaelangelo. A penis of the gods nestled in luxurious golden hair

Yes!! Purely aesthetic is what I want here.

Thank you! And fine description....

If you show me this pretty penis you have found then I shall examine it's aesthetic qualities closely ...

I couldn't possibly share a picture without permission!"

You have my permission to share x

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

put some photos in public, I often get positive feedback on girth though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a public one for your consideration. For a while at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dildo's have been designed to be aesthetically pleasing so I guess that is the gold standard of a perfect penis, think of pretty cocks in boxes. However what makes a cock truly perfect would be a little individual human quirk, that makes it made of flesh and blood and rude thoughts and totally different to anyone elses.

cock

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My penis ticks the boxes and hasn’t let me down so far. So here’s a well done to my penis "

Yay your penis!

Is it pretty though?

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"put some photos in public, I often get positive feedback on girth though "

You're not exactly lacking in the dick department are you.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics

Damn!

Public

You lied!

sorted

Flippin ek! "

I need a fan down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him

At the time, I meant it.

"

Opinions change though.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics

Damn!

Public "

Ooh. Public penis! If only I'd known that was on offer

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics

Damn!

Public

You lied!

sorted

Flippin ek!

I need a fan down "

I had to have a sit down after seeing that!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"put some photos in public, I often get positive feedback on girth though

You're not exactly lacking in the dick department are you. "

Haha you approve?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As a bi guy I feel I can contribute with my actual serious answer ...

I like penis and have ahem... seen a few in my time so ...

Girthy , Not one that dwells under a mountain of Bush, Doesn't have lumps and warts on , is clean , tastes good , and fits in my mouth snugly ..

Thankyou "

That made me a little. The lumps part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

One that is attached to the one you desire most? Or hits the spot Everytime?

Hah this! But ideally I think there’s a good combo and an objectively very good looking penis

To me, a very good looking penis is uncut, thickest at the base, with a slight bend. 8.5x6.5” with lots of veins. That’d get a 10/10

Haha "

I think you might have explained mine? X

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics

Damn!

Public

You lied!

sorted

Flippin ek!

I need a fan down

I had to have a sit down after seeing that!"

Feck that I'm laying down

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good to see your voom is back OP.

One person's Goldicock is another's slug of great no. For me there's no such thing as a perfect penis - my opinions change (much like others I'm sure of it) depending on who I find attractive at the time. That's what makes a penis aesthetically attractive to me, the person who it's attached to.

Oh and minus genital warts, weeping wounds, knob cheese etc.

No one could carry off those penis accessories."

And now I'm imagining a penis doing online accessory shopping "ooooh, that weeping sore would look good with my bow tie for Friday night"

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him

At the time, I meant it.

Opinions change though. "

As long as I’m confident in what I have, that’s all that matters. Thank you for responding though x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"As a bi guy I feel I can contribute with my actual serious answer ...

I like penis and have ahem... seen a few in my time so ...

Girthy , Not one that dwells under a mountain of Bush, Doesn't have lumps and warts on , is clean , tastes good , and fits in my mouth snugly ..

Thankyou

That made me a little. The lumps part"

Do you remember the man who had some sort of lumps put on his? Were you here then? Was loads of square bumps. It apparently increases the pleasure. Never seen anything like it!!

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

For a very short time I have thrown my penis into the ring (well made a picture public).

I quite like it...

;-)

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Not sure mine is “perfect” but had plenty of compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be aesthetically pretty, one that makes u just want to put it in your mouth as soon as you see it. Big in length nice and thick all the way up, hard, throbbing, veiny, mushroom shaped swollen head and able to come buckets! I know I know a girl can dream

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

No idea. But mines all I’ve got so it either is or isn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him

At the time, I meant it.

Opinions change though.

As long as I’m confident in what I have, that’s all that matters. Thank you for responding though x"

Exactly! And tbh, never said it was a horrible penis. Just opinions change.

You've always been pretty confident in your ability to pleasure a woman - don't lose that confidence.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him "

Tis a fine member you have there.

Why were you being examined on the toilet?

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Mine does the job ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"put some photos in public, I often get positive feedback on girth though

You're not exactly lacking in the dick department are you.

Haha you approve? "

Oh yes!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The person it's attached 2 must av some bearing on it .or would u happly play with a perfect penis even if its owner was not ur type ? X "

Ahhh..... I'm not talking about playing with it. Just looking. For playing it is all about the person it is attached to (obviously as long as the peen is clean and healthy) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him

Tis a fine member you have there.

Why were you being examined on the toilet? "

Better question is why was he in the bathroom with me whilst I was peeing

Definitely a hidden kink for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

One that is attached to the one you desire most? Or hits the spot Everytime?

Hah this! But ideally I think there’s a good combo and an objectively very good looking penis

To me, a very good looking penis is uncut, thickest at the base, with a slight bend. 8.5x6.5” with lots of veins. That’d get a 10/10

Haha

Ooooh..... you've really researched this! I like it "

Haha! Penis expert girl here and I noticed there are almost categories as some are very similar to each other than others. Like thicker at certain points, similar head and foreskin etc

Id love to be a judge in a visual penis competition ahha

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good girth. Reasonable length and a foreskin that goes all the way back to reveal a nice round head. Oh and as a bonus. It’s got a good upward curve.

Oh I’ve described mine. "

That does sound a fine description......

And you have indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

One that is attached to the one you desire most? Or hits the spot Everytime?

Hah this! But ideally I think there’s a good combo and an objectively very good looking penis

To me, a very good looking penis is uncut, thickest at the base, with a slight bend. 8.5x6.5” with lots of veins. That’d get a 10/10

Haha

Ooooh..... you've really researched this! I like it

Haha! Penis expert girl here and I noticed there are almost categories as some are very similar to each other than others. Like thicker at certain points, similar head and foreskin etc

Id love to be a judge in a visual penis competition ahha "

Also want to mention, there are some visually ugly penises !!!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"A meaty helmet matters #meatyhelmetmatters

I feel like you should demonstrate

Friends pics

Damn!

Public

You lied!

sorted

Flippin ek!

I need a fan down

I had to have a sit down after seeing that!

Feck that I'm laying down "

What a way to start the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea. But mines all I’ve got so it either is or isn’t "

You have a good penis and bum

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him

Tis a fine member you have there.

Why were you being examined on the toilet?

Better question is why was he in the bathroom with me whilst I was peeing

Definitely a hidden kink for sure "

I’d got out of the shower and you was peeing so we had a chat whilst I was drying myself and the towel accidentally fell to the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Examples are available in my friends photos

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don’t think that there is a perfect penis, that being said there are some members being waved around that really need medical attention or a shroud!

Some of them are U G L Y "

They are indeed.

But perfect being subjective, there definitely is..... it's just different for everyone!

This one made me whimper just from a picture..... and I'm not usually that girly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him

Tis a fine member you have there.

Why were you being examined on the toilet?

Better question is why was he in the bathroom with me whilst I was peeing

Definitely a hidden kink for sure

I’d got out of the shower and you was peeing so we had a chat whilst I was drying myself and the towel accidentally fell to the floor "

Accidently? Mmmmhm.

You aren't that innocent.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No idea but I'll flash "

Flashing always welcomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a bi guy I feel I can contribute with my actual serious answer ...

I like penis and have ahem... seen a few in my time so ...

Girthy , Not one that dwells under a mountain of Bush, Doesn't have lumps and warts on , is clean , tastes good , and fits in my mouth snugly ..

Thankyou

That made me a little. The lumps part

Do you remember the man who had some sort of lumps put on his? Were you here then? Was loads of square bumps. It apparently increases the pleasure. Never seen anything like it!!"

Thats nothing.....

There is a couple on here that have so many piercings on her fanny and his cock how the hell they get apart again after sex I honestly don't know.. they had at least 10 -15 each

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Generally it’s about the man it’s attached to but I have seen penises on here where I’ve thought, that just looks beautiful.

Gatsby has a good example of a perfect penis "

He does have a fine looking penis indeed

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"No idea. But mines all I’ve got so it either is or isn’t

You have a good penis and bum "

Why thanks

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I seem to get compliments "

But have you been told it is perfect? And if so..... what makes it perfect?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

If I described what I find pretty, good length, bit of girth, nice meaty head, a few thick veins....

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Are we talking hard or soft? Surely the state of arousal of said perfect penis changes the visual…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say "the _oing" purely from a visual appraisal...!?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If we're talking purely aesthetics then it is one that appears to be marble made flesh and had been carved by Michaelangelo. A penis of the gods nestled in luxurious golden hair

Yes!! Purely aesthetic is what I want here.

Thank you! And fine description....

If you show me this pretty penis you have found then I shall examine it's aesthetic qualities closely ...

I couldn't possibly share a picture without permission!

You have my permission to share x"

We've discussed this!!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him

Tis a fine member you have there.

Why were you being examined on the toilet?

Better question is why was he in the bathroom with me whilst I was peeing

Definitely a hidden kink for sure

I’d got out of the shower and you was peeing so we had a chat whilst I was drying myself and the towel accidentally fell to the floor

Accidently? Mmmmhm.

You aren't that innocent. "

I don’t remember I’m sure it was an accident

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"If I described what I find pretty, good length, bit of girth, nice meaty head, a few thick veins....

"

Actually just look at Gatsby's for reference

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If I described what I find pretty, good length, bit of girth, nice meaty head, a few thick veins....

"

you describing me there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told on a hotel meet in Derby that I had a perfect penis as she sat on the toilet, looking at him, examining him

Tis a fine member you have there.

Why were you being examined on the toilet?

Better question is why was he in the bathroom with me whilst I was peeing

Definitely a hidden kink for sure

I’d got out of the shower and you was peeing so we had a chat whilst I was drying myself and the towel accidentally fell to the floor

Accidently? Mmmmhm.

You aren't that innocent.

I don’t remember I’m sure it was an accident "

You think what you like sugar

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dildo's have been designed to be aesthetically pleasing so I guess that is the gold standard of a perfect penis, think of pretty cocks in boxes. However what makes a cock truly perfect would be a little individual human quirk, that makes it made of flesh and blood and rude thoughts and totally different to anyone elses.

cock "

I cock too.

I have a blue dildo that's pretty perfectly formed.... but not as pretty as the penis I was sent a picture of.....

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"If I described what I find pretty, good length, bit of girth, nice meaty head, a few thick veins....

Actually just look at Gatsby's for reference "

I’m actually envious of Gatsby haha

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Thick, but not too thick, not so much length, more average for preference. And...shiny. I like shiny.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As a bi guy I feel I can contribute with my actual serious answer ...

I like penis and have ahem... seen a few in my time so ...

Girthy , Not one that dwells under a mountain of Bush, Doesn't have lumps and warts on , is clean , tastes good , and fits in my mouth snugly ..

Thankyou

That made me a little. The lumps part

Do you remember the man who had some sort of lumps put on his? Were you here then? Was loads of square bumps. It apparently increases the pleasure. Never seen anything like it!!"

WTAF? Now I'm concerned

(Not shaming, just confused)

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"If I described what I find pretty, good length, bit of girth, nice meaty head, a few thick veins....

you describing me there? "

Well now I've looked you do fit that bill

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"For a very short time I have thrown my penis into the ring (well made a picture public).

I quite like it...

;-)"

So not detachable for penis tossing competitions then?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not sure mine is “perfect” but had plenty of compliments "

On the visual or the use?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The mind behind it, that instinctively listens and adapts finding the natural rhythm that suits both…. plus the _oing

The _oing is very important......

But I'm talking to look at. Just visually."

You’ve lost me there, it’s not just a visual thing personally, more how it is packaged is as about as visual as I get.

You could line up ten and I’d be meh, but add the other elements to it and then it’s on the way to an enjoyable penis.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It has to be aesthetically pretty, one that makes u just want to put it in your mouth as soon as you see it. Big in length nice and thick all the way up, hard, throbbing, veiny, mushroom shaped swollen head and able to come buckets! I know I know a girl can dream "

Yes! The aesthetic is what I mean! Love it!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"As a bi guy I feel I can contribute with my actual serious answer ...

I like penis and have ahem... seen a few in my time so ...

Girthy , Not one that dwells under a mountain of Bush, Doesn't have lumps and warts on , is clean , tastes good , and fits in my mouth snugly ..

Thankyou

That made me a little. The lumps part

Do you remember the man who had some sort of lumps put on his? Were you here then? Was loads of square bumps. It apparently increases the pleasure. Never seen anything like it!!

WTAF? Now I'm concerned

(Not shaming, just confused)"

It was odd! Can’t remember what the procedure was called but it is a thing. Not my thing though!

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If I described what I find pretty, good length, bit of girth, nice meaty head, a few thick veins....

you describing me there?

Well now I've looked you do fit that bill"

I'm glad to hear

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"For a very short time I have thrown my penis into the ring (well made a picture public).

I quite like it...

;-)

So not detachable for penis tossing competitions then? "

Ach, that songs in my head now...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No idea. But mines all I’ve got so it either is or isn’t "

I may need to examine. Closely.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"As a bi guy I feel I can contribute with my actual serious answer ...

I like penis and have ahem... seen a few in my time so ...

Girthy , Not one that dwells under a mountain of Bush, Doesn't have lumps and warts on , is clean , tastes good , and fits in my mouth snugly ..

Thankyou

That made me a little. The lumps part

Do you remember the man who had some sort of lumps put on his? Were you here then? Was loads of square bumps. It apparently increases the pleasure. Never seen anything like it!!

WTAF? Now I'm concerned

(Not shaming, just confused)

It was odd! Can’t remember what the procedure was called but it is a thing. Not my thing though!"

Sub dermal something or other?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"As a bi guy I feel I can contribute with my actual serious answer ...

I like penis and have ahem... seen a few in my time so ...

Girthy , Not one that dwells under a mountain of Bush, Doesn't have lumps and warts on , is clean , tastes good , and fits in my mouth snugly ..

Thankyou

That made me a little. The lumps part

Do you remember the man who had some sort of lumps put on his? Were you here then? Was loads of square bumps. It apparently increases the pleasure. Never seen anything like it!!

WTAF? Now I'm concerned

(Not shaming, just confused)

It was odd! Can’t remember what the procedure was called but it is a thing. Not my thing though!"

Was that the guy with the studs through his penis?!

That looked painful to say the least.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow a thread with my nickname as the title

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"As a bi guy I feel I can contribute with my actual serious answer ...

I like penis and have ahem... seen a few in my time so ...

Girthy , Not one that dwells under a mountain of Bush, Doesn't have lumps and warts on , is clean , tastes good , and fits in my mouth snugly ..

Thankyou

That made me a little. The lumps part

Do you remember the man who had some sort of lumps put on his? Were you here then? Was loads of square bumps. It apparently increases the pleasure. Never seen anything like it!!

WTAF? Now I'm concerned

(Not shaming, just confused)

It was odd! Can’t remember what the procedure was called but it is a thing. Not my thing though!

Sub dermal something or other?"

That’s it! I just googled and that’s what it looked like.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mine does the job ok "

And is appealing visually too

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"As a bi guy I feel I can contribute with my actual serious answer ...

I like penis and have ahem... seen a few in my time so ...

Girthy , Not one that dwells under a mountain of Bush, Doesn't have lumps and warts on , is clean , tastes good , and fits in my mouth snugly ..

Thankyou

That made me a little. The lumps part

Do you remember the man who had some sort of lumps put on his? Were you here then? Was loads of square bumps. It apparently increases the pleasure. Never seen anything like it!!

WTAF? Now I'm concerned

(Not shaming, just confused)

It was odd! Can’t remember what the procedure was called but it is a thing. Not my thing though!

Was that the guy with the studs through his penis?!

That looked painful to say the least.

Jo.Xx "

No google sub dermal penis lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put a different one up for assessment

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

One that is attached to the one you desire most? Or hits the spot Everytime?

Hah this! But ideally I think there’s a good combo and an objectively very good looking penis

To me, a very good looking penis is uncut, thickest at the base, with a slight bend. 8.5x6.5” with lots of veins. That’d get a 10/10

Haha

Ooooh..... you've really researched this! I like it

Haha! Penis expert girl here and I noticed there are almost categories as some are very similar to each other than others. Like thicker at certain points, similar head and foreskin etc

Id love to be a judge in a visual penis competition ahha "

Me too!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"No idea. But mines all I’ve got so it either is or isn’t

I may need to examine. Closely."

You know I would very much like that and will arrange soon

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Examples are available in my friends photos "

They are indeed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As a bi guy I feel I can contribute with my actual serious answer ...

I like penis and have ahem... seen a few in my time so ...

Girthy , Not one that dwells under a mountain of Bush, Doesn't have lumps and warts on , is clean , tastes good , and fits in my mouth snugly ..

Thankyou

That made me a little. The lumps part

Do you remember the man who had some sort of lumps put on his? Were you here then? Was loads of square bumps. It apparently increases the pleasure. Never seen anything like it!!

Thats nothing.....

There is a couple on here that have so many piercings on her fanny and his cock how the hell they get apart again after sex I honestly don't know.. they had at least 10 -15 each "

Wowzer!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If I described what I find pretty, good length, bit of girth, nice meaty head, a few thick veins....

"

Sounding pretty good to me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"As Nora is being all sappy and neglecting the peen today, I'm going in.

I feel extremely lucky that I've seen what I believe is the perfect penis. But I'm not entirely sure what it is about it that makes it perfect.

So Loungers..... what makes the perfect penis?

One that is attached to the one you desire most? Or hits the spot Everytime?

Hah this! But ideally I think there’s a good combo and an objectively very good looking penis

To me, a very good looking penis is uncut, thickest at the base, with a slight bend. 8.5x6.5” with lots of veins. That’d get a 10/10

Haha

Ooooh..... you've really researched this! I like it

Haha! Penis expert girl here and I noticed there are almost categories as some are very similar to each other than others. Like thicker at certain points, similar head and foreskin etc

Id love to be a judge in a visual penis competition ahha

Me too!"

In!!!!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"As a bi guy I feel I can contribute with my actual serious answer ...

I like penis and have ahem... seen a few in my time so ...

Girthy , Not one that dwells under a mountain of Bush, Doesn't have lumps and warts on , is clean , tastes good , and fits in my mouth snugly ..

Thankyou

That made me a little. The lumps part

Do you remember the man who had some sort of lumps put on his? Were you here then? Was loads of square bumps. It apparently increases the pleasure. Never seen anything like it!!

WTAF? Now I'm concerned

(Not shaming, just confused)

It was odd! Can’t remember what the procedure was called but it is a thing. Not my thing though!

Sub dermal something or other?

That’s it! I just googled and that’s what it looked like. "

I'll pass on that one, but, you know, more power to em!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I don’t think that there is a perfect penis, that being said there are some members being waved around that really need medical attention or a shroud!

Some of them are U G L Y

No no no. Don't penis shame Tea! You're better than that.

I’d be lying if I said that all penises were created equally. It’s all subjective though, my idea of a wonky mushroom might be someone else joy, that’s the beauty of opinion.

Is it shaming if I’m not pointing out people or individual cocks? "

Does nietzsche apply to penii?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got told yesterday that mine was a pretty one"

How did that feel? I've been told the same before and I didn't know what to think! A "pretty penis", is that right?!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"I've often wondered this and can't quite put my finger on it. I think it's to do with symmetry and an evenness in colour.

I'm happy to examine a few for research purposes, although K has a pretty one right here and I'm not feeling inclined to look at ugly ones to make comparisons

C

I think symmetry and colour might well be a factor.

And now I'm curious about K's pretty penis. Sorry "

He's not likely to post a pic - it's one of those 'gotta be there' things

C

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