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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Really tongue in cheek but how do you deal with poor hosts?!

I stayed at my mums last night and her spare room is her 'dressing room' with all her lotions and potions in.

So despite me still being in bed she's faffing in, sitting on the bed (which means her dog is on the bed), chatting away narrating her whole life (shal I put my make up on? I'm only sitting on the living room. But what if I get a zoom call?)

It's only 7 flipping 30!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Really tongue in cheek but how do you deal with poor hosts?!

I stayed at my mums last night and her spare room is her 'dressing room' with all her lotions and potions in.

So despite me still being in bed she's faffing in, sitting on the bed (which means her dog is on the bed), chatting away narrating her whole life (shal I put my make up on? I'm only sitting on the living room. But what if I get a zoom call?)

It's only 7 flipping 30! "

Razor wire?

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Tbh OP you should cherish those moments. There will come a time when you would do anything to have that time with your mum again.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Now she's washing up. Very noisily as my nephew is asleep in the living room lpl

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Hosting immediate family is a bit different to hosting friends. Family can fend for themselves a bit more

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Tbh OP you should cherish those moments. There will come a time when you would do anything to have that time with your mum again. "

I do really. It just amuses me that she had no ability to modify her behaviours when she has guests. No consideration for being quiet if they're still sleeping after a long journey yo see her etc.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

0730?

Time to get up you lazy thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a hotel maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s morning time

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Get a hotel maybe? "

Then she'd be upset that we didn't stay over!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Get a hotel maybe?

Then she'd be upset that we didn't stay over! "

Plus the premiere Inn doesnt gave all the elemis stuff she has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She maybe wants her families company, 7.30am, most of the country is up. Go give her a good morning hug & kiss and let us know how big her smile is. Weve had an horrific 18 months, this is precious time, wish I had a mum, try not be so irritated with her bless x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My nephews do that to me whenever I stay at their house. By which I mean they burst in at 6am, followed by 3 dogs, all of whom leap on the bed. They are only kids though so it is acceptable.

On a less happy note, my mother woke me up at 7am too.... she rang me and told me today would be a very good day for me to kill myself. Lovely woman she is

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"My nephews do that to me whenever I stay at their house. By which I mean they burst in at 6am, followed by 3 dogs, all of whom leap on the bed. They are only kids though so it is acceptable.

On a less happy note, my mother woke me up at 7am too.... she rang me and told me today would be a very good day for me to kill myself. Lovely woman she is "

Oh my goodness

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Tbh OP you should cherish those moments. There will come a time when you would do anything to have that time with your mum again. "
this

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Can u just add. She knows we take the piss out of this about her. She's lived alone for many years and is set in her ways and of she wants to do something at a certain time then she does it, regardless of if she has company or not.

In fact, even when we were kids she'd be hoovering at 6:30 in the morning and all our friends thought she was bonkers.

I'm off on a cruise with her later this year and the top joke with my family is how she will be in the morning, trying to be quiet as ill have a hangover but popping in and out of the balcony 15 times!

It's all in jest really.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I would make us a cup of tea and get the biscuits out.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My mum's the same. My niece and her partner stayed a couple of years ago. 4:30 am the stair lift starts up. Beeeeep...trundle, trundle, trundle...beeeeep.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I would make us a cup of tea and get the biscuits out.

"

I'm sure she'd love it. I'll book you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nephews do that to me whenever I stay at their house. By which I mean they burst in at 6am, followed by 3 dogs, all of whom leap on the bed. They are only kids though so it is acceptable.

On a less happy note, my mother woke me up at 7am too.... she rang me and told me today would be a very good day for me to kill myself. Lovely woman she is "

Wtf?

That’s horrible.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My nephews do that to me whenever I stay at their house. By which I mean they burst in at 6am, followed by 3 dogs, all of whom leap on the bed. They are only kids though so it is acceptable.

On a less happy note, my mother woke me up at 7am too.... she rang me and told me today would be a very good day for me to kill myself. Lovely woman she is "

Sorry to hear that. I get regular calls from my mum to say she's dying and not to worry about her. Eventually for your own protection you go

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Tbh OP you should cherish those moments. There will come a time when you would do anything to have that time with your mum again. this "

I think the op has made I'd clear that she loves and appreciates her mum.

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