FabSwingers.com forum: Dental, damn!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies, if a man pulled out a dental dam on a meet, gave it a shake like a waiter and laid it on your quim like a napkin would you feel insulted or be impressed by his safe sex procedure ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d think well this is a first & see what it’s like.

After I’d take out the condom for his bj

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If be thinking "I hope it tastes like kippers, ya know, to make it realistic"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'd be laying it out like a tablecloth not a napkin. Got a fanny the size of a pizza.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"He'd be laying it out like a tablecloth not a napkin. Got a fanny the size of a pizza.

Family right? Can't be doing a 1 bite slice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If be thinking "I hope it tastes like kippers, ya know, to make it realistic""

I think they come in an assortment of flavours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He'd be laying it out like a tablecloth not a napkin. Got a fanny the size of a pizza.

Tucking it in underneath

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If be thinking "I hope it tastes like kippers, ya know, to make it realistic"

I think they come in an assortment of flavours."

Like the bad jelly beans.

"Smelly socks"

"Vomit"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’d think well this is a first & see what it’s like.

After I’d take out the condom for his bj

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If be thinking "I hope it tastes like kippers, ya know, to make it realistic"

I think they come in an assortment of flavours.

Like the bad jelly beans.

"Smelly socks"

"Vomit" "
m

‘Sports Turbo Fresh’, oh no that’s more a condom flavour name.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If be thinking "I hope it tastes like kippers, ya know, to make it realistic"

I think they come in an assortment of flavours.

Like the bad jelly beans.

"Smelly socks"

"Vomit" m

‘Sports Turbo Fresh’, oh no that’s more a condom flavour name."

Better than "crusty cum sock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the devil is a dental dam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If be thinking "I hope it tastes like kippers, ya know, to make it realistic"

I think they come in an assortment of flavours.

Like the bad jelly beans.

"Smelly socks"

"Vomit" m

‘Sports Turbo Fresh’, oh no that’s more a condom flavour name.

Better than "crusty cum sock""

Crusty cum sock!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What the devil is a dental dam?"

Tongue johnny kinda thing. Think clingfilm over the minge to protect the cunt licker from infections

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"What the devil is a dental dam?

Tongue johnny kinda thing. Think clingfilm over the minge to protect the cunt licker from infections "

Tongue johnny

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Jesus this made me laugh!

I’ve not come across DDs for ages

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

The local gum clinic doesn't give them out anymore and they suggested I try ebay...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Jesus this made me laugh!

I’ve not come across DDs for ages "

I've never come across one

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"What the devil is a dental dam?

Tongue johnny kinda thing. Think clingfilm over the minge to protect the cunt licker from infections "

Not what I was thinking, had to look it up, asthere is also a dental dam that spreads the cheeks to leave teeth & tongue exposed

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Andover

I've never seen one, I think I need to ask a popular search engine

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"What the devil is a dental dam?

Tongue johnny kinda thing. Think clingfilm over the minge to protect the cunt licker from infections

Not what I was thinking, had to look it up, asthere is also a dental dam that spreads the cheeks to leave teeth & tongue exposed

Like that kids game

where you have to try and speak

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What the devil is a dental dam?

Tongue johnny kinda thing. Think clingfilm over the minge to protect the cunt licker from infections

Not what I was thinking, had to look it up, asthere is also a dental dam that spreads the cheeks to leave teeth & tongue exposed

Like that kids game

where you have to try and speak "

It hurts ya bastard face from laughing too much

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"What the devil is a dental dam?

Tongue johnny kinda thing. Think clingfilm over the minge to protect the cunt licker from infections

Not what I was thinking, had to look it up, asthere is also a dental dam that spreads the cheeks to leave teeth & tongue exposed

Like that kids game

where you have to try and speak "

That’s the one, first used by dentists

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"What the devil is a dental dam?

Tongue johnny kinda thing. Think clingfilm over the minge to protect the cunt licker from infections

Not what I was thinking, had to look it up, asthere is also a dental dam that spreads the cheeks to leave teeth & tongue exposed

Like that kids game

where you have to try and speak

It hurts ya bastard face from laughing too much

One of the funniest games I have EVER played!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What the devil is a dental dam?

Tongue johnny kinda thing. Think clingfilm over the minge to protect the cunt licker from infections

Not what I was thinking, had to look it up, asthere is also a dental dam that spreads the cheeks to leave teeth & tongue exposed

Like that kids game

where you have to try and speak

It hurts ya bastard face from laughing too much

One of the funniest games I have EVER played!!

Say it babe, don't spray it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only know what it is because I once googled how do lesbians have protected sex and it come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only know what it is because I once googled how do lesbians have protected sex and it come

Wouldn't that give friction burns on their quims during scissoring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre printed with little arrows and instructions would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldn’t be offended

If people want to be extra safe then good on them and would welcome it

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By *entlemanDMan
over a year ago

Fareham

Lisa needs braces!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pre printed with little arrows and instructions would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pre printed with little arrows and instructions would be good

But I thought men don't read instructions

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Pre printed with little arrows and instructions would be good

But I thought men don't read instructions

There's a flaw in the plan already!

Anyway, so I ask my dentist for these right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pre printed with little arrows and instructions would be good

But I thought men don't read instructions

Draw some tits on the bit where the clit is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pre printed with little arrows and instructions would be good

But I thought men don't read instructions

Draw some tits on the bit where the clit is.

Just like a red laser gun point won't do?

I'm terrible at drawing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only know what it is because I once googled how do lesbians have protected sex and it come

Wouldn't that give friction burns on their quims during scissoring?"

Add lube ? I have no idea.

I just wondered how they had safe sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only know what it is because I once googled how do lesbians have protected sex and it come

Wouldn't that give friction burns on their quims during scissoring?

Add lube ? I have no idea.

I just wondered how they had safe sex

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wouldn't it just slip away with lube

Hot profile picture by the way!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd ask what it was made out of, latex free or it isn't going near me!

Plus the latex free are pretty vile, especially the flavoured ones. You'd get more pleasure using cling film same basic "shielding" no werid after taste!

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I found out about them a few weeks ago when I was searching for my favourite lube and they sold the dams on this condoms website.

Strange name and expensive. No idea what it feels like but great if it prevents infections.

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd feel sorry for him missing out on my sweet tasting vajayjay

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