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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Getting tattooed as we speak/type!

Trying to be brave cos my tattooist is pretty fit and I don’t wanna look like a wimp!

Forgot to put bumbling cream on and don’t have my headphones!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bumbling cream!? Meant numbing cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well go check your messages I sent one yesterday. And no its not a dick pic

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ah….you need a joke madam - a perfect distraction

So……A random dude is walking down the street when he suddenly beholds what appears to be a pile of dog shit on the pavement before him (hey, I didn’t say this was a classy joke did I )

Anyhoo, upon spotting this frightful faecal apparition he exclaims, ‘Hey, that looks like dog shit!’

Getting down on his hands and knees he gives the brown mass a good sniff… ‘It smells like dog shit to.’ He muses.

Next he takes his index finger and gentle prods it. ‘It feels like dog shit!’ he says.

Finally, he sucks his finger; ‘It even tastes like dog shit!’ he declares.

Standing up once more, he finally proclaims, ‘It IS dog shit!’

…… ‘Lucky I didn’t stand in it!’

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I got my first bit of ink the other month, planning to get a couple more in time

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Plenty of distractions on here.

Just depends what you want to be distracted by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bumbling cream!? Meant bumming cream!"

Are you sure he’s up for that?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Bumbling cream!? Meant bumming cream!

Are you sure he’s up for that?"

Don't ask, don't get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numbing cream is the worst idea.

Once it wears off and you're 2 hours in - you're pain will go from 0 to 100 super quick.

Suck it up and get used to it. You'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Numbing cream is the worst idea.

Once it wears off and you're 2 hours in - you're pain will go from 0 to 100 super quick.

Suck it up and get used to it. You'll be fine. "

You have a fair few already.

What you worried about woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting tattooed as we speak/type!

Trying to be brave cos my tattooist is pretty fit and I don’t wanna look like a wimp!

Forgot to put bumbling cream on and don’t have my headphones!"

Here’s a puzzle for you, would you rather be pleasured by 100 dildo sized men or 10 men sized dildos??

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Bumbling cream!? Meant numbing cream!"

I want some bumbling cream!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What are you having done? I'm getting a new one next month! Can't wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are you having done? I'm getting a new one next month! Can't wait "

If you can make out what’s on my left thigh in having that coloured in.

I’ll see if I can take a pic now and upload it briefly.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Bumbling cream!? Meant numbing cream!

I want some bumbling cream! "

I've spent too long on here, I read that as bumbing cream

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By *randomwhitedude75Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Come get yourself some dickstraction on my profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting tattooed as we speak/type!

Trying to be brave cos my tattooist is pretty fit and I don’t wanna look like a wimp!

Forgot to put bumbling cream on and don’t have my headphones!"

My brain read that as 'bumhole cream' at first.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Even your tattoist is handsome?

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

no

Want to hear a joke??

What does a blind gynaecologist do???

He reads lips

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Want to hear a joke??

What does a blind gynaecologist do???

He reads lips "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"What are you having done? I'm getting a new one next month! Can't wait

If you can make out what’s on my left thigh in having that coloured in.

I’ll see if I can take a pic now and upload it briefly. "

Very nice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perv at my ass that should take your mind off it ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even your tattoist is handsome? "

Yeah but I didn’t just kick him cos he was handsome. His work is good too

I’m all done and wrapped up now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pick him not kick him goddamit. Wish we could edit posts.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Pick him not kick him goddamit. Wish we could edit posts. "

What would you do to the ugly ones!!

My daughter is picking it her first tattoos to cover scars on her wrists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick him not kick him goddamit. Wish we could edit posts.

What would you do to the ugly ones!!

My daughter is picking it her first tattoos to cover scars on her wrists"

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