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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading

Rats for me. Foul blood loving creatures.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Won’t be a popular one sorry but cats for me. Can’t stand them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps. Everytime I go outside when it's sunny there they are buzzing round me. And if I get stung I swell.

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Between wisbech & Kings lynn

Midges. What possible purpose do they serve other than to bite you repeatedly if you're anywhere near water?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" And if I get stung I swell."

With pride ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls. Feathery bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rats for me. Foul blood loving creatures. "

Rats. I get totally freaked out. Urgh… the tail freaks me out x

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Little yappy badly owned doggies.. Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axolotl's. Bloody hideous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None... except mozzies! Mozzies are useless wastes of space and air!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Parasites, mainly Humans.

Yeah I got no problem saying it!

Other than that, any other parasite like fleas and ticks.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Wasps and spiders for me

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

got to be timewasters who don't turn up for meets

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Rats for me. Foul blood loving creatures.

Rats. I get totally freaked out. Urgh… the tail freaks me out x "

Its definitely the tail and the teeth.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Humans,your species baffles strange creatures indeed.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Won’t be a popular one sorry but cats for me. Can’t stand them x"

Denied!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Axolotl's. Bloody hideous."

They are cute.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Axolotl's. Bloody hideous.

They are cute."

Their little smiles!

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Wasps. Everytime I go outside when it's sunny there they are buzzing round me. And if I get stung I swell."

Yes they are fuckers. Definitely into room 101 they go.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Midges. What possible purpose do they serve other than to bite you repeatedly if you're anywhere near water? "

Accepted.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Slugs, just why?

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Humans,your species baffles strange creatures indeed."

Denied but you can volunteer yourself to go in.

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Rats for me. Foul blood loving creatures.

Rats. I get totally freaked out. Urgh… the tail freaks me out x "

Nooo, pet rats are adorable they learn their names, can teach them tricks, they come for cuddles, keep themselves clean.

People automatically think of wild rats and go "eeew" and it gives pet rats a bad rep.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Won’t be a popular one sorry but cats for me. Can’t stand them x

Denied! "

Spiders?

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Wasps and spiders for me"

Wasps yes spiders denied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midges. What possible purpose do they serve other than to bite you repeatedly if you're anywhere near water? "

Flies are fascinating. Listened to an interesting podcast on them.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Seagulls. Feathery bastards "

Them and pigeons are flying rats so acceptrd.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Slugs. That slime is not made to come off.

C

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Won’t be a popular one sorry but cats for me. Can’t stand them x

Denied!

Spiders?"

Also denied as they catch even more annoying insects like flies.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Midges. What possible purpose do they serve other than to bite you repeatedly if you're anywhere near water?

Flies are fascinating. Listened to an interesting podcast on them."

Decomposors. Amazing creatures, despite being horrible little twats. Bodies (of all kinds) would take much longer to decompose if it were not for flies and maggots.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Slugs. That slime is not made to come off.

C"

Accepted. Vile creatures. Copper tape stops them.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Moths pointless flappy things that dive bomb you!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Rats on a lead, in other words those small pointless dogs that most their owners either carry or but in a bag

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Rats for me. Foul blood loving creatures.

Rats. I get totally freaked out. Urgh… the tail freaks me out x

Nooo, pet rats are adorable they learn their names, can teach them tricks, they come for cuddles, keep themselves clean.

People automatically think of wild rats and go "eeew" and it gives pet rats a bad rep. "

As long as they are kept in prison they get a reprieve. Still disgusting though.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Rats for me. Foul blood loving creatures.

Rats. I get totally freaked out. Urgh… the tail freaks me out x

Nooo, pet rats are adorable they learn their names, can teach them tricks, they come for cuddles, keep themselves clean.

People automatically think of wild rats and go "eeew" and it gives pet rats a bad rep. "

I agree. My rats are as playful and affectionate as and dog I've had.

They are really cute once you give them a chance.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Little yappy badly owned doggies.. Sorry! "

As long as its just naughty dogs. Good ones stay.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Axolotl's. Bloody hideous."

What they are the cutest

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Axolotl's. Bloody hideous."

No fucking idea what those are so denied.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Moths pointless flappy things that dive bomb you!"

They are just ugly butterflies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Axolotl's. Bloody hideous.

No fucking idea what those are so denied. "

Look them up, you will be horrified.

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By *parkybunnyCouple
over a year ago

Zurich. NOT London.

Mosquitoes.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Rats on a lead, in other words those small pointless dogs that most their owners either carry or but in a bag "

They are someones children. Denied heartless one.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I've been thinking about this way too long now and can't think of any animal that really deserves to go.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Axolotl's. Bloody hideous.

No fucking idea what those are so denied. "

Just sent you one

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Mosquitoes. "

Accepted they are the most dangerous species for humans. And they make me itch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hamsters, little vicious furry assassin's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ticks and leeches, went on holiday and got one of the little feckers stuck on the back of me knee (tick) . Had to have it pulled off in a chemist. Not had a leech, but anything that drinks our blood as a meal can't be allowed to share our planet!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Moths pointless flappy things that dive bomb you!"

Moths, like Bees are pollenators.

The majority of living creatures on earth are symbiotic.

The most useless ones are parasitic - fleas, ticks, mosquitos, humans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won’t be a popular one sorry but cats for me. Can’t stand them x"

Another vote for cats from me - they poo in my garden and kill the nice little birds

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Axolotl's. Bloody hideous.

They are cute."

Definitely denied they look like cute aliens.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Asian hornets

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Won’t be a popular one sorry but cats for me. Can’t stand them x

Another vote for cats from me - they poo in my garden and kill the nice little birds "

I'm putting you in instead.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Asian hornets"

Yes they go in. Though #allhornetsarebastards

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Ticks and leeches, went on holiday and got one of the little feckers stuck on the back of me knee (tick) . Had to have it pulled off in a chemist. Not had a leech, but anything that drinks our blood as a meal can't be allowed to share our planet! "

Denied leeches are being used in modern medicine. As are maggots. So they both get a reprieve.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Not had a leech, but anything that drinks our blood as a meal can't be allowed to share our planet! "

Leeches are still used medically. You can't ban them !

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Hamsters, little vicious furry assassin's"

Denied they are the only pets some kids can have and they are kept in prison anyway.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Camel spiders, the only thing that has made me run away and then appeared to chase me

Luckily I don’t have to worry about them on a daily basis.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"I've been thinking about this way too long now and can't think of any animal that really deserves to go.

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Then you may have to volunteer yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps.. all creatures great and small my arse. These evil gits need to go

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Camel spiders, the only thing that has made me run away and then appeared to chase me

Luckily I don’t have to worry about them on a daily basis. "

No spiders! Spiders are our friends.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Wasps.. all creatures great and small my arse. These evil gits need to go "

Yep already in.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Camel spiders, the only thing that has made me run away and then appeared to chase me

Luckily I don’t have to worry about them on a daily basis. "

They appear to chase you as just wanting shade from the sun, that your shadow provides

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Camel spiders, the only thing that has made me run away and then appeared to chase me

Luckily I don’t have to worry about them on a daily basis.

No spiders! Spiders are our friends.

"

They aren’t really spiders.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Wasps.. all creatures great and small my arse. These evil gits need to go "

Without wasps we wouldn't have figs, and without figs we wouldn't have fig rolls. Then what snack will I treat myself on at Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hamsters, little vicious furry assassin's

Denied they are the only pets some kids can have and they are kept in prison anyway. "

You've made a huge mistake I tell you , they will take over the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hamsters, little vicious furry assassin's"

Woah woah woah! My little hamster is so sweet. Don't you touch him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasps.. all creatures great and small my arse. These evil gits need to go

Without wasps we wouldn't have figs, and without figs we wouldn't have fig rolls. Then what snack will I treat myself on at Christmas? "

Sod your figs, have an after eight and like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won’t be a popular one sorry but cats for me. Can’t stand them x

Another vote for cats from me - they poo in my garden and kill the nice little birds

I'm putting you in instead. "

Oooh you're so Domme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasps.. all creatures great and small my arse. These evil gits need to go

Without wasps we wouldn't have figs, and without figs we wouldn't have fig rolls. Then what snack will I treat myself on at Christmas? "

After the Rice Pudding fiasco, I didn't think I could be more disgusted. I was wrong

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Panda's pointless arseholes.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Pigeons. Stop getting in my walking path you flappy bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasps.. all creatures great and small my arse. These evil gits need to go

Without wasps we wouldn't have figs, and without figs we wouldn't have fig rolls. Then what snack will I treat myself on at Christmas?

After the Rice Pudding fiasco, I didn't think I could be more disgusted. I was wrong "

Rice pudding fiasco?

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

All non native animals. Yes that includes you, grey squirrels. And feral cats.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Tories

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"All non native animals. Yes that includes you, grey squirrels. And feral cats."

where would you live then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rats.. Spiders and the duck billed platypus... As Robin Williams said "you think God ever gets stoned? Look at a platypus, I think so.." OK, let's take a beaver.. Screw on a ducks bill.. Now she's a mammal, but she lays eggs.. Hey Darwin.. Hahahahahaha"

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"All non native animals. Yes that includes you, grey squirrels. And feral cats.

where would you live then?"

Maybe this will help

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_species

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Woodlice

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Moths *shudders *

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps, I mean what's the point of them except to be irritating little fuckwits,

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Rats.. Spiders and the duck billed platypus... As Robin Williams said "you think God ever gets stoned? Look at a platypus, I think so.." OK, let's take a beaver.. Screw on a ducks bill.. Now she's a mammal, but she lays eggs.. Hey Darwin.. Hahahahahaha""

I like weirdos so platypus is denied.

Rats are in.

Spiders denied.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Tories"

Tempting but denied. A good government needs good opposition.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Tories

Tempting but denied. A good government needs good opposition. "

But you said 'Good'.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Panda's pointless arseholes."

Denied on total cuteness grounds.

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Pigeons. Stop getting in my walking path you flappy bastards!"

Yep in room 101 with the seagulls on the ground sof being flying rats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won’t be a popular one sorry but cats for me. Can’t stand them x

Another vote for cats from me - they poo in my garden and kill the nice little birds

I'm putting you in instead. "

To be clear.... Im talking cats not pussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ticks and leeches, went on holiday and got one of the little feckers stuck on the back of me knee (tick) . Had to have it pulled off in a chemist. Not had a leech, but anything that drinks our blood as a meal can't be allowed to share our planet!

Denied leeches are being used in modern medicine. As are maggots. So they both get a reprieve. "

If you have seen the movie Stand By Me you will put leeches in the room and board the door up

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By *atnip make me purr OP   Woman
over a year ago

Reading


"Won’t be a popular one sorry but cats for me. Can’t stand them x

Another vote for cats from me - they poo in my garden and kill the nice little birds

I'm putting you in instead.

To be clear.... Im talking cats not pussies "

I was clear and you are still going in. So say your goodbyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put camel Spiders in room 101 please, big horrendous looking buggers that can run as fast as you and chase you!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Axolotl's. Bloody hideous."

they're so cute!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

As much as I hate, loathe, detest, and abhor wasps they're pretty vital pest control and pollinators so I suppose they should stay.

Can they just stay away from me please?

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