FabSwingers.com forum: i rely on you ......Hovis Presley .....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.This Poem formed part of a wedding Service i went to recently Read with full on Lancashire Accent by A friend of the Bride and Groom and Written by HOVIS PRESLEY (yes really).Just wanted to share it with fabsters who need a little cheer up !!!!

I rely on you

like a Skoda needs suspension

like the aged need a pension

like a trampoline needs tension

like a bungee jump needs apprehension

I rely on you

like a camera needs a shutter

like a gambler needs a flutter

...like a golfer needs a putter

like a buttered scone involves some butter

I rely on you

like an acrobat needs ice cool nerve

like a hairpin needs a drastic curve

like an HGV needs endless derv

like an outside left needs a body swerve

I rely on you

like a handyman needs pliers

like an auctioneer needs buyers

like a laundromat needs driers

like The Good Life needed Richard Briers

I rely on you

By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

loved it, thanks for sharing!

My Lancashire accent is very broad, I sort of love it and hate it! Hate it when I'm in other parts of the country!