FabSwingers.com forum: Awkward boners

By *oastal1968 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Gents: Where were you when you had the most inappropriate boner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love giving inappropriate boners to some of my fwb! I have one who’s a PT and kept dirty texting and teasing and he sent me a pic of the boner while at the gym but said he had to hide it x so naughty!

Ive seen some have a boner at the beach and it was SOOO obvious, I couldn’t stop staring haha

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

My first venture into a nude sauna alone. I honestly didn’t know gay saunas existed. I was 23. A gay man brushed against my thigh and boing! I wasn’t turned on by him but had regular irregular erections back then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ED removes that awkwardness

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

I can't say how old I was, but on a school exchange trip to France the family I was staying with went camping to the south of France for a few days.. as we politely promenaded around St. Tropez 'en famille' I was staggered to see real live topless women just walking around the beach area in broad daylight.. instant, painful boner that just would not give up!

I'll never forget that trip, but have no idea what the guy was called that I stayed with ??

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'm constantly getting them. I sometimes think theres something wrong with me!

When out exercising in my joggers, in the supermarket, at the stables, at the beach, in the swimming pool, at the zoo, etc.

You name a place, I've probably had an unfortunate boner there.

The trick is coming up with a ways of covering it up till it subsides. My usual method is to kneel down and slowly do up my laces (after first quickly undoing then).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Frankie Boyle in me wants to say the playground but I can't be bothered having to spend all night defending my right to make such jokes when the football is on.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"The Frankie Boyle in me wants to say the playground but I can't be bothered having to spend all night defending my right to make such jokes when the football is on."
to be honest that’s when I stopped getting awkward boners once I left the playground

I think it’s called maturity

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