FabSwingers.com forum: I can tease better than you

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Title says it all. Pic proves it!

Just saying, Nora agrees.

Bet you can't beat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo you are awful ... but I like it

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Man cleavage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not even competing with my profile pic...oops!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nope you haven’t a chance

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you think do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better"

I am wet and covered in baby oil sorry but I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

I am wet and covered in baby oil sorry but I win

Sorry Kie, but BB mentioned Baby Oil, how can you even compete with them two words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not blessed with big boobs for the cleavage pic...but I gots me an ass ??

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

I am wet and covered in baby oil sorry but I win

Sorry Kie, but BB mentioned Baby Oil, how can you even compete with them two words

Because I don't need them

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

I am wet and covered in baby oil sorry but I win

Sorry Kie, but BB mentioned Baby Oil, how can you even compete with them two words

Because I don't need them

Nor do I infact I’m not even gonna show my body

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

I am wet and covered in baby oil sorry but I win

Sorry Kie, but BB mentioned Baby Oil, how can you even compete with them two words

Because I don't need them

Nor do I infact I’m not even gonna show my body

Yeah but we all know men are much easily tempted. You could show a single strand of hair and they would top pics it in seconds.

I have to appeal to the women folk, that much more of an uphill battle

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

I am wet and covered in baby oil sorry but I win

Sorry Kie, but BB mentioned Baby Oil, how can you even compete with them two words

Because I don't need them

Nor do I infact I’m not even gonna show my body

Yeah but we all know men are much easily tempted. You could show a single strand of hair and they would top pics it in seconds.

I have to appeal to the women folk, that much more of an uphill battle "

So you are admitting defeat then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

I am wet and covered in baby oil sorry but I win

Sorry Kie, but BB mentioned Baby Oil, how can you even compete with them two words

Because I don't need them

Nor do I infact I’m not even gonna show my body

Yeah but we all know men are much easily tempted. You could show a single strand of hair and they would top pics it in seconds.

I have to appeal to the women folk, that much more of an uphill battle

So you are admitting defeat then

I'm tempted...and defeated both at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nearly a nipple shot, you flirt

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

I am wet and covered in baby oil sorry but I win

Sorry Kie, but BB mentioned Baby Oil, how can you even compete with them two words

Because I don't need them

Nor do I infact I’m not even gonna show my body

Yeah but we all know men are much easily tempted. You could show a single strand of hair and they would top pics it in seconds.

I have to appeal to the women folk, that much more of an uphill battle

So you are admitting defeat then

Never!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It's nearly a nipple shot, you flirt

Exactly! Thank you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

I am wet and covered in baby oil sorry but I win

Sorry Kie, but BB mentioned Baby Oil, how can you even compete with them two words

Because I don't need them

Nor do I infact I’m not even gonna show my body

Yeah but we all know men are much easily tempted. You could show a single strand of hair and they would top pics it in seconds.

I have to appeal to the women folk, that much more of an uphill battle

So you are admitting defeat then

Never! "

Good

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

I am wet and covered in baby oil sorry but I win

I mix my own massage oil ...mmm nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a long term promise

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I don't do teasing

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’ll show you tomorrow just how good I am

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don't do teasing

See! Clearly intimidated by my teasing powers.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't do teasing

See! Clearly intimidated by my teasing powers.

I can’t deny it, I shall hide in the shadows from now on

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

That's the tiniest of teases OP. Are you showing us a crumb you got stuck in your chest hairs?

Meanwhile in Whitley Bay...

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That's the tiniest of teases OP. Are you showing us a crumb you got stuck in your chest hairs?

Meanwhile in Whitley Bay...

A tease of a crumb thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffft Amateur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better"

Hard paper round with that grey beard at 37 don't ya think haha

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

Hard paper round with that grey beard at 37 don't ya think haha"

Nah, just genetics. But nice try at a poor attempt at an insult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

Hard paper round with that grey beard at 37 don't ya think haha

Nah, just genetics. But nice try at a poor attempt at an insult

No just an ego check for yet another old guy on fab pml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

Hard paper round with that grey beard at 37 don't ya think haha

Nah, just genetics. But nice try at a poor attempt at an insult

No just an ego check for yet another old guy on fab pml"

Ego check? Where is the ego check?

For there to be an ego check, and ego needs to be present. And yet you still attempt to try and throw insults, surely you can aim a bit higher and more ambitious than feeble insults.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

well this has taken a turn

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

Hard paper round with that grey beard at 37 don't ya think haha

Nah, just genetics. But nice try at a poor attempt at an insult

No just an ego check for yet another old guy on fab pml

Ego check? Where is the ego check?

For there to be an ego check, and ego needs to be present. And yet you still attempt to try and throw insults, surely you can aim a bit higher and more ambitious than feeble insults. "

Jokes on them, my greying beard is quite popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well this has taken a turn"

Sssh, I'm enjoying this

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old? "

Moving into the old folks home next week. Send Werthers please.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

Hard paper round with that grey beard at 37 don't ya think haha

Nah, just genetics. But nice try at a poor attempt at an insult

No just an ego check for yet another old guy on fab pml

Ego check? Where is the ego check?

For there to be an ego check, and ego needs to be present. And yet you still attempt to try and throw insults, surely you can aim a bit higher and more ambitious than feeble insults.

Jokes on them, my greying beard is quite popular

Yeah but you are 38 and old!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old? "

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

Hard paper round with that grey beard at 37 don't ya think haha

Nah, just genetics. But nice try at a poor attempt at an insult

No just an ego check for yet another old guy on fab pml

Ego check? Where is the ego check?

For there to be an ego check, and ego needs to be present. And yet you still attempt to try and throw insults, surely you can aim a bit higher and more ambitious than feeble insults.

Jokes on them, my greying beard is quite popular

Yeah but you are 38 and old!

I prefer wise...ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!! "

Get your coat and come to me you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

I'll be joining you two seeing as I'm past it

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

Get a room!

But send invites...

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

Hard paper round with that grey beard at 37 don't ya think haha

Nah, just genetics. But nice try at a poor attempt at an insult

No just an ego check for yet another old guy on fab pml

Ego check? Where is the ego check?

For there to be an ego check, and ego needs to be present. And yet you still attempt to try and throw insults, surely you can aim a bit higher and more ambitious than feeble insults.

Jokes on them, my greying beard is quite popular

Both of your beards aren't all grey though

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Women are just so much better at teasing than we are.

I'm getting there with and off my pics, but never going to top some of these women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

I'll be joining you two seeing as I'm past it

Yeah us oldies can slope off and have some fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear there's a good rate going for bulk buying of zimmerframes ... seeing we're all crocked and old

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Women are just so much better at teasing than we are.

I'm getting there with and off my pics, but never going to top some of these women.

Um excuse me! My pic begs to differ. You are clearly mistake and blinded by the pure teasingness that it is.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nope you haven’t a chance

Ok, BB wins

Thank you

You still know mine is better

Hard paper round with that grey beard at 37 don't ya think haha

Nah, just genetics. But nice try at a poor attempt at an insult

No just an ego check for yet another old guy on fab pml

Ego check? Where is the ego check?

For there to be an ego check, and ego needs to be present. And yet you still attempt to try and throw insults, surely you can aim a bit higher and more ambitious than feeble insults.

Jokes on them, my greying beard is quite popular

Both of your beards aren't all grey though

I said greying

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

I'll be joining you two seeing as I'm past it

You are very welcome!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

Get a room!

But send invites...

Nah we’ll send you some pics

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

I'll be joining you two seeing as I'm past it

You are very welcome!"

At 37 I'm feeling quite young now actually

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Women are just so much better at teasing than we are.

I'm getting there with and off my pics, but never going to top some of these women.

Um excuse me! My pic begs to differ. You are clearly mistake and blinded by the pure teasingness that it is. "

Don't get me wrong, you are definitely teasing... but what exactly, I have no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

Get a room!

But send invites...

Nah we’ll send you some pics

Possible video

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Women are just so much better at teasing than we are.

I'm getting there with and off my pics, but never going to top some of these women.

Um excuse me! My pic begs to differ. You are clearly mistake and blinded by the pure teasingness that it is.

Don't get me wrong, you are definitely teasing... but what exactly, I have no idea

Shhhhh! Nobody has picked up on that bit yet.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

Get a room!

But send invites...

Nah we’ll send you some pics

Possible video

If he’s good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

Get a room!

But send invites...

Nah we’ll send you some pics

Possible video

If he’s good

D'you need a taxi? I've got room, happy to drive...

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

Get a room!

But send invites...

Nah we’ll send you some pics

Possible video

If he’s good

I am good!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

Get a room!

But send invites...

Nah we’ll send you some pics

Possible video

If he’s good

D'you need a taxi? I've got room, happy to drive..."

You’re going to come all the way from the north west to pick me up and take me back up there?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

Get a room!

But send invites...

Nah we’ll send you some pics

Possible video

If he’s good

I am good! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

Get a room!

But send invites...

Nah we’ll send you some pics

Possible video

If he’s good

D'you need a taxi? I've got room, happy to drive..."

Just book an Uber, they have all the old people's homes already logged

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

Get a room!

But send invites...

Nah we’ll send you some pics

Possible video

If he’s good

D'you need a taxi? I've got room, happy to drive...

Just book an Uber, they have all the old people's homes already logged

. Cheeky git. We don’t have Ubers out here in the sticks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

Get a room!

But send invites...

Nah we’ll send you some pics

Possible video

If he’s good

D'you need a taxi? I've got room, happy to drive...

You’re going to come all the way from the north west to pick me up and take me back up there?

You must have missed me in the 'How close is your location to reality' thread! North is just work, I'm half way to you, be there in no time!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Um, can we bring the attention back to me please. It has rudely taken a wrong turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old guy? Since when is 37 old?

I may as well get me coat then if 37 is old!!

Get your coat and come to me you

Get a room!

But send invites...

Nah we’ll send you some pics

Possible video

If he’s good

D'you need a taxi? I've got room, happy to drive...

Just book an Uber, they have all the old people's homes already logged

. Cheeky git. We don’t have Ubers out here in the sticks!"

That's not what Abdul said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um, can we bring the attention back to me please. It has rudely taken a wrong turn. "

Shit, mate, sorry!!

Nice tease, awsome beard.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Um, can we bring the attention back to me please. It has rudely taken a wrong turn. "

Sorry was that me

. I do that. I forget where I am sometimes. Sorry boss.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Um, can we bring the attention back to me please. It has rudely taken a wrong turn.

Shit, mate, sorry!!

Nice tease, awsome beard.

Thank you good sir! At least somebody has manners around here.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Um, can we bring the attention back to me please. It has rudely taken a wrong turn.

Sorry was that me

. I do that. I forget where I am sometimes. Sorry boss. "

It's ok he's just needy

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Um, can we bring the attention back to me please. It has rudely taken a wrong turn.

Sorry was that me

. I do that. I forget where I am sometimes. Sorry boss.

It's ok he's just needy

"
just a little!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um, can we bring the attention back to me please. It has rudely taken a wrong turn.

Sorry was that me

. I do that. I forget where I am sometimes. Sorry boss.

It's ok he's just needy

aren't we all?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Whispers* I’ll see you in my dreams, you’ll see me in your nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teasing with my boobs and shit

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