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When your toy goes flat halfway through!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could they just design them in a way that shows how much charge is left before you start using it?

Or should we time it each time and keep a tally so we know how many minutes are used?

Or a red warning light that shows when it's low?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A loud warning sound.. cum cum cum! or you'll be damned

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"Could they just design them in a way that shows how much charge is left before you start using it?

Or should we time it each time and keep a tally so we know how many minutes are used?

Or a red warning light that shows when it's low?

"

Have more than one to hand, just in case.

High availability and orgasm resilience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A loud warning sound.. cum cum cum! or you'll be damned"

And the rest of the house hears it and you're fucked!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They should have at least a three minute warning siren.

I can envision ladies the world over furiously fertling in a last ditch attempt to orgasm upon hearing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that gets charged when it’s in its socket….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine died n now I can't find the bloody charger lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They should have at least a three minute warning siren.

I can envision ladies the world over furiously fertling in a last ditch attempt to orgasm upon hearing it."

Fertling..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine died n now I can't find the bloody charger lead "

Love honey or bondara send replacements if you call them;-) small charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just have the butler do it for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine died n now I can't find the bloody charger lead "

It's prime day, quick order a replacement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just have the butler do it for you!"

You should watch Hysteria movie

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Use toys with power leads and not batteries

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Get a handy man in.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

My electric tooth brush flashes a warning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use toys with power leads and not batteries "

Do they do the suction ones with cables? Can't say I've noticed one anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just have the butler do it for you!"

Joanna lumleys voice when I read that every time.

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Mine died, but like really really died not just ran out of power, broke, sounds like that big drill the dentists use

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Could they just design them in a way that shows how much charge is left before you start using it?

Or should we time it each time and keep a tally so we know how many minutes are used?

Or a red warning light that shows when it's low?

"

Get one with an outboard motor then all you have to do is check the fuel level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine died, but like really really died not just ran out of power, broke, sounds like that big drill the dentists use "

It happened to couple of my wands. I ended up throwing it as I was concerned about passers by.. my bedroom window faces the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine died n now I can't find the bloody charger lead

Love honey or bondara send replacements if you call them;-) small charge"

I got it from amazon and can't find another with the same lead... It's a magnetic one, rather than one that goes in an 'ole lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok... Ordered a new one

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By *aul_j80Man
over a year ago

Bloxwich

Ring up Sizewell B to turn up the reactor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get one that plugs in to the mains or charge before useing as I do got to prep the charge time never a spontaneous play

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I have this problem with my battery drill, getting into the hole and then it slows Down, the frustration is unbearable, you start twisting it and pushing really hard just hopeing you can finish off. X

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london


"I have this problem with my battery drill, getting into the hole and then it slows Down, the frustration is unbearable, you start twisting it and pushing really hard just hopeing you can finish off. X "

Is that a double entendre

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

My solution is to have more than one!

I think a warning buzz or signal would just stir up past teenage traumas of being left hanging and not being sure what to do!!!

It is a very unique emotion that occurs when this happens OP..it deserves its own name

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"My solution is to have more than one!

I think a warning buzz or signal would just stir up past teenage traumas of being left hanging and not being sure what to do!!!

It is a very unique emotion that occurs when this happens OP..it deserves its own name

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I bet the Germans have a word for it. They have some great ones...

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My lovense app was warning me that my lush was running low on battery but still I didn’t take heed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why I like the Doxy. Plug and play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would be so good! Nothing more deflating

Her x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hmm. Just had an idea, I'm going to make sex toys with my phone number of in case of emergencies. When the battery runs out, they might be desperate enough to call.

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Mine died, but like really really died not just ran out of power, broke, sounds like that big drill the dentists use

It happened to couple of my wands. I ended up throwing it as I was concerned about passers by.. my bedroom window faces the street "

The noise is the least of my problems, it's slowed right down too, guess it's time to shop for more substantial, it's not 8 months old

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