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 . I walked out like a crab not wanted to face anyone…./
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"The jacuzzi at the gym is 3 people at a time atm. I went in last friday and the most stunning lass got in, the inevitable happened and i went to get out in my bright luminescent yellow fitted swim shorts... plenty got a eyefull as i retreated to the stem room "Which gym is this again? | |||
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"I did the same thing at Christmas a few years ago. I’d just taken my Christmas pictures (tinsel, parcel stars, nudity, etc) and needed to print off a picture for the kids. I plugged my phone in at the port, in a *very* busy store… At least I looked good " I didn’t know whether to laugh hysterically or stick a bag over my head and slither out the door | |||
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"The jacuzzi at the gym is 3 people at a time atm. I went in last friday and the most stunning lass got in, the inevitable happened and i went to get out in my bright luminescent yellow fitted swim shorts... plenty got a eyefull as i retreated to the stem room "That would be a big compliment though  | |||
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"I did the same thing at Christmas a few years ago. I’d just taken my Christmas pictures (tinsel, parcel stars, nudity, etc) and needed to print off a picture for the kids. I plugged my phone in at the port, in a *very* busy store… At least I looked good
I didn’t know whether to laugh hysterically or stick a bag over my head and slither out the door "My reaction was “ohgodnoooooooo!” Which then changed to “oh fuck it” | |||
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"For me it was a while back. Two ladies were walking towards me with big smiles I thought to myself yeah I must be looking good today. Turns out my flys were undone
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"The jacuzzi at the gym is 3 people at a time atm. I went in last friday and the most stunning lass got in, the inevitable happened and i went to get out in my bright luminescent yellow fitted swim shorts... plenty got a eyefull as i retreated to the stem room "I'd be flattered | |||
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"Freeprints online, it's the future "I’ve learnt my lesson  | |||
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"The jacuzzi at the gym is 3 people at a time atm. I went in last friday and the most stunning lass got in, the inevitable happened and i went to get out in my bright luminescent yellow fitted swim shorts... plenty got a eyefull as i retreated to the stem room "Happened a couple of times to me, first time I stayed in for a lot longer than I planned waiting for things to calm down, now I just carry on as usual and hope they take it as a compliment | |||
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"I have a tendency to not get hungry and not eat when I’m overly excited so one of those days I went for a meet, not eating beforehand, had plays and chats in the bed all night long but we kept drinking without realising how much I had and just before we are going to sleep for the night I got up and my whole world started spinning! I couldn’t stop it and my visit to restroom probably been heard by certain person. I never got d*unk during my meets and this was so embarrassing for me! luckily we both acted like something not important so there was a bit of relief in the end
I know this will haunt me for a while "I never eat for about 24 hours before a meet, thanks for the tip | |||
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"For me it was a while back. Two ladies were walking towards me with big smiles I thought to myself yeah I must be looking good today. Turns out my flys were undone
"Were you commando? | |||
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" I never eat for about 24 hours before a meet, thanks for the tip "yup definitely lesson learned on my side eeek | |||
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"A couple of weeks ago I went to Asda to print off some photos, plugged my phone into the machine, what popped up on the BIG screen was tits, ass and whatever else!!! My tits and ass . I walked out like a crab not wanted to face anyone…./
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you lately?"I’ve actually seen this happen to someone many years ago. Her photos popped up just as I was walking past. It was obvious I had seen it. For a split second, I debated whether to acknowledge it or pretend nothing had happened. I didn’t want her feeling embarrassed and said ‘the fun we can have with our phones nowadays.’ She said ‘I’m so sorry. That’s so embarrasing.’ I said ‘Not at all. You ought to see what’s on mine.’ She smiled and I carried on my way. I’ve wondered if I did the right thing. OP, would you have rather I pretended I hadn’t seen it when it’s very obvious I had or would you have felt better with a bit of a joke about it? | |||
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"A couple of weeks ago I went to Asda to print off some photos, plugged my phone into the machine, what popped up on the BIG screen was tits, ass and whatever else!!! My tits and ass . I walked out like a crab not wanted to face anyone…./
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you lately?
I’ve actually seen this happen to someone many years ago. Her photos popped up just as I was walking past. It was obvious I had seen it. For a split second, I debated whether to acknowledge it or pretend nothing had happened.
I didn’t want her feeling embarrassed and said ‘the fun we can have with our phones nowadays.’ She said ‘I’m so sorry. That’s so embarrasing.’ I said ‘Not at all. You ought to see what’s on mine.’ She smiled and I carried on my way.
I’ve wondered if I did the right thing. OP, would you have rather I pretended I hadn’t seen it when it’s very obvious I had or would you have felt better with a bit of a joke about it?"I think I would prefer the joke about it, I could laugh it off. I was on my own and I didn’t turn round to see if anyone was looking I froze and mumbled to my self fuck fuck fuck about 20 times before making my exit | |||
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"I know it's easy for me to say, you should be very proud of your assets, not embarrassed by them, you look amazing." Hahaha not showing it all off to the people in the supermarket | |||
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"Spillage in aisle one ... could a crowd assemble and gawp in aisle one please " | |||
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"A couple of weeks ago I went to Asda to print off some photos, plugged my phone into the machine, what popped up on the BIG screen was tits, ass and whatever else!!! My tits and ass . I walked out like a crab not wanted to face anyone…./
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you lately?"To be fair, I’m surprised that you didn’t receive a large round of applause and a standing ovation from the staff and shoppers!  | |||
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"A couple of weeks ago I went to Asda to print off some photos, plugged my phone into the machine, what popped up on the BIG screen was tits, ass and whatever else!!! My tits and ass . I walked out like a crab not wanted to face anyone…./
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you lately?
I’ve actually seen this happen to someone many years ago. Her photos popped up just as I was walking past. It was obvious I had seen it. For a split second, I debated whether to acknowledge it or pretend nothing had happened.
I didn’t want her feeling embarrassed and said ‘the fun we can have with our phones nowadays.’ She said ‘I’m so sorry. That’s so embarrasing.’ I said ‘Not at all. You ought to see what’s on mine.’ She smiled and I carried on my way.
I’ve wondered if I did the right thing. OP, would you have rather I pretended I hadn’t seen it when it’s very obvious I had or would you have felt better with a bit of a joke about it?
I think I would prefer the joke about it, I could laugh it off. I was on my own and I didn’t turn round to see if anyone was looking I froze and mumbled to my self fuck fuck fuck about 20 times before making my exit "Thank goodness. I think I’d prefer a joke about it as well. It’s more of a release to know others don’t care as much as we think they do. | |||
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"A couple of weeks ago I went to Asda to print off some photos, plugged my phone into the machine, what popped up on the BIG screen was tits, ass and whatever else!!! My tits and ass . I walked out like a crab not wanted to face anyone…./
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you lately?
To be fair, I’m surprised that you didn’t receive a large round of applause and a standing ovation from the staff and shoppers! "You don’t know where I live. They can be quite anal and not in a good way | |||
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"I would jump the screen For your modesty of course "Oh of course , so helpful | |||
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"A couple of weeks ago I went to Asda to print off some photos, plugged my phone into the machine, what popped up on the BIG screen was tits, ass and whatever else!!! My tits and ass . I walked out like a crab not wanted to face anyone…./
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you lately?
To be fair, I’m surprised that you didn’t receive a large round of applause and a standing ovation from the staff and shoppers!
You don’t know where I live. They can be quite anal and not in a good way "Lol! Well, I’d certainly give you one!...A round of applause I mean! | |||
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"The jacuzzi at the gym is 3 people at a time atm. I went in last friday and the most stunning lass got in, the inevitable happened and i went to get out in my bright luminescent yellow fitted swim shorts... plenty got a eyefull as i retreated to the stem room " | |||
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"For me it was a while back. Two ladies were walking towards me with big smiles I thought to myself yeah I must be looking good today. Turns out my flys were undone
Were you commando? "Not at the time thank goodness | |||
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"Omg! Mine was when a few years back I worked in tesco sat in canteen showing a woman colleague a normal pic! And she started to scroll! Another male work mate that knows me well shouted no emily dont scroll! 2 late! She was scared for life! But yours beats them all! Were there lots of people around? X" lol that's just reminded me of a time I was in a lift at work. I was seeing a couple at the time I opened my phone and the husband had sent me a naked picture of his wife.......I was not alone in the lift | |||
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"When I was in my late teens I used to go to the local swimming baths, because I had a “thing” for one of the female lifeguards. Coming from a poorer background (using our free council sports pass to get in) my budgie smugglers were a little threadbare I would spend all evening swimming past the lifeguard tower at the side of the pool, sometimes having a bit of cheeky banter with the lifeguard. One evening she was sat on the side of the pool and we were talking, enamoured as I was, I had become quite enamoured (finally she had properly noticed me), I got out of the pool (I was going to impress her with an amazing dive) and we carried on talking, she looked really uncomfortable to be honest as I stood in front of her, bragging and showing off, her eyes kept straying to my trunk region. When at last I looked down, I noticed my little fella (all excited by the interaction with said fit lifeguard) had worked his way through a hole in my threadbare trunks and was pointing directly at her in purple shiny glory. I run from the pool, got changed and never went back and I still cringe at the thought of that day. " Sorry this made me really laugh, this definitely beats mine | |||
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"Omg! Mine was when a few years back I worked in tesco sat in canteen showing a woman colleague a normal pic! And she started to scroll! Another male work mate that knows me well shouted no emily dont scroll! 2 late! She was scared for life! But yours beats them all! Were there lots of people around? X" Luckily for me there was a little old man who just left after using it. Who was behind me I have no idea…. I did not look back | |||
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"Someone at work sent me a message asking a question, right as I was about to head out on lunch break. I replied with "I'll look at that when I get back, about to head out for my daily wank in the woods" " | |||
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I was mortified! I don’t really trump so no idea why I did it at that moment! So embarrassing | |||
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"I can’t believe I’m saying this but here goes … I went to the driving range and as I bent down to place my gold ball on the tee I let out a sweet smelling glitter filled trump I was mortified! I don’t really trump so no idea why I did it at that moment! So embarrassing "Squeaky floorboards. | |||
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"I can’t believe I’m saying this but here goes … I went to the driving range and as I bent down to place my gold ball on the tee I let out a sweet smelling glitter filled trump I was mortified! I don’t really trump so no idea why I did it at that moment! So embarrassing
Squeaky floorboards. " still mortified | |||
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"I can’t believe I’m saying this but here goes … I went to the driving range and as I bent down to place my gold ball on the tee I let out a sweet smelling glitter filled trump I was mortified! I don’t really trump so no idea why I did it at that moment! So embarrassing
Squeaky floorboards.
still mortified "Id have took the blame for you if i was there. I'm a gentleman like that.  | |||
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"I can’t believe I’m saying this but here goes … I went to the driving range and as I bent down to place my gold ball on the tee I let out a sweet smelling glitter filled trump I was mortified! I don’t really trump so no idea why I did it at that moment! So embarrassing
Squeaky floorboards.
still mortified
Id have took the blame for you if i was there. I'm a gentleman like that. "That is because you are an absolute love and a gentleman  | |||
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"I can’t believe I’m saying this but here goes … I went to the driving range and as I bent down to place my gold ball on the tee I let out a sweet smelling glitter filled trump I was mortified! I don’t really trump so no idea why I did it at that moment! So embarrassing
Squeaky floorboards.
still mortified
Id have took the blame for you if i was there. I'm a gentleman like that.
That is because you are an absolute love and a gentleman "(Tips hat towards the delightful lady). | |||
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"A couple of weeks ago I went to Asda to print off some photos, plugged my phone into the machine, what popped up on the BIG screen was tits, ass and whatever else!!! My tits and ass . I walked out like a crab not wanted to face anyone…./
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you lately?"Oh god I would have been mortified. I was showing my dad pictures on my phone thinking everything dirty is hidden in the secret folder but no he stumbles across pictures of me balls deep up an arse and just passed me the phone back with a puzzled look on his face | |||
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"I can’t believe I’m saying this but here goes … I went to the driving range and as I bent down to place my gold ball on the tee I let out a sweet smelling glitter filled trump I was mortified! I don’t really trump so no idea why I did it at that moment! So embarrassing " so eloquently put but mortifying, I feel for you | |||
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"Nothing for a while. Had a meet in Town a while back and stayed the night. Had to change the parking ticket on my bike about 9am on a beautiful summers morning and the parks car park was packed. Feeling very worse for wear I went and printed out a new ticket and placed on my bike. Got plenty of strange looks. Got inside looked in the mirror and i was still wearing a ch0ker from the night before " | |||
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"A couple of weeks ago I went to Asda to print off some photos, plugged my phone into the machine, what popped up on the BIG screen was tits, ass and whatever else!!! My tits and ass . I walked out like a crab not wanted to face anyone…./
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you lately
Oh god I would have been mortified. I was showing my dad pictures on my phone thinking everything dirty is hidden in the secret folder but no he stumbles across pictures of me balls deep up an arse and just passed me the phone back with a puzzled look on his face "Oh lord | |||
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"I was catching the train and my boyfriend was behind me in the queue on the platform. I was reaching behind me and groping his ass and groin. Turned around to kiss him - complete stranger. Bf was stood to the side looking bewildered. " This is amazing | |||
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"I was once showing my manager pictures on my phone when I forgot about the full flange undercarriage picture! Luckily she laughed it off "Shame | |||
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"This story really made me smile. Thanks for sharing. I dread handing my phone to people incase they scroll too far on the pictures. "I have a safe file on my phone for storing my more personal photos. | |||
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"I done the same thing when me and a ex wanted to print photos, I'm pretty sure nobody would have know if she didn't panic and say quick get it off. I was laughing about it but she wasn't very impressed "The actual sheer panic though. I think I would of laughed if i was with my friend. I froze, then panicked on how do I get it off. Those screens are not small | |||
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"A couple of weeks ago I went to Asda to print off some photos, plugged my phone into the machine, what popped up on the BIG screen was tits, ass and whatever else!!! My tits and ass . I walked out like a crab not wanted to face anyone…./
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you lately?"Realising you went to Asda with my phone | |||
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"A couple of weeks ago I went to Asda to print off some photos, plugged my phone into the machine, what popped up on the BIG screen was tits, ass and whatever else!!! My tits and ass . I walked out like a crab not wanted to face anyone…./
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you lately?
Realising you went to Asda with my phone " | |||
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