FabSwingers.com forum: Heavy Cucmbers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

are they better than lighter ones?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Probably girthier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck sake what's a cucmber?!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've never seen a cucumber lighter... didn't even know they caught fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never seen a cucumber lighter... didn't even know they caught fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a weapon, yes. As an item in a game of Buckaroo, probably not.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Don’t they repeat on you?

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

they contain more fluid and less flavour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they contain more fluid and less flavour

I have heard that said of larger ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t they repeat on you?

Don't they repeat on you? "

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

If you scraped all the innards out of a heavy cucumber it would be lighter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you scraped all the innards out of a heavy cucumber it would be lighter"

Wouldn't it be floppy then?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If you scraped all the innards out of a heavy cucumber it would be lighter

Wouldn't it be floppy then?"

Where in the brief was rigidity essential ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you sprinkle sugar on a cucumber it tastes like a melon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you scraped all the innards out of a heavy cucumber it would be lighter

Wouldn't it be floppy then?

Where in the brief was rigidity essential ?"

Rigidity is always essential.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you sprinkle sugar on a cucumber it tastes like a melon "

That's twisted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you sprinkle sugar on a cucumber it tastes like a melon

That's twisted."

Well I like to twist your melon man

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Don’t they repeat on you?

Don't they repeat on you?

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so it's a heavy repeater!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coincidentally, the name of my new prog rock band is Heavy Cucumbers.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Coincidentally, the name of my new prog rock band is Heavy Cucumbers."

I’m booking my tickets in advance sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What'd the purpose you intended to use it as?

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By *ustathingMan
over a year ago

Reading

I've never been able to look at a cucumber the same since my FWB sent me a video of her fucking herself with a huge one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats hate them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What'd the purpose you intended to use it as?

Whatever it is I might need some help

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