FabSwingers.com forum: Alliteration

By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hit me with some delightfully alliterated sentences people

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Not of the top of my head. I'm sure it can be done through tough thorough thought though

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Fab forumites favour frenzied fuck fests

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

he clasps the crag with crooked hands

The first line of a Tennyson poem The Eagle

heres the rest of it

He clasps the crag with crooked hands;

Close to the sun in lonely lands,

Ringed with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;

He watches from his mountain walls,

And like a thunderbolt he falls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even elephants enjoy eating eggs every day.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

let's all love, lust, like and lick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heat Heighty Hoar has healthy helpings of horniness, hallegedly.

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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"he clasps the crag with crooked hands

The first line of a Tennyson poem The Eagle

heres the rest of it

He clasps the crag with crooked hands;

Close to the sun in lonely lands,

Ringed with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;

He watches from his mountain walls,

And like a thunderbolt he falls."

Oh I like this

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Painful piles plague my poop hole?

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton

She sells sea shells at the sea shore

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"he clasps the crag with crooked hands

The first line of a Tennyson poem The Eagle

heres the rest of it

He clasps the crag with crooked hands;

Close to the sun in lonely lands,

Ringed with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;

He watches from his mountain walls,

And like a thunderbolt he falls.

Oh I like this

So do I. I first came across teh poem when I was about 17, its stuck with me ever since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendly Freda is fairly fond of fab fking in the fairest fields of Frankfurt

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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

How absolutely awesomely accommodating you all are

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

This is one I did when, Adobe's subscription plan was causing much angst, as their users wanted to buy the software, not rent it.

£50 odd per month, as against £50, or less to buy each app separately, you decide.

This was done in support for Nottingham's Serif Labs, who have three rival apps, that have scooped the top award at the Mac App Store. It was also created using the Affinity Designer app, by yours truly.

Seeing as Adobe Photoshop had a feather on the box, I thought I'd use that for an idea.

Imagine the front page of The Sun, having the Dead Parrot sketch, from Monty Python as a full page image, with the text on top of it saying:

Pythons'

Prediction:

Photoshop's

Problematic

Price

Plan

Profits

Plummet

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Not of the top of my head. I'm sure it can be done through tough thorough thought though

that took tons'a thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lustful Lia likes to be lazily layed on luscious lavender in Latvia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alliteration almost always annoys.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Possibly, practising perfect pitch, pronunciation, parlance, patter provides preferable party procrastination.

Pulling pretty professional people? Perhaps, perchance, perturbingly.

Possibly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy Suzie swings seductively in serene sensual surroundings

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Lady Lia looks lovely lately x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Betty bought a bit of butter, But the butter was so bitter, So she bought some better butter, To make the bitter butter better.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Peter’s Penis Pongs of Poo….

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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Peter’s Penis Pongs of Poo…."

Hopefully Peter had fun times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alliteration; rhymes with masterbation...But you can't reiterate or masterbate, just procrastinate

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Careless cocks cumming create costly children

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Alliteration; rhymes with masterbation...But you can't reiterate or masterbate, just procrastinate

cum again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely aesthetic arseholes astound.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Careless cocks cumming create costly children

Bloody Boris!

Bonking broody back benchers, bouncy bouncy, boing boing: Blimey

Betty Boothroyd berates Blonde-haired, bare back buffoon. Boo! Boo!

Baby boy's boxer bites Boris back. "By bose bis boken!"

(my nose is broken, as he holds his tie up to his nose to stop the nose bleed.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Absolutely aesthetic arseholes astound."

were you watching summat on telly called euros?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocky Cocks cannot communicate correctly in County Cork...Implicating uncontrolled celibacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuesday; a day to ogle tits and tongue twats whilst tickling thighs. Go forth and tease with tantric treats to titillate and tempt..

(Wrote my status, remembered this thread then added a bit more lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pasty pastries perforate pussy pimples

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Lovely Laura likes licking luscious Lucy's lush labia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough and ready Roger rogers Rowena.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Big bad Billy bukakkied blushing Belinda's beautiful bouncy breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly, practising perfect pitch, pronunciation, parlance, patter provides preferable party procrastination.

Pulling pretty professional people? Perhaps, perchance, perturbingly.

Possibly."

You win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big bad Billy bukakkied blushing Belinda's beautiful bouncy breasts

I like this one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Heat 84

Hot on the floor

Here by the door

Hear the slut roar

Horny for more

Hear the slut roar

Here by the door

Heat 84

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Heat, hot n horny, hated having hoists hauling her higher; having had horrible henchmen hitting her hard , hailing hymns harshly, hovering her harbour habitat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heat, hot n horny, hated having hoists hauling her higher; having had horrible henchmen hitting her hard , hailing hymns harshly, hovering her harbour halibut."

FIFY

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

She sell sea shells at the sea shore

The sea shells she sells are sea shells for sure

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Fab Find Feed Fuck Forget

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Heat, hot n horny, hated having hoists hauling her higher; having had horrible henchmen hitting her hard , hailing hymns harshly, hovering her harbour halibut.

FIFY

FIFY ? Your Poodle ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heat, hot n horny, hated having hoists hauling her higher; having had horrible henchmen hitting her hard , hailing hymns harshly, hovering her harbour halibut.

FIFY

FIFY ? Your Poodle ?"

Pilfering Granny's poodle pumps performing penguins.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Heat, hot n horny, hated having hoists hauling her higher; having had horrible henchmen hitting her hard , hailing hymns harshly, hovering her harbour halibut.

FIFY

FIFY ? Your Poodle ?

FIFY ?

Pilfering Granny's poodle pumps performing penguins."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

FIFY ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"FIFY ?"

Doesn't matter. I asked Google.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prior planning prevents piss-poor performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FIFY ?

Doesn't matter. I asked Google."

Sorry I was busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many messages in a male's mailbox means much minge.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Possibly, practising perfect pitch, pronunciation, parlance, patter provides preferable party procrastination.

Pulling pretty professional people? Perhaps, perchance, perturbingly.

Possibly.

You win."

Thanks, that's truly thoughtful: 'tis Tuesday today,

TopGear! That title's taken, test track triumphant twisting, turning, titillation

This...

(How I feel, now at 7 mins 43 seconds in)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrsESBkjZBI

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

Stolen from the internet.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

Stolen from the internet.

Vindicated, voted and validated!

Sounds like the perfect politician's speech!

AKA, I haven't a clue what you are talking about.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Felicity fellated Phil while Phil fluffed fast and Freddie filled her fabulous flange

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Alliteration alleviated aliments allowed all around.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

There's brilliant songs that spring to mind:

INXS: Mediate, where every word ending more or less rhymes with eight.

U2: Numb (The Edge is brilliant at trying to keep a straight face), where every sentence begins with don't.

The dead pan approach is brilliant, I can't compete with either of these two. Won't stop me from trying though.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Typo: these

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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Heat 84

Hot on the floor

Here by the door

Hear the slut roar

Horny for more

Hear the slut roar

Here by the door

Heat 84"

Oh Granny!

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