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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Because you're too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!"

Come here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you *NEVER* reply to my daily cock pic messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chair is clean for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to suck a cock about now

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Haha that made me laugh op. But yes I’m pondering the same question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to suck a cock about now "

Before or after the stroll around a cultural historical city?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Because you’re not near!

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Haha that made me laugh op. But yes I’m pondering the same question "

As Lemar once said "If there's any justice in the world". What a fraud

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!

Come here "

Oh my

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I would like to suck a cock about now "

I read that as "chuck a sock" for some reason!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you're 4hrs and £200 away from me. Split the cost or meet halfway?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I was taken straight back to my French exam.

Examiner presses record on the tape recorder then starts jabbering away at me.

My response? ....

To answer in English and say "well I ain't wrong am I? If I'm answering the questions I clearly understand wht you're saying"

Thick as shit me.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I was taken straight back to my French exam.

Examiner presses record on the tape recorder then starts jabbering away at me.

My response? ....

To answer in English and say "well I ain't wrong am I? If I'm answering the questions I clearly understand wht you're saying"

Thick as shit me."

Ah, and if you're wondering why the fuck I posted this, my vageeen doesn't even recognise oral as something to be associated with these days

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By *adistic_visionMan
over a year ago

bolsover

Well ladies it’s maybe because us makes look in the mirror and look away quickly thinking we stand no chance with the bodies we posses

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I was taken straight back to my French exam.

Examiner presses record on the tape recorder then starts jabbering away at me.

My response? ....

To answer in English and say "well I ain't wrong am I? If I'm answering the questions I clearly understand wht you're saying"

Thick as shit me.

Ah, and if you're wondering why the fuck I posted this, my vageeen doesn't even recognise oral as something to be associated with these days "

Do you need a lie-down?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Does it come with dips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to suck a cock about now

Before or after the stroll around a cultural historical city? "

During? There must be lots of dark vestibules guarded by heavy, creaky doors in a historical city to tuck behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you're 4hrs and £200 away from me. Split the cost or meet halfway?"

That's an expensive meal!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I was taken straight back to my French exam.

Examiner presses record on the tape recorder then starts jabbering away at me.

My response? ....

To answer in English and say "well I ain't wrong am I? If I'm answering the questions I clearly understand wht you're saying"

Thick as shit me.

Ah, and if you're wondering why the fuck I posted this, my vageeen doesn't even recognise oral as something to be associated with these days

Do you need a lie-down?"

I'll give it til 9 then treat myself to an early night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to suck a cock about now

I read that as "chuck a sock" for some reason!! "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!"

OK, OK, OK, Send me your postcode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to suck a cock about now

Before or after the stroll around a cultural historical city?

During? There must be lots of dark vestibules guarded by heavy, creaky doors in a historical city to tuck behind "

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Does it come with dips?"

Someone on here can confirm that I usually provide a full buffet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to suck a cock about now "

But profile reads "not looking for sex or messages". You have to admit that's not a way to achieve that particular goal.

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!

OK, OK, OK, Send me your postcode. "

Behave, old timer

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Does it come with dips?

Someone on here can confirm that I usually provide a full buffet."

Erm…. Okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many offers, I'm muff tied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

??????, hoping for more than 1 course at that price!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m craving oral both giving and receiving almost as much as I’m craving spanking a big arse. I don’t know what’s come over me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. That made me laugh.

Can't say I feel the same though.

PW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you're 4hrs and £200 away from me. Split the cost or meet halfway?

That's an expensive meal!"

It's been awhile since I ate well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you're 4hrs and £200 away from me. Split the cost or meet halfway?

That's an expensive meal!

It's been awhile since I ate well "

Well make sure you finish every last bit Mr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you're 4hrs and £200 away from me. Split the cost or meet halfway?

That's an expensive meal!

It's been awhile since I ate well

Well make sure you finish every last bit Mr! "

I'll definetly lick the plate clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to suck a cock about now

But profile reads "not looking for sex or messages". You have to admit that's not a way to achieve that particular goal.

"

It isn't is it. If only people existed outside of fab too

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!"

Haha exactly the same feeling, the giving part too urgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!"

I’m probably gonna go and say why has my cock not been swallowed yet cest la vie

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!

OK, OK, OK, Send me your postcode.

Behave, old timer "

Are you after a smacked arse too?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!

Haha exactly the same feeling, the giving part too urgh! "

I’m more the giving part if I'm honest. I like both but I’d choose that any day x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!

Haha exactly the same feeling, the giving part too urgh!

I’m more the giving part if I'm honest. I like both but I’d choose that any day x"

How about a 3 way oral session?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Licks lips in anticipation....

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!"

Because consent is key in all things and of late im lucky if any of my messages get read let alone replied to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I crave a woman that would let me pleasure her with my tongue. Particularly when I’m working away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha that made me laugh op. But yes I’m pondering the same question "

Come and present your vag to me and it shall be eaten

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!"

Have you tried spreading some chocolate on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!"

Because you haven’t offered to warm my ears with the insides of your thighs.

Quid pro quo, Clarice….

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!"
I'm out of your age range but always happy to oblige

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!

Have you tried spreading some chocolate on it "

That's got thrush written all over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face is available to anyone who requires eaten

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ooh err.

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Still cobwebs. FFS.

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Have tongue....and it's a very educated one, so I'm told.

Local ish too

Sadly, too "mature" for your tastes though.

Oh well, your loss

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Still cobwebs. FFS."

I know what to do with cobwebs - because I'm old.

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Between wisbech & Kings lynn


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!"

Because I have to work but if you can wait until Saturday then I will happily oblige

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Why is my vagina still sat here uneaten?

I expect lots of other ladies are pondering the same question about their own.

Why, for love of God, WHY?!

Because I have to work but if you can wait until Saturday then I will happily oblige "

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Still cobwebs. FFS.

I know what to do with cobwebs - because I'm old. "

Dusty old cobwebs are your happy place

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Have tongue....and it's a very educated one, so I'm told.

Local ish too

Sadly, too "mature" for your tastes though.

Oh well, your loss "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a humble Norwich man myself I could assist but only if you are in my somewhat immediate family keeping with county tradition

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