FabSwingers.com forum: Can you?

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Feeling a bit low again, in need of cheering up.

Who can pick my mood up? Let's see your best attempts. In thread or in pm your choice!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stoffel, the honey badger that can escape from anywhere!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Anything for you. What do you want? X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Sorry you are feeling blue, here’s a few bad jokes - I’ll never make a comedian

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

I did warn you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perv at my ass normal brings a smile to people faces

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make you some chicken nuggets?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Feeling a bit low again, in need of cheering up.

Who can pick my mood up? Let's see your best attempts. In thread or in pm your choice! "

Incoming

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

If that fails this always makes me giggle, all got a mate like this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CEQuDyuQFKE

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling a bit low again, in need of cheering up.

Who can pick my mood up? Let's see your best attempts. In thread or in pm your choice! "

As your in Liverpool a breakfast at the Tav should pick you up nicely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Would a boobie hug help?

Hugs make me feel better x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stoffel, the honey badger that can escape from anywhere!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI

This I'm sure I watched on TV

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Anything for you. What do you want? X"

Whatever you can think of that might help!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Stoffel, the honey badger that can escape from anywhere!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI

Honey badgers are awesome

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chin up op, tomorrow is another day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sorry you are feeling blue, here’s a few bad jokes - I’ll never make a comedian

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

I did warn you

Nope! You can't come in with those jokes.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Perv at my ass normal brings a smile to people faces "
perving often helps

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more I scroll down this the more cheerful am feeling!!

Love all the love, big hugs to all x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I can make you some chicken nuggets?"

Deal!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Would a boobie hug help?

Hugs make me feel better x"

They always help in some way that's for sure!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I can offer boobs for perving and a virtual hug....I also have chocolate in the fridge but that will have to be virtual too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apologise in advance for these! Sending you a hug too.

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perv at my ass normal brings a smile to people faces perving often helps "

Your welcome anytime ha ha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

A list of TV programmes that cheer me up (on All 4):

-The Secret Life of 4 and 5 Year Olds

-The Dog House

-The Secret Life of the Zoo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm collecting used tampons to sell to vampires as tea bags

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I can offer boobs for perving and a virtual hug....I also have chocolate in the fridge but that will have to be virtual too.

Ooooo let down on the chocolate...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I apologise in advance for these! Sending you a hug too.

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites.""

You can go join Spurs in the corner...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't know any jokes and I'm not very funny. New Loki is out on Wednesday and I can give you sexual validation by sending one of these.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A list of TV programmes that cheer me up (on All 4):

-The Secret Life of 4 and 5 Year Olds

-The Dog House

-The Secret Life of the Zoo"

Actually looking for something to watch. Maybe.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a new way to get boobie pictures?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a new way to get boobie pictures?

If it works i may just try it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a new way to get boobie pictures?

Cheer me up please x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm collecting used tampons to sell to vampires as tea bags "

Careful, that market is a bit of a bloodbath

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don't know any jokes and I'm not very funny. New Loki is out on Wednesday and I can give you sexual validation by sending one of these.

Wrong!

Correct

I accept your validation! Even if you do have something in your eye.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is this a new way to get boobie pictures?

I can neither confirm not deny that!

The boobies are 100% at the choice of the sender/poster. However I don't think anyone would say no to boobie pics.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

How about a joke sir?

So…..A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman goes through three phases; In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.’

‘Onions?’ the son asks.

‘Yes. You see them and they make you cry.’

This response immediately infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, ‘Mum, how many different kinds of willies are there?’

The mother smiles and says, ‘Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.’

‘A Christmas tree?’ the daughter enquires.

‘Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.’

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"How about a joke sir?

‘Onions?’ the son asks.

‘Yes. You see them and they make you cry.’

This response immediately infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, ‘Mum, how many different kinds of willies are there?’

‘A Christmas tree?’ the daughter enquires.

‘Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.’

And pops up only once a year!

I like that one.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread