FabSwingers.com forum: Dry vaginas

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Name one thing you can do with a dry vag.???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a fire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well clearly, flutter my eyelashes and make it moist ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Well clearly, flutter my eyelashes and make it moist ...

Don't you just have to wave from the bus ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Take it shopping

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Take it shopping "

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharpen your pencils.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grate cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Store a shopping list

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

stop it from reading the forums ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Take it shopping

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it out in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Store wood in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen a dry one though.

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Use it as a coffee filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen a dry one though."

Come closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grate corn on the cob with it.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

friction shag

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sniff it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Clean up spills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniff it"

Always with the sniffing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it wet

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sit on the sofa naked!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sniff it

Always with the sniffing.....

I dont sniff fannys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet burn!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sit on the sofa naked!"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I keep asking these indigenous Americans to stop dancing round me ........

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I keep asking these indigenous Americans to stop dancing round me ........ "

Your in Britain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great for breaking on a park slide.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Dress it up and call it Sonya

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Sitting on my fingers ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gag her with your cock until she spits up huge amounts of saliva catch it and slap all over ....jobs a goodun...better than 'tropics' some may say...cant get any more natural

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Store flour and rice in it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Putting practice

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Shampoo it and call it bushy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Storing kindling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen a dry one though.

Come closer

Won't be dry by the time I get there

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Never seen a dry one though.

Come closer

Won't be dry by the time I get there

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you have a hose

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Buy some slug therapy ?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Shoe storage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen a dry one though.

Come closer

Won't be dry by the time I get there

you have a hose "

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Skin a penis.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Make it star in basic Instinct or

Silence of the lambs

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Skin a penis. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick up the Cheerios I dropped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret Lollipop and sweet store

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Velcro itself shut at high tide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before and after photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill it with sand and use as a doorstop or as a sand bag. I can just imagine a public announcement for all menopausal ladies to step forward to line the banks of the river Tawe everytime we get a flood warning

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place to stash your miniatures - vodka, red wine etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Place to stash your miniatures - vodka, red wine etc"

Or crisps on a night out?

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Place to stash your miniatures - vodka, red wine etc

Or crisps on a night out?

NBVN x "

Dont forget to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Place to stash your miniatures - vodka, red wine etc

Or crisps on a night out?

NBVN x

Dont forget to share

It's like a sharing bucket in there

NBVN x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Run two together to start a fire,a good handy tip if you get stuck in the wilderness and need to start a fire.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Run two together to start a fire,a good handy tip if you get stuck in the wilderness and need to start a fire."
*rub*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Place to stash your miniatures - vodka, red wine etc

Or crisps on a night out?

NBVN x

Dont forget to share

It's like a sharing bucket in there

NBVN x "

Maybe have the dips in one and the crisps in another

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Dry cure your own Salami up there?

Or maybe a Pancetta or Pastrami

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Park my bike

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Strike a match

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cure a leg of jamón serrano

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Have a truly amazing dry hump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Name one thing you can do with a dry vag.???"

HRT... That's the road I'll be taking when the time arrives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rescue a phone that has gotten wet in it, it will miraculously wick moisture away....

Come to think of it, you could mummify a penis in one?

Store tissues?

With a tight pelvic floor the storage options are pretty boundless, really?

Or maybe it could just smoulder for a bit until someone thinks of actually using lube?

If the owner is a yoga devotee, you could ask her to fold around in a circle and use them as a bowling ball at a push?

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By *1c4yMan
over a year ago

stourbridge

"friction shag"

I bet it's like shagging a Weetabix

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Dry veg? You mean like the parsnip crisps?! Have a good old munch, I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sand my doors

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

A cock dipped in one litre of axle grease is good for a dry vagina....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock dipped in one litre of axle grease is good for a dry vagina.... "

There's this mornings wanking material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serve ping-pong balls

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

DanDogX says

Somewhere to keep your toast warm in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove the cobwebs

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Peel fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a bottle opener!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Rescue a phone that has gotten wet in it, it will miraculously wick moisture away....

Come to think of it, you could mummify a penis in one?

Store tissues?

With a tight pelvic floor the storage options are pretty boundless, really?

Or maybe it could just smoulder for a bit until someone thinks of actually using lube?

If the owner is a yoga devotee, you could ask her to fold around in a circle and use them as a bowling ball at a push?

The effort and originality medal goes toooooooooooo TitsRossssaaaaaaaaaa !xxxx

Most creative use of dray vagina walls. Mwah x

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By *awty-discreetMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I was going to say something like “…try harder…” but being a practical guy sounds like it would be good if you’ve dropped your mobile phone in the toilet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick it, Lube it, finger it, and fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it shopping I love it lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Roll up your bingo money, keep it there and it won't get wet?

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By *rednwilma1Couple
over a year ago

york

Tear a banjo string with it !!!!

ouch ..... speaking from experience !!

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