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Men fake orgasms all the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Admit it, you clicked on this just to argue

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Me? Argue? Never! I strongly debate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admit it, you clicked on this just to argue "

One advantage of protected sex i guess

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Me? Argue? Never! I strongly debate "

Is this going to become a mass-debate?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Admit it, you clicked on this just to argue "

I clicked on here to figure out what unrelated point you was making haha

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I clicked to say "phew! One area where the sexes don't differ"

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I used to fake it loads.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d have to trial this with a few hundred test subjects. Just to make sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d have to trial this with a few hundred test subjects. Just to make sure "

That's what fab's all about. Science.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I have faked it before. But definitely not all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It takes planning to fake it as a guy. You have to whip up some wallpaper paste beforehand and hide it in a waterpistol.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I have actually done this a few times because I just couldn't cum

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"It takes planning to fake it as a guy. You have to whip up some wallpaper paste beforehand and hide it in a waterpistol."

Not if you’re wearing a condom.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"It takes planning to fake it as a guy. You have to whip up some wallpaper paste beforehand and hide it in a waterpistol."

Nah, you just whip the condom off without them looking. Easy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It takes planning to fake it as a guy. You have to whip up some wallpaper paste beforehand and hide it in a waterpistol.

Not if you’re wearing a condom. "

It's kind of obvious when a guy cums in a condom. The cum is visible. And he tends to go soft after cumming too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it once, I threw yoghurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked why my cum had apricot chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"It takes planning to fake it as a guy. You have to whip up some wallpaper paste beforehand and hide it in a waterpistol.

Nah, you just whip the condom off without them looking. Easy. "

I always like to look at the cum in the condom. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I did it once, I threw yoghurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked why my cum had apricot chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid. "

I can actually imagine you doing this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did it once, I threw yoghurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked why my cum had apricot chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid. "

A near perfect plan foiled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did it once, I threw yoghurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked why my cum had apricot chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid.

I can actually imagine you doing this "

I was lost in the yogurty goodness, to be taking questions!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Google retro ejaculation. sperm leaves the balls, but end up in the bladder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Google retro ejaculation. sperm leaves the balls, but end up in the bladder."

Hang on. I just need to add that to my growing list of things never to google.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Google retro ejaculation. sperm leaves the balls, but end up in the bladder.

Hang on. I just need to add that to my growing list of things never to google."

This is a real condition, that involves faulty bladder sphincter muscles. This isn't click bait,. This is a under publicised medical complaint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Google retro ejaculation. sperm leaves the balls, but end up in the bladder.

Hang on. I just need to add that to my growing list of things never to google.

This is a real condition, that involves faulty bladder sphincter muscles. This isn't click bait,. This is a under publicised medical complaint."

I'm not arguing with you. I also don't wanna google it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right op they do and it’s well know across the porn industry that they use fake cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your right op they do and it’s well know across the porn industry that they use fake cum "

So that's where all the tippex vanished to! I wondered why I'd seen none for ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always like to look at the cum in the condom. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being."

I'm imagining this as Phil Daniels saying it in Parklife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your right op they do and it’s well know across the porn industry that they use fake cum

So that's where all the tippex vanished to! I wondered why I'd seen none for ages!"

You can by bottles off fake cum or you can make it your self

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Google retro ejaculation. sperm leaves the balls, but end up in the bladder.

Hang on. I just need to add that to my growing list of things never to google.

This is a real condition, that involves faulty bladder sphincter muscles. This isn't click bait,. This is a under publicised medical complaint.

I'm not arguing with you. I also don't wanna google it. "

I believe you, but someone out there, might be suffering with it and not know what or why.

I do agree with you "ignorance is bliss"

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I always like to look at the cum in the condom. It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.

I'm imagining this as Phil Daniels saying it in Parklife."

(Parklife) (Parklife) and it's not about you doggers who drive round and round and round (parklife) (Parklife)

Maybe this need rewriting for FAB?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus

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