FabSwingers.com forum: Mememememe!

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Whilst this is the sound of an opera singer warming up, it’s also the cry of the lesser known forumite (that’s a joke by the way).

Given that most people love talking about themselves, here’s your chance; make an impact, tell us all about you and why you’re amazing!

*adopts an enthralled listening pose*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like people need encouragement on here.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I am great and better looking than everyone else. Also have the forums largest cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue the self pitying posts in 3 - 2- 1...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying silent, "let others judge thee"

Honestly tho, I was expecting funny vids. I read the title as meme meme meme.

My bad

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Talking about yourself is safe. Less chance to offend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Staying silent, "let others judge thee"

Honestly tho, I was expecting funny vids. I read the title as meme meme meme.

My bad

Have to admit that's the only reason I clicked on it... disappointed is an understatement!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm just fcking amazing.

The end

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Also, figaro figaro figaro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Staying silent, "let others judge thee"

Honestly tho, I was expecting funny vids. I read the title as meme meme meme.

My bad

Have to admit that's the only reason I clicked on it... disappointed is an understatement!"

Not met men yet ... that's always followed with the above statement

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

1212

Oh hang on that's roadies.

My bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am nice,sexy,cheeky,caring,understanding and open minded (apart from the kind of sex I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lift one eyebrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lift one eyebrow "

#metoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lift one eyebrow

#metoo"

Can you do the opposite one too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name says it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nobody on on the planet quite like me ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lift one eyebrow

#metoo

Can you do the opposite one too?"

Yes I can, I make them do a Mexican wave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lift one eyebrow

#metoo

Can you do the opposite one too?

Yes I can, I make them do a Mexican wave

I'm pretty pissed off you've taken my limelight actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lift one eyebrow

#metoo

Can you do the opposite one too?

Yes I can, I make them do a Mexican wave

I'm pretty pissed off you've taken my limelight actually "

God no, you can have the limelight, it's not a deal breaker to wiggle eyebrows at someone, trust me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the biggest fanny on Fab for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lift one eyebrow "

I'll raise you one eyebrow and ear wiggling.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I have the biggest fanny on Fab for sure"

How are you measuring that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wink using both eyes. At the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wink using both eyes. At the same time."

I can do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the biggest fanny on Fab for sure

How are you measuring that? "

I measure with a watermelon from Asda and I also hang fairy lights and you can still see the lights switched on even with the melon inside. I wish I was joking.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I can wink using both eyes. At the same time."

A rare skill

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m just an absolute fucking delight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make food magically disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wink using both eyes. At the same time."

Gah. You've out trumped me

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I’m just an absolute fucking delight. "

An angel delight even

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m just an absolute fucking delight.

An angel delight even

Butterscotch

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I’m just an absolute fucking delight.

An angel delight even

Butterscotch

Is there any other flavour worth thinking about?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m just an absolute fucking delight.

An angel delight even

Butterscotch

Is there any other flavour worth thinking about?

No!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am great and better looking than everyone else. Also I'm the forums largest cock"

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Because I'm quite nice

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I am very comfortable in my own skin. That's it

Mrs TMN x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I have the biggest fanny on Fab for sure

How are you measuring that?

I measure with a watermelon from Asda and I also hang fairy lights and you can still see the lights switched on even with the melon inside. I wish I was joking. "

Sounds pretty! A melon haven

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Because I'm quite nice

If you like that sort of thing…

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Because I'm quite nice

If you like that sort of thing…"

32 verifications seem to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not (always) an asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like people need encouragement on here. "

Speak for yourself

ha ha

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Because I'm quite nice

If you like that sort of thing…

32 verifications seem to

Repeat veri’s don’t count

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I dunno! Honestly I don't.

I don't think I'm amazing. I know I'm not worthless or useless or any of that stuff, but amazing? Just don't see it. I think because that's the stuff other people will feel differently about - amazing to one may not be amazing to somebody else. Which does not help me pick up on my amazingness.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Because I'm quite nice

If you like that sort of thing…

32 verifications seem to

Repeat veri’s don’t count"

32 SEPARATE people/couples FYI.

I'm quite nice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno! Honestly I don't.

Youre and amazing forum member

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

I just am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm kind of a shit polymath. I know colossal amounts of stuff about almost everything because I'm a knowledge sponge and read obsessively, but am expert in nothing (admittedly I'm setting a high bar for expert: I'm not postgrad level in anything but could pass a GCSE in everything).

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Because I'm quite nice

If you like that sort of thing…

32 verifications seem to

Repeat veri’s don’t count

32 SEPARATE people/couples FYI.

I'm quite nice..

Yeah, alright. You’ve sold me

Gizza kiss!

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