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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

over 50's are at risk or spreadinf std's and having heart attacks during sex, the P.m. has said he thinks over 50's should stop swinging as is like a danger to everyones health...

how fucking dare they eh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"over 50's are at risk or spreadinf std's and having heart attacks during sex, the P.m. has said he thinks over 50's should stop swinging as is like a danger to everyones health...

how fucking dare they eh... "

you over 50 then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

no i am safe for a bit...

i just got off the phone to him, he is gonna make it a law

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think it should be law, its no fun falling over those tenna lady all the while and 2bonks y fronts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it should be law, its no fun falling over those tenna lady all the while and 2bonks y fronts"

i see you have also spoke to the Pm too eh,

what a fucking liberty yeeeee

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

We should have a national holiday where no over 50's can go out the house, lock the doors and keep them in

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

They're all jealous, them MP's of anyone having fun without them, now they cant get it on expenses!

LOL

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"They're all jealous, them MP's of anyone having fun without them, now they cant get it on expenses!

LOL"

it's payback for use making them pay it back lol

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By *of 9Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"over 50's are at risk or spreadinf std's and having heart attacks during sex, the P.m. has said he thinks over 50's should stop swinging as is like a danger to everyones health...

how fucking dare they eh... "

Over 50? In kilos, pounds, stones..., height, IQ....???? Seeking clarification

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"They're all jealous, them MP's of anyone having fun without them, now they cant get it on expenses!

LOL"

Yeah they could only get a shag if they paid for it before. Now if they where as gorgeous as me and kitty they would of been alright for a few more freebies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

dont no one blame me, i am just passing on the message, oh and he also said married people smell of piss? i think he must be on drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well im over 50 and thank you very much i dont need tena ladys always did my pelvic exercise and aint never had an std thank gawd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

kitten i think u should sue the PM he asked me to tell ya all i am just the messenger, he said if i pass message on i never have to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should be the same for women.

no one likes a dead pussy with its tongue hanging out do they

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mine drags on the floor i got scabs and everything cos of it

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"mine drags on the floor i got scabs and everything cos of it"

you should roll it up - pull the flaps over and tie the pubes in a bow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mine drags on the floor i got scabs and everything cos of it

you should roll it up - pull the flaps over and tie the pubes in a bow."

just done it!!!! great idea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine drags on the floor i got scabs and everything cos of it

you should roll it up - pull the flaps over and tie the pubes in a bow."

We know song about that, don't we children

Do your flaps hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie em in a notts? Can you tie em in a bow?

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