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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mobile phone is doing more to me than I generally think!

I have a feeling that plans are being hatched on it that are at times beyond my awareness.

That information is being shared between branches on it that should have no links

That a conglomerate is being formed against me on it and that they have big plans for me.

Should I throw it away?

My Smartphone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr. Trenton please report to Dept. X for re-education

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"mobile phone is doing more to me than I generally think!

I have a feeling that plans are being hatched on it that are at times beyond my awareness.

That information is being shared between branches on it that should have no links

That a conglomerate is being formed against me on it and that they have big plans for me.

Should I throw it away?

My Smartphone."

Yeah throw it away right now!!

I’m texting on my smartphone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr. Trenton please report to Dept. X for re-education "

What type of person would Dept X hire?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mobile phone is doing more to me than I generally think!

I have a feeling that plans are being hatched on it that are at times beyond my awareness.

That information is being shared between branches on it that should have no links

That a conglomerate is being formed against me on it and that they have big plans for me.

Should I throw it away?

My Smartphone.

Yeah throw it away right now!!

I’m texting on my smartphone "

OK...I am breaking it up now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr. Trenton please report to Dept. X for re-education

What type of person would Dept X hire?"

The nosey paranoid type.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr. Trenton please report to Dept. X for re-education

What type of person would Dept X hire?

The nosey paranoid type."

Curtain twitchers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mobile phone is doing more to me than I generally think!

I have a feeling that plans are being hatched on it that are at times beyond my awareness.

That information is being shared between branches on it that should have no links

That a conglomerate is being formed against me on it and that they have big plans for me.

Should I throw it away?

My Smartphone.

Yeah throw it away right now!!

I’m texting on my smartphone OK...I am breaking it up now."

There goes the first of the ten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr. Trenton please report to Dept. X for re-education

What type of person would Dept X hire?

The nosey paranoid type. Curtain twitchers?"

Yes. With binoculars.

'There goes Trenton again in his red towel. He's got his smartphone out ...'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr. Trenton please report to Dept. X for re-education

What type of person would Dept X hire?

The nosey paranoid type. Curtain twitchers?

Yes. With binoculars.

'There goes Trenton again in his red towel. He's got his smartphone out ...'"

Did you know that Monoculism is a registered disease?

It's the overuse of one eye to spy.

You know I appreciate your unparalleled observations!

But I still have my concerns!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's settle this once and for all.

Is your smartphone your friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's settle this once and for all.

Is your smartphone your friend?"

Are you OK??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's settle this once and for all.

Is your smartphone your friend?"

No. I have real friends. Honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's settle this once and for all.

Is your smartphone your friend?

Are you OK??"

Yes, I have broken apart one smartphone and have 9 more to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been watching The Mitchells versus the Machines?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's settle this once and for all.

Is your smartphone your friend?

No. I have real friends. Honest."

Thank you for that.

I was beginning to believe we were all ruled by phones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been watching The Mitchells versus the Machines? "
What is that?

Some Netflix mind f*ck?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Mr. Trenton please report to Dept. X for re-education

What type of person would Dept X hire?

The nosey paranoid type. Curtain twitchers?"

Cue advertisement from Dunelm etc..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr. Trenton please report to Dept. X for re-education

What type of person would Dept X hire?

The nosey paranoid type. Curtain twitchers?

Cue advertisement from Dunelm etc.."

:-The towel people have broken in somehow and are using towels to cover our faces and stop the truth from getting out!

I'm being gagged (glug)(glug)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been watching The Mitchells versus the Machines? What is that?

Some Netflix mind f*ck?"

Sorry I was feeling a little stressed!

What is that?

A programme that comes out of a box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you been watching The Mitchells versus the Machines? What is that?

Some Netflix mind f*ck?Sorry I was feeling a little stressed!

What is that?

A programme that comes out of a box?"

Film. Netflix. Made me smile. For a second.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been watching The Mitchells versus the Machines? What is that?

Some Netflix mind f*ck?Sorry I was feeling a little stressed!

What is that?

A programme that comes out of a box?

Film. Netflix. Made me smile. For a second."

So it's a crappy tv diet that our beautiful friend is feasting on?

Then again she never said she watched it.

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road


"Mr. Trenton please report to Dept. X for re-education

What type of person would Dept X hire?"

Thats an easy one, All your Ex partners lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you been watching The Mitchells versus the Machines? What is that?

Some Netflix mind f*ck?Sorry I was feeling a little stressed!

What is that?

A programme that comes out of a box?

Film. Netflix. Made me smile. For a second. So it's a crappy tv diet that our beautiful friend is feasting on?

Then again she never said she watched it."

Can't avoid the screens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been watching The Mitchells versus the Machines? "
Do I have to research EVERYTHING when communicating by Smartphone! Face to face or (I need her number) I could have said, "what the hell are you on about!?"

Saved a lot of time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr. Trenton please report to Dept. X for re-education

What type of person would Dept X hire?

Thats an easy one, All your Ex partners lol"

I had lived a celibate life of monkfish freedom until enticed by the Smartphone and all its possessiveness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been watching The Mitchells versus the Machines? What is that?

Some Netflix mind f*ck?Sorry I was feeling a little stressed!

What is that?

A programme that comes out of a box?

Film. Netflix. Made me smile. For a second. So it's a crappy tv diet that our beautiful friend is feasting on?

Then again she never said she watched it.

Can't avoid the screens "

Did you notice how they are all around us now?

The see-through screens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been watching The Mitchells versus the Machines? What is that?

Some Netflix mind f*ck?Sorry I was feeling a little stressed!

What is that?

A programme that comes out of a box?

Film. Netflix. Made me smile. For a second. So it's a crappy tv diet that our beautiful friend is feasting on?

Then again she never said she watched it.

Can't avoid the screens Did you notice how they are all around us now?

The see-through screens."

I prefer the screens you cannot see through.

Better for fun.

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