FabSwingers.com forum: Do you like smelling your own farts?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And if someone farts in the room you're eating, would you carry on eating if the smell would be that of a sulphur pit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, is this Viz comic forums now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with you and what your anus does ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have time to smell them.. they've already been cupped and chucked in someone else's face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the worst scenario...imagine a fart when your going down on someone and it smells like yesterday's cabbage.

Not happened to me, but I'm betting a few fabbers have tales

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Aaaaand that's me going out to check the greenhouse...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is it with you and what your anus does ? "

Ask Lacey, she's the culprit behind all these!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't have time to smell them.. they've already been cupped and chucked in someone else's face."

Haha chemical warfare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aaaaand that's me going out to check the greenhouse..."

When I saw you comment on the thread, I thought to myself that I've pushed it too far and it's getting closed

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Aaaaand that's me going out to check the greenhouse...

When I saw you comment on the thread, I thought to myself that I've pushed it too far and it's getting closed

Just keeping you on your toes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bottle them then at the end of the week sit in the cupboard under the stairs and surround myself with the miasma of my internal eruptions.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Ahhhhhhhhhh I remember these fart talks and japes...... soooooooooooo many years ago .... 14/15 I was....

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By *orkshire_roses999Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

"Don't have time to smell them.. they've already been cupped and chucked in someone else's face."

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then we wonder why fab needs age filters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And then we wonder why fab needs age filters!

Without us youngsters you would be talking about what happened in church on Sunday and who won the Thursdays bingo night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then we wonder why fab needs age filters!

Without us youngsters you would be talking about what happened in church on Sunday and who won the Thursdays bingo night

Or just having great filthy mind blowing sex

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

And then we wonder why fab needs age filters!

Without us youngsters you would be talking about what happened in church on Sunday and who won the Thursdays bingo night

Behave farty pants. You live for bingo ..... i've never been. What's a church ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saves me a fortune on perfume!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And if someone farts in the room you're eating, would you carry on eating if the smell would be that of a sulphur pit?"

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And if someone farts in the room you're eating, would you carry on eating if the smell would be that of a sulphur pit?

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "

I bet there are some dirty bastards out there who do tho

and it’s a fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t beat your own brand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t beat your own brand

It's like a signature smell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can smell one or others farts they are poop particles in the air.

So technically you are eating/breathing their shit ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, no. I HATE when people fart. I mean fair enough if you're in pain but just letting one go honestly grosses me out. And if I'm eating it seriously pisses me off. I have almost killed my partner at some stages during our relationship.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, no. I HATE when people fart. I mean fair enough if you're in pain but just letting one go honestly grosses me out. And if I'm eating it seriously pisses me off. I have almost killed my partner at some stages during our relationship.

I mean I probably don't get as mad as you but if someone farts when I'm eating they're getting an earful!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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