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"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ? I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!"  put it in the drawer haddle first  | |||
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 this is infuriating, it’s usually tongs in my draw that open up so I can’t get in. This is one of those rare occasions that forcing entry is acceptable | |||
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"We had a knife on the rails the other day. Took almost 3 hours to open the cunting drawer. " Spot the word that reveals kitty's anger at this event. | |||
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"We had a knife on the rails the other day. Took almost 3 hours to open the cunting drawer. " Good use of the word ‘cunting’  | |||
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"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ? I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?! put it in the drawer haddle first "Don't get it ? | |||
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"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ? I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?! put it in the drawer haddle first "I never think ahead, I was too busy putting my cutlery away care free listening to the ‘Cha Cha slide’. | |||
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"Yes stupid awkward angled drawer hog  "Mashers should come with an Asbo | |||
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"This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker! " | |||
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"We had a knife on the rails the other day. Took almost 3 hours to open the cunting drawer. Good use of the word ‘cunting’ "It was called for. | |||
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"This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker! " | |||
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"I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day
LvM"We currently have a drawer that's missing its front  . It wasn't me. You blokes don't know your own strength sometimes . He promised to fix it, it's been about 6 months . | |||
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"I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day
LvM"I tried very hard not to lose my shit, talking myself down ‘ok you got this, it’s only a potato masher, it means you no harm, this is not a slight on you as a person!’ | |||
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"Yes stupid awkward angled drawer hog
Mashers should come with an Asbo"Don't get me started on tin openers | |||
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"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ? I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?! put it in the drawer haddle first
Don't get it ? "Handle first then the masher part is against the drawer front. The bugger doesn't move around then.  | |||
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"Am I the only one who doesnt put large kitchen utensils in a drawer? They are in a cylindrical container, stood upright on the worktop for easy reach "No. See above and above and above that | |||
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"Who has mashers any more? It's all about the ricer now a days! "I’m in Devon, we’ve only just discovered potatoes | |||
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"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ? I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?! put it in the drawer haddle first
Don't get it ?
Handle first then the masher part is against the drawer front. The bugger doesn't move around then. "Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Easier to hang it up.  | |||
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"I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day
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We currently have a drawer that's missing its front . It wasn't me. You blokes don't know your own strength sometimes . He promised to fix it, it's been about 6 months . "It's when we look at the handle left in our hand after the red mist has vanished and the "ah fuck, I'm an idiot" moment
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"This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker! " This sounds like a big commitment, I’m not sure I’m ready to take the plunge. | |||
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"I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day
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I tried very hard not to lose my shit, talking myself down ‘ok you got this, it’s only a potato masher, it means you no harm, this is not a slight on you as a person!’"We've all been there
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"You need a deeper draw! Or less crap in said draw! "There was a bike crankshaft in there, maybe I should take that out. | |||
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"I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day
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We currently have a drawer that's missing its front . It wasn't me. You blokes don't know your own strength sometimes . He promised to fix it, it's been about 6 months .
It's when we look at the handle left in our hand after the red mist has vanished and the "ah fuck, I'm an idiot" moment
LvM"He had to go for a walk . | |||
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"Am I the only one who doesnt put large kitchen utensils in a drawer? They are in a cylindrical container, stood upright on the worktop for easy reach "I have my masher and other large utensils in there but the tongues are in the draw | |||
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"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have ....... I hang mine up. I want one of those wall thingies but they've hung for years from my ceiling. " I live in in a cottage with low ceilings and I’m quite tall, but I do like the idea of that. I shall have a look on the interweb. | |||
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"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ? I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?! put it in the drawer haddle first
Don't get it ?
Handle first then the masher part is against the drawer front. The bugger doesn't move around then.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
Easier to hang it up. "Yes it would be but some of us have tiny kitchens  | |||
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"I don't possess one. Upgrade to a ricer  "Everyone needs one. They are so good for opening jammed drawers with. | |||
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"I'm amazed I haven't broken any drawers out of frustration when this happens, especially if I'm having an already bad day
LvM
We currently have a drawer that's missing its front . It wasn't me. You blokes don't know your own strength sometimes . He promised to fix it, it's been about 6 months .
It's when we look at the handle left in our hand after the red mist has vanished and the "ah fuck, I'm an idiot" moment
LvM
He had to go for a walk . "Lost his shit! | |||
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"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ? I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?! put it in the drawer haddle first
Don't get it ?
Handle first then the masher part is against the drawer front. The bugger doesn't move around then.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
Easier to hang it up.
Yes it would be but some of us have tiny kitchens "Oh sos.... Takes me three minutes to walk to walk to the kitchen kettle and having to say morning to each of the servants tires me out. | |||
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"Am I the only one who doesnt put large kitchen utensils in a drawer? They are in a cylindrical container, stood upright on the worktop for easy reach
I have my masher and other large utensils in there but the tongues are in the draw"Where do you keep the eyeballs? | |||
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"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have ....... I hang mine up. I want one of those wall thingies but they've hung for years from my ceiling. I live in in a cottage with low ceilings and I’m quite tall, but I do like the idea of that. I shall have a look on the interweb." Please don't accidentally mash your head. | |||
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"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have ....... I hang mine up. I want one of those wall thingies but they've hung for years from my ceiling. I live in in a cottage with low ceilings and I’m quite tall, but I do like the idea of that. I shall have a look on the interweb. Please don't accidentally mash your head. " They’ll still be lumps, mashers only do half a job. | |||
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"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have ....... I hang mine up. I want one of those wall thingies but they've hung for years from my ceiling. I live in in a cottage with low ceilings and I’m quite tall, but I do like the idea of that. I shall have a look on the interweb." Don't buy one! Mine is the base of a large do dah. like a round oven rack. Not sure if it's from an old wok when they were all the rage. Hook ( always a hook in the shed ) Chain ( like hanging basket chain - good quality. Always knocking about in the shed ) S hooks ( I did have to buy ) Voila ! | |||
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"I use my hand held jujjer if I want extra smooth mash. " Doesn’t that make it gooey, brings out the starch or some shit ?! | |||
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" this is infuriating, it’s usually tongs in my draw that open up so I can’t get in. This is one of those rare occasions that forcing entry is acceptable "I'd love to put my tongs in your drawers | |||
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"Am I the only one who doesnt put large kitchen utensils in a drawer? They are in a cylindrical container, stood upright on the worktop for easy reach
I have my masher and other large utensils in there but the tongues are in the draw
Where do you keep the eyeballs? "Haha I meant tongs. Are you referring to my chesticle ones? | |||
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"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ? I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!" is very annoying that | |||
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"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have ....... " A dead monkey? | |||
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"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have ....... A dead monkey? "He's not dead ...................... yet | |||
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"I use my hand held jujjer if I want extra smooth mash. Doesn’t that make it gooey, brings out the starch or some shit ?!" Oh yeah ...... well I did say extra smooth. Spud soup | |||
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"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have ....... A dead monkey?
He's not dead ...................... yet"Do you let him/her down for breaks? | |||
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"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have ....... A dead monkey?
He's not dead ...................... yet
Do you let him/her down for breaks? "Not so much breaks as portions. You don't eat a good monkey all at once | |||
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"Did you rattle the drawer to try to dislodge it? The masher will move and the knife will get stuck "No, I just moved house Babs, I thought it would be easier, I just didn’t tell the new homeowners about the drawer! | |||
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"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have ....... A dead monkey?
He's not dead ...................... yet
Do you let him/her down for breaks?
Not so much breaks as portions.
You don't eat a good monkey all at once"Mmmm. Monkey munching  | |||
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"This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker! " This. Too many times the utensils caused fury in this house. Jokes on you now drawer!! | |||
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"This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker! This. Too many times the utensils caused fury in this house. Jokes on you now drawer!!" Not every household has multiple kitchen draws to spread your utensils and cutlery between. | |||
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"Did you rattle the drawer to try to dislodge it? The masher will move and the knife will get stuck
No, I just moved house Babs, I thought it would be easier, I just didn’t tell the new homeowners about the drawer! "It’s less stressful moving house | |||
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"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons?? "Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ? | |||
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"Seems to me City Jeans that what you need is a 'thing' that hangs from the ceiling like what I have ....... I hang mine up. I want one of those wall thingies but they've hung for years from my ceiling. " Next yo the dolly tub? | |||
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"This is the exact reason why mine lives in a utensil pot by the cooker! " Same! | |||
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"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??
Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ? "It’s happened before. Sporks being just one such an example.  | |||
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"Use a biro. (To stir your tea, not mash your spuds )"Blue mash and an amazing workout. | |||
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"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??
Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ? "A tea masher | |||
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"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??
Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ?
It’s happened before. Sporks being just one such an example. "Don't forget the splades | |||
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"We had a knife on the rails the other day. Took almost 3 hours to open the cunting drawer. " | |||
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"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??
Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ? "Haha I tend to have a separate utensil and cutlery draw is all! | |||
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"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??
Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ?
It’s happened before. Sporks being just one such an example.
Don't forget the splades"Omg. They do knorks too! Who ever thought knorks could be a cutlery item too! | |||
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"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??
Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ?
It’s happened before. Sporks being just one such an example.
Don't forget the splades
Omg. They do knorks too! Who ever thought knorks could be a cutlery item too! "I thought knorks were something completely different. Am I reading the right thread? | |||
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"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ? I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!" Who puts a potato masher in a drawer? Isn't that like putting baby in the corner | |||
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"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ? I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!" You should stir with your finger anyway, it's character building stuff. | |||
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"This right here is one of those moments where my mood can be in the highest bracket of happiness until that draw gets stuck and just like that no more happy paul " You won't like him when he's 'not happy Paul' ...... | |||
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"Ill get the Butler to ask the scullery maid if this is reducing kitchen efficiency" Surely one would request the estate manager to inform the butler who would direct the under butler to make it known to the house-keeper that the kitchen was not being operated at maximum efficiency while the scullery maid scrubbed the grate. | |||
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"Don’t you just hate it when the potato masher is blocking the cutlery draw from opening ? I’ll just stir my brew with my finger shall I, stupid masher ?!" | |||
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"I'm just wondering why you keep the masher in the same draw as your teaspoons??
Why, are they likely to breed and form a new kitchen utensil ?
It’s happened before. Sporks being just one such an example.
Don't forget the splades
Omg. They do knorks too! Who ever thought knorks could be a cutlery item too!
I thought knorks were something completely different. Am I reading the right thread?"So did I until I googled | |||
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