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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it just me that finds some of them so amusing?

Whats the funniest profile name you have seen?

My favorite is S***dons Biggest Cock.

Now does that describe the body parts or the person? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love some of the user names here. Some people put a lot of though into them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always admired the comedic value of certain profile name which is a graphic combination of a delightfully innocent Disney character punctuated with explicit profanity …… ...

Well..... it always makes me chuckle when I see it!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Love those that make you guess a little bit - shows imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a guy once called himself

"ivabigdickcumsuckmenow"

i thought to myself he obviously had time on his hands to think of that name lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gee where do you think I got mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a lot of names represent some people's egos. Mine's Sboy. S, because it's the first letter of my name and boy because that's how I feel sometimes.. Some people make up some strange names.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thats why i use the looked at me feature, some are really amusing and some are very clever with play on words

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

BOught mine. At a franchise convention

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

BOught mine. At a franchise convention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fab random profile generator came up with mine!

I'm actually straight and only looking for single fems!

I want my money back.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just go on browse and put cheese in.....there's a dickcheese02 which kinda suggests there was a dickcheese01 or even dickcheese1 and 2 thus requiring the addition of a 0 into the name.......

I personally am a 6 ft 3, broken-nosed, skinhead, scrum-half (straight but will wank or suck a guy off if the mood takes me) which is why I chose BlondeCaz as my profile name - some old slapper keeps hacking my account and sticking photos of her flange and saggy tits on it.....Admin!!!!!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Just go on browse and put cheese in.....there's a dickcheese02 which kinda suggests there was a dickcheese01 or even dickcheese1 and 2 thus requiring the addition of a 0 into the name.......

I personally am a 6 ft 3, broken-nosed, skinhead, scrum-half (straight but will wank or suck a guy off if the mood takes me) which is why I chose BlondeCaz as my profile name - some old slapper keeps hacking my account and sticking photos of her flange and saggy tits on it.....Admin!!!!!! "

Reported and blocked

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Just go on browse and put cheese in.....there's a dickcheese02 which kinda suggests there was a dickcheese01 or even dickcheese1 and 2 thus requiring the addition of a 0 into the name.......

I personally am a 6 ft 3, broken-nosed, skinhead, scrum-half (straight but will wank or suck a guy off if the mood takes me) which is why I chose BlondeCaz as my profile name - some old slapper keeps hacking my account and sticking photos of her flange and saggy tits on it.....Admin!!!!!!

Reported and blocked "

I've got a 8 inch snake and my dancing has been referred to as exotic though

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Just go on browse and put cheese in.....there's a dickcheese02 which kinda suggests there was a dickcheese01 or even dickcheese1 and 2 thus requiring the addition of a 0 into the name.......

I personally am a 6 ft 3, broken-nosed, skinhead, scrum-half (straight but will wank or suck a guy off if the mood takes me) which is why I chose BlondeCaz as my profile name - some old slapper keeps hacking my account and sticking photos of her flange and saggy tits on it.....Admin!!!!!!

Reported and blocked

I've got a 8 inch snake and my dancing has been referred to as exotic though "
Was that immediately after your irrigation procedure?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Just go on browse and put cheese in.....there's a dickcheese02 which kinda suggests there was a dickcheese01 or even dickcheese1 and 2 thus requiring the addition of a 0 into the name.......

I personally am a 6 ft 3, broken-nosed, skinhead, scrum-half (straight but will wank or suck a guy off if the mood takes me) which is why I chose BlondeCaz as my profile name - some old slapper keeps hacking my account and sticking photos of her flange and saggy tits on it.....Admin!!!!!!

Reported and blocked

I've got a 8 inch snake and my dancing has been referred to as exotic though

Was that immediately after your irrigation procedure? "

There was definately at least 8 inches of something included in that procedure......and I haven't seen the Sky Remote for a while either

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"The fab random profile generator came up with mine!

I'm actually straight and only looking for single fems!

I want my money back. "

Random Generator products are all free....... and there's a warning that terms and conditions apply.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Just go on browse and put cheese in.....there's a dickcheese02 which kinda suggests there was a dickcheese01 or even dickcheese1 and 2 thus requiring the addition of a 0 into the name.......

I personally am a 6 ft 3, broken-nosed, skinhead, scrum-half (straight but will wank or suck a guy off if the mood takes me) which is why I chose BlondeCaz as my profile name - some old slapper keeps hacking my account and sticking photos of her flange and saggy tits on it.....Admin!!!!!!

Reported and blocked

I've got a 8 inch snake and my dancing has been referred to as exotic though "

I'm sure there is a rule about that, get to the front of the queue quick

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Just go on browse and put cheese in.....there's a dickcheese02 which kinda suggests there was a dickcheese01 or even dickcheese1 and 2 thus requiring the addition of a 0 into the name.......

I personally am a 6 ft 3, broken-nosed, skinhead, scrum-half (straight but will wank or suck a guy off if the mood takes me) which is why I chose BlondeCaz as my profile name - some old slapper keeps hacking my account and sticking photos of her flange and saggy tits on it.....Admin!!!!!!

Reported and blocked

I've got a 8 inch snake and my dancing has been referred to as exotic though

Was that immediately after your irrigation procedure?

There was definately at least 8 inches of something included in that procedure......and I haven't seen the Sky Remote for a while either "
Jeeze you ll be watching the porn channel non stop now til you "naturally" find the remote again...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Just go on browse and put cheese in.....there's a dickcheese02 which kinda suggests there was a dickcheese01 or even dickcheese1 and 2 thus requiring the addition of a 0 into the name.......

I personally am a 6 ft 3, broken-nosed, skinhead, scrum-half (straight but will wank or suck a guy off if the mood takes me) which is why I chose BlondeCaz as my profile name - some old slapper keeps hacking my account and sticking photos of her flange and saggy tits on it.....Admin!!!!!!

Reported and blocked

I've got a 8 inch snake and my dancing has been referred to as exotic though

Was that immediately after your irrigation procedure?

There was definately at least 8 inches of something included in that procedure......and I haven't seen the Sky Remote for a while either

Jeeze you ll be watching the porn channel non stop now til you "naturally" find the remote again..."

Thought I felt something then, but it was only the Lynx effect

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Is it just me that finds some of them so amusing?

Whats the funniest profile name you have seen?

My favorite is S***dons Biggest Cock.

Now does that describe the body parts or the person? lol "

I wouldn't like to say as they are actually people's usernames........... but I am sure Trading Standards would have a field day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is trademarked and copy righted.

Anyone using it will have financial penalties and a swift kick in their squidgy bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine does what it says on the tin!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is simple really . . I created it when i split from ex wife and have used it on hotmail for years

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