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Those people that say they’ve been abducted by aliens ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. nutters or is there more to it?

What do you think?

Fantasists? Dreamers? Attention seekers? Or genuine people taken off by little green men (or little green women, or little green non-binaries)?

Maybe it’s sleep paralysis? Who knows? Well YOU do, obviously, the great people of Fab.

First person to mention anal probes gets a bonus ten points ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Cartman says they are real so they must exist!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I've been in the company of those alien to me..but not abducted.

Alien probes at the ready if they'd been required

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

***Anal probes***

Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"***Anal probes***

Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please"

10 Green Shield stamps are yours, Sir. Just send a stamped, addressed envelope and a cheque for £5 to cover fees

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

“There are more things in heaven and earth than are drem’t of in your philosophy, Horatio…

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Except for aliens, those people are nutters.”

You can’t argue with Shakespeare

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"***Anal probes***

Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please

10 Green Shield stamps are yours, Sir. Just send a stamped, addressed envelope and a cheque for £5 to cover fees "

False advertisement!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"***Anal probes***

Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please

10 Green Shield stamps are yours, Sir. Just send a stamped, addressed envelope and a cheque for £5 to cover fees "

Ahh I misses 'anal' out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out SID AND THE GREYS on facebook, the dude is fucking brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha gsp ha ha completely monster all around nice dude but man crazy

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

There’s a man I’d like to be abducted by aliens

Although I get the feeling he’d be returned for being so bloody annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make perfume too apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"***Anal probes***

Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please

10 Green Shield stamps are yours, Sir. Just send a stamped, addressed envelope and a cheque for £5 to cover fees

False advertisement! "

Well you wanted pints, I’ve only got points I’m afraid! What is the aliens fascination with anal probing I wonder? What’s up there that they’re so interested in??

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"***Anal probes***

Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please

10 Green Shield stamps are yours, Sir. Just send a stamped, addressed envelope and a cheque for £5 to cover fees

False advertisement!

Well you wanted pints, I’ve only got points I’m afraid! What is the aliens fascination with anal probing I wonder? What’s up there that they’re so interested in?? "

Shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s a man I’d like to be abducted by aliens

Although I get the feeling he’d be returned for being so bloody annoying "

I’d like to be abducted I think, all these redneck hillbillies that get abducted seem to end up having sex with hot alien women by all accounts, I think to make alien / human hybrid kiddies.

I’m not so sure about wanting to sire some alien hybrids, but having some quality alien tottie putting out? I’m up for some of that!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I was sounded by an alien from Grimsby and I liked it

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Some redneck wants to try anal for the first time …Alien Abduction is a good enough excuse for those good ole Boys

Knowing my luck, Me and Piers Morgan get abducted together and he’s the one getting probed

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"***Anal probes***

Can you place the order for my 10 pints to the Orignal Oak please

10 Green Shield stamps are yours, Sir. Just send a stamped, addressed envelope and a cheque for £5 to cover fees

False advertisement!

Well you wanted pints, I’ve only got points I’m afraid! What is the aliens fascination with anal probing I wonder? What’s up there that they’re so interested in?? "

Probably something to do with entering the event horizon of a black (brown) hole???

Curving space time and all that bollocks

You definitely said PINTS btw!!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Maybe Earth's the Martian equivalent of Club 18-30 and the Martians are coming here for shits and giggles?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The Clangers weren't green when they abducted me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe Earth's the Martian equivalent of Club 18-30 and the Martians are coming here for shits and giggles? "

ha maybe, mind you if I was an alien I’d rack up in somewhere like the Seychelles and enjoy the beautiful beaches. They always seem to turn up in some hillbilly outpost in the middle of Nevada, what’s wrong with them?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I could tell you all about it but then I'd have to put my shades on and ask you to look at the bright light

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Green Shield Stamps! Somebody is going back a bit, I can only just remember them when I was a kid. On the subject of aliens though, perhaps they are already amongst us, and have profiles running on straight dating sites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does Essex Tom reckon?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hands off my fuckin' moomins!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What does Essex Tom reckon? "

Tom only does real news from real news sources..... soon as it's on t.v. or in the paper he'll be on it like a car bonnet.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Well Cartman says they are real so they must exist! "

Vivid dreams I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go with Joan Rivers on this one, who wondered why it was no UFOs have ever been spotted at the likes of Oxbridge or Harvard. In the excellent film Mysterious Skin (2004), it's strongly suggested that a lot of people who feel they've experienced some kind of alien close encounter are actually victims of sexual abuse whose minds are trying to bury what's happened to them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I go with Joan Rivers on this one, who wondered why it was no UFOs have ever been spotted at the likes of Oxbridge or Harvard. In the excellent film Mysterious Skin (2004), it's strongly suggested that a lot of people who feel they've experienced some kind of alien close encounter are actually victims of sexual abuse whose minds are trying to bury what's happened to them."

Ooh that’s dark but while I’m no psychologist it could be plausible.

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