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Choose a mixed squad of six forumites and your reasons for including each one. The more creative and funnier the better! | |||
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- Duchess of Pornwall for her height, fiestyness and competitiveness
Back row:
Dancer36 - athletic and distracting for the men on the opposing side 
TMontana - athletic and distracting for the women on the opposing side
Nora - perfect for arguing every decision with the ref | |||
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"Are we allowed to use stilts and trampolines? " Hoping to include anyone in particular?  | |||
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"So my squad composition would be as follows Myself, Sam Tender and Duchess of Pornwall on the front line. - Sam Tender for his height and athletic ability. He'd also distract ladies of the opposing team
- Duchess of Pornwall for her height, fiestyness and competitiveness
Back row:
Dancer36 - athletic and distracting for the men on the opposing side
TMontana - athletic and distracting for the women on the opposing side
Nora - perfect for arguing every decision with the ref "Awesome lineup I'm in! | |||
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"Something light hearted for a change! It's summer and what sport better exemplifies this than beach volleyball?
Choose a mixed squad of six forumites and your reasons for including each one. The more creative and funnier the better!"Can I be on the sideline judging the beachwear? | |||
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"So my squad composition would be as follows Myself, Sam Tender and Duchess of Pornwall on the front line. - Sam Tender for his height and athletic ability. He'd also distract ladies of the opposing team
- Duchess of Pornwall for her height, fiestyness and competitiveness
Back row:
Dancer36 - athletic and distracting for the men on the opposing side
TMontana - athletic and distracting for the women on the opposing side
Nora - perfect for arguing every decision with the ref
Awesome lineup I'm in! "It’s amazing this is a great team! | |||
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"But who are they playing? " If its anything to do with Fab, they'll be playing with themselves | |||
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"Can I nominate myself as team masseur and kit manager?  "Mind you, I’m probably a #MeToo PR disaster waiting to happen...  | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch "Great squad! You perve | |||
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"But who are they playing? If its anything to do with Fab, they'll be playing with themselves "  | |||
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"But who are they playing? If its anything to do with Fab, they'll be playing with themselves " | |||
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"So my squad composition would be as follows Myself, Sam Tender and Duchess of Pornwall on the front line. - Sam Tender for his height and athletic ability. He'd also distract ladies of the opposing team
- Duchess of Pornwall for her height, fiestyness and competitiveness
Back row:
Dancer36 - athletic and distracting for the men on the opposing side
TMontana - athletic and distracting for the women on the opposing side
Nora - perfect for arguing every decision with the ref
Awesome lineup I'm in! "I'll add your boobage had nothing to do with your selection. It's not like we're aiming to distract them  | |||
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"Something light hearted for a change! It's summer and what sport better exemplifies this than beach volleyball?
Choose a mixed squad of six forumites and your reasons for including each one. The more creative and funnier the better!
Can I be on the sideline judging the beachwear? "I think more than few want that role | |||
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"So my squad composition would be as follows Myself, Sam Tender and Duchess of Pornwall on the front line. - Sam Tender for his height and athletic ability. He'd also distract ladies of the opposing team
- Duchess of Pornwall for her height, fiestyness and competitiveness
Back row:
Dancer36 - athletic and distracting for the men on the opposing side
TMontana - athletic and distracting for the women on the opposing side
Nora - perfect for arguing every decision with the ref
Awesome lineup I'm in!
It’s amazing this is a great team! "I concur…I’ll get my red bikini looked out | |||
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"I’ll bring on the oranges for change over " I would prefer an ice lolly | |||
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"So my squad composition would be as follows Myself, Sam Tender and Duchess of Pornwall on the front line. - Sam Tender for his height and athletic ability. He'd also distract ladies of the opposing team
- Duchess of Pornwall for her height, fiestyness and competitiveness
Back row:
Dancer36 - athletic and distracting for the men on the opposing side
TMontana - athletic and distracting for the women on the opposing side
Nora - perfect for arguing every decision with the ref
Awesome lineup I'm in!
I'll add your boobage had nothing to do with your selection. It's not like we're aiming to distract them "Sporting prowess at all times perlease, unless we're losing | |||
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"Are we allowed to use stilts and trampolines? Hoping to include anyone in particular? "I'm giving 'the look'  | |||
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"Something light hearted for a change! It's summer and what sport better exemplifies this than beach volleyball?
Choose a mixed squad of six forumites and your reasons for including each one. The more creative and funnier the better!
Can I be on the sideline judging the beachwear?
I think more than few want that role "Ill get a team of 4-5 judges and do the whole 1-10 voting system | |||
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"I’ll bring on the oranges for change over I would prefer an ice lolly" And lollies too , but you might have to lick the drips | |||
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"But who are they playing? If its anything to do with Fab, they'll be playing with themselves "Well...it is fab | |||
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"So my squad composition would be as follows Myself, Sam Tender and Duchess of Pornwall on the front line. - Sam Tender for his height and athletic ability. He'd also distract ladies of the opposing team
- Duchess of Pornwall for her height, fiestyness and competitiveness
Back row:
Dancer36 - athletic and distracting for the men on the opposing side
TMontana - athletic and distracting for the women on the opposing side
Nora - perfect for arguing every decision with the ref
Awesome lineup I'm in!
I'll add your boobage had nothing to do with your selection. It's not like we're aiming to distract them
Sporting prowess at all times perlease, unless we're losing "If we're losing I can swap out myself or Sam and put in City Jeans. He's tall and would annoy the f@#k out of the other team. Cause them to make mistakes | |||
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"So my squad composition would be as follows Myself, Sam Tender and Duchess of Pornwall on the front line. - Sam Tender for his height and athletic ability. He'd also distract ladies of the opposing team
- Duchess of Pornwall for her height, fiestyness and competitiveness
Back row:
Dancer36 - athletic and distracting for the men on the opposing side
TMontana - athletic and distracting for the women on the opposing side
Nora - perfect for arguing every decision with the ref
Awesome lineup I'm in!
I'll add your boobage had nothing to do with your selection. It's not like we're aiming to distract them
Sporting prowess at all times perlease, unless we're losing
If we're losing I can swap out myself or Sam and put in City Jeans. He's tall and would annoy the f@#k out of the other team. Cause them to make mistakes "That's seriously made me chuckle | |||
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"Are we allowed to use stilts and trampolines? " No need for stilts the shorties are there to catch the ball, the tall ones miss before it hits the ground | |||
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Can I pick Lorna & Ash because they're already such a good team.
Tea Monkey because he seems to know how to deal with moaners. (Ranters)
City Jeans because, well, shorts, no top, need I say more? 
Inaswingdress because she's Australian, so must know the rules. Also, funny, feisty, brainy so she'll know strategy "stuff"
Can I come back for a 6th?
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"Are we allowed to use stilts and trampolines? No need for stilts the shorties are there to catch the ball, the tall ones miss before it hits the ground " Spurs is on my team!!! | |||
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"Are we allowed to use stilts and trampolines? Hoping to include anyone in particular? "If I don’t include her, then she’ll bite my ankles all night until I concede | |||
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"Are we allowed to use stilts and trampolines? Hoping to include anyone in particular?
If I don’t include her, then she’ll bite my ankles all night until I concede" | |||
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"Are we allowed to use stilts and trampolines? Hoping to include anyone in particular?
If I don’t include her, then she’ll bite my ankles all night until I concede
"Give them a massive bite from me would you?! | |||
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"I'll be on the opposition. I'm warning you though - I'm very competitive. Will-I-am is for and Gatsby has nice muscles too. " I’m in! Is that 3 on our team so far?! | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch "Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played "Me you and kinky can slip off afterwards behind the sand dunes | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch "They’ll bounce away for you baby | |||
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"I'll be on the opposition. I'm warning you though - I'm very competitive. Will-I-am is for and Gatsby has nice muscles too. I’m in! Is that 3 on our team so far?! " Yes, haha! | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Me you and kinky can slip off afterwards behind the sand dunes "Erm, dream scenario!! | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
They’ll bounce away for you baby " | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Me you and kinky can slip off afterwards behind the sand dunes
Erm, dream scenario!! "One day | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played "Sounds a great team… in my head I see us as good as maverick and Goose in Too gun | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Sounds a great team… in my head I see us as good as maverick and Goose in Too gun "Ah top gun! Brilliant film. Did they remake it? Or in the process of? | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Me you and kinky can slip off afterwards behind the sand dunes
Erm, dream scenario!!
One day " | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Me you and kinky can slip off afterwards behind the sand dunes "Oi! No stealing away valuable team members! | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Me you and kinky can slip off afterwards behind the sand dunes
Oi! No stealing away valuable team members! "Noras allowed, we need our hands on each other | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Me you and kinky can slip off afterwards behind the sand dunes
Oi! No stealing away valuable team members!
Noras allowed, we need our hands on each other "In fact let’s not go behind the sand dunes. That will distract the other team | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Sounds a great team… in my head I see us as good as maverick and Goose in Too gun
Ah top gun! Brilliant film. Did they remake it? Or in the process of? "I think Covid stalled the release date | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Sounds a great team… in my head I see us as good as maverick and Goose in Too gun
Ah top gun! Brilliant film. Did they remake it? Or in the process of?
I think Covid stalled the release date "Ah right. It won’t beat the original though x | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Me you and kinky can slip off afterwards behind the sand dunes
Oi! No stealing away valuable team members!
Noras allowed, we need our hands on each other
In fact let’s not go behind the sand dunes. That will distract the other team "I’ll go wherever you want gorgeous x | |||
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Me and 2 other guys is tricky as I don't conserve with many other guys so I'll go for TMontana as he's buff and fit and Fiddles as he's a geniune guy and would be an honest and fair player | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Sounds a great team… in my head I see us as good as maverick and Goose in Too gun
Ah top gun! Brilliant film. Did they remake it? Or in the process of?
I think Covid stalled the release date
Ah right. It won’t beat the original though x "19th November x | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Me you and kinky can slip off afterwards behind the sand dunes "I like where thats going | |||
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"Hmmm interesting ... I'll choose Swingy as she's Aussie and would wear a bikini well , Posh because we could all watch her boobs jiggle , and obviously Dreamy just because I'm biased .
Me and 2 other guys is tricky as I don't conserve with many other guys so I'll go for TMontana as he's buff and fit and Fiddles as he's a geniune guy and would be an honest and fair player "Haha thank you that’s awesome | |||
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" Inaswingdress because she's Australian, so must know the rules. Also, funny, feisty, brainy so she'll know strategy "stuff" " I'll second this, with the added bonus that she'll look great in short skirt | |||
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"TMontana, Chillout and Tom-Plays - athletic and strong. Dancer 36, NBVN as they both seem athletic and fit. Kinkey inked bi because I need to see those boobs bouncing in a bikini.
I’ll just sit and watch
Ooooft not sure much Volleyball would be played
Sounds a great team… in my head I see us as good as maverick and Goose in Too gun
Ah top gun! Brilliant film. Did they remake it? Or in the process of?
I think Covid stalled the release date
Ah right. It won’t beat the original though x "Sequel not a remake though. | |||
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"Can I be the ref? "Yes, but don't get too distracted! | |||
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Yes, but don't get too distracted! "Men in shorts and boobs bouncing around ...... what could possibly go wrong | |||
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"Can I be the ref?
Yes, but don't get too distracted!
Men in shorts and boobs bouncing around ...... what could possibly go wrong "You fall out of the high chair trying to get a closer look | |||
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"Just seen this thread _hillout. Thanks for including little old me in your body beautiful team of hotties and I’m ready when you are. I can only think of one must have inclusion for any fab beach volleyball team… the most beach volleyball guy I’ve ever seen. Pleasantly bland’s Roger Dickson." I think strategically and like to win. You're tall, capable and can run interference with the ladies on the other side | |||
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