FabSwingers.com forum: Rik Mayall

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its Saturday and its not 19th July yet, so lets lighten the mood by quoting our best Rik Mayall quotes (RIP Legend)

For the ladies - What a smashing blouse you have on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord flash heart

She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog poo on the chair, dog poo over there.. smelly smelly smelly dog poo

COBWEBS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugly, stupid, poor people should not be allowed to have children.

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By *ack again. Again.Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Hands up who likes me!

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Between wisbech & Kings lynn

Thanks bridesmaid. Like the beard!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Hey nursey, is that a canoe in my pocket or am I just pleased to see you? ....WOOF!! - Lord Flasheart

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"WOOF"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't even discuss the colour of orange juice with you neilllll

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Hey kids, stop snogging and pay attention to me. 'Cause if you're a wild-eyed loner standing at the gates of Oblivion, hitch a ride with us. 'Cause we're on the last freedom moped out of Nowhere City, and we haven't even told our parents what time we'll be back! So put on your dancing trousers, and get down to the utter King of Rock and Roll, CLIFF RICHARD!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ITS THE GAS MAN!!!!!!

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By *as_no_ideaCouple
over a year ago

......

PIRATES

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By *NTLovers2Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

"I'm writing a letter to my MP"

But you're an anarchist Rick !

" okay , I'll write it to my favourite pop star ....

dear Mr Echo "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Darling? That's a funny name for a guy. The last person I called darling was pregnant twenty seconds later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't even discuss the colour of orange juice with you neilllll"

Think its time to rewatch the great series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gold?....Frankincense? & Grrrrrrr.....

And Im a Virgin!!!!!!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I'm so hungry I could eat my own ear wax and we all know how bad that tastes kids

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