FabSwingers.com forum: Calvin Klein pants

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lost.

Last seen around five Gins in.

Very distinctive scent in the seat area.

If found, please return to Mr S Tender.

Thank you.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Have you checked the ceiling fan?

LvM

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I licked them so they’re mine.

Them’s the rules Sam.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They're flying half-mast outside the pub.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Under the bed? Sadly not mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you checked the ceiling fan?

LvM"

Not yet.

I’ll have a look after my 18th blow job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I licked them so they’re mine.

Them’s the rules Sam. "

You have a fuzzy tongue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're flying half-mast outside the pub."

Any pub in particular?

I’m not a flipping mind reader.

Worlds greatest fucking lover ~ yes.

Mind reader ~ no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Under the bed? Sadly not mine

Have a quick look under your pillow my deliciously beautiful big breasted friend!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Sadly not seen yours laying around here Mr Tender, if I do see it flying around, I promise to return them.

There is a certain Calvin Klein pair I’d like to get my hand in to

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are you sure you don’t have them on your head

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Five gins in...they could be anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sadly not seen yours laying around here Mr Tender, if I do see it flying around, I promise to return them.

There is a certain Calvin Klein pair I’d like to get my hand in to

Gobby… happy birthday I hope you like the pants I sent you in the post.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I have found them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you sure you don’t have them on your head

No.

If they were then I’d happily call you the winner and make sweet love to your beautiful vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Five gins in...they could be anywhere

Aha! fellow Gin appreciation people.

If I were on your boat drinking Gin I don’t think I’d worry about my lost pants anymore.

Just putting that out there…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

You need to leave a forwarding address in case we find them. I'm sure they'll walk home all by themselves

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Did you acquire a new hat somewhere around 20 gins in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You left them at mine pal.. see, the sausage hammocks baggy you must have quite the sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will be in somebodies pocket. Check out the bulges in peoples pockets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You left them at mine pal.. see, the sausage hammocks baggy you must have quite the sausage

Baggy sausage hammock

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Did you find them this morning? After the Gin haze?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are on my washing line already. That's how good I am!

Don't come and collect. They go in display case today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you find them this morning? After the Gin haze? "

Unfortunately not.

I think they might of been pantnapped!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to leave a forwarding address in case we find them. I'm sure they'll walk home all by themselves

Pants don’t walk by themselves.

Daft lady.

Thank you for your contribution.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

She kept them as a trophy I bet

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I added them to my collection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She kept them as a trophy I bet

You… you mean… you think someone might’ve been proud!

I can’t imagine anyone wanting to have a reminder of ‘when Sam came’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can borrow mine

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"You can borrow mine

So kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I added them to my collection. "

Just another pair of pants on the bedpost…

I thought we had something special

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You need to leave a forwarding address in case we find them. I'm sure they'll walk home all by themselves

Pants don’t walk by themselves.

Daft lady.

Thank you for your contribution."

They might if they're absolutely honking

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Five gins in...they could be anywhere

Aha! fellow Gin appreciation people.

If I were on your boat drinking Gin I don’t think I’d worry about my lost pants anymore.

Just putting that out there…"

No naked gin drinking is lots more fun

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