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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...would you change about your physical appearance if you could?

For me;

Bigger boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better face

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"...would you change about your physical appearance if you could?

For me;

Bigger boobs. "

That's two things.

Left or right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make myself slimmer. Ideally 4 dress sizes smaller.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...would you change about your physical appearance if you could?

For me;

Bigger boobs.

That's two things.

Left or right? "

They come as a pair, therefore both. You shit

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Nothing.

Too much negativity around bodies especially on here lately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd make myself slimmer. Ideally 4 dress sizes smaller. "

Really? Your body is fantastic as is and already slim!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

My hair.

Never happy with it, and never know what to do to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some actual muscle and muscle definition

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing.

Too much negativity around bodies especially on here lately"

I love mine and am happy with it. But if I could I would have bigger boobies

I'd like £1mil too but hey, we can dream

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By *irthlingMan
over a year ago

Temple Quay


"I'd make myself slimmer. Ideally 4 dress sizes smaller. "

What!? Your body is perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd make myself slimmer. Ideally 4 dress sizes smaller.

Really? Your body is fantastic as is and already slim! "

Awh, thank you! Yepp, I miss my size 6 self. Though I'd only go back there if I could maintain it in a healthy way this time

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Thicker thighs and legs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Nothing.

Too much negativity around bodies especially on here lately

I love mine and am happy with it. But if I could I would have bigger boobies

I'd like £1mil too but hey, we can dream "

Ooo I'd like £2 million please .

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My height. The other things I don’t like about myself at the moment I can do something about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thing downstairs x needs to go. Ha

But if it has to be another feature more like appearance wise, then my nose. Ew

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I am overall quite happy but would love to not always have to watch what I eat - does that count?

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Get rid of the mum tum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much to choose just one

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Flatter stomach

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Wish I had longer legs

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By *irthlingMan
over a year ago

Temple Quay

I am slightly ape negative; I.e. my wingspan is shorter that I am tall (albeit I have no issue with my 5’10” height). I would just like slightly longer arms and legs.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Stomach, could do with a nice flat one.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

if I really have to choose then it be bigger boobs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I think I'd wish to be less stunningly beautiful

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By *ex-BombsCouple
over a year ago

Flitwick

Nothing you only get one life and it’s far too short for any hang ups just go with the flow and enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to have slimmer thighs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I think I'd wish to be less stunningly beautiful "

We all wish that too Granny, we can't stand the competition

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I think I'd wish to be less stunningly beautiful

We all wish that too Granny, we can't stand the competition "

Well my silhouette isn't just for me ....... it's a kindness to the ego of others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My size, I'd love to be smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I am perfect in ever way shape and forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd make myself slimmer. Ideally 4 dress sizes smaller.

Really? Your body is fantastic as is and already slim!

Awh, thank you! Yepp, I miss my size 6 self. Though I'd only go back there if I could maintain it in a healthy way this time "

Healthy is definitely the best way. Being happy too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing.

Too much negativity around bodies especially on here lately

I love mine and am happy with it. But if I could I would have bigger boobies

I'd like £1mil too but hey, we can dream

Ooo I'd like £2 million please . "

Ahaha get in line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's the obvious choices; more muscles, less saggy bits, bigger dick, better teeth, proper beard, shed the fat. But to be honest, I'm fine trying to rock what I got.

...but if this magic can be used on the inside, I have a few aches, pains and ailments that can all fuck off please and thank you

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Get a new torso.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My apple shape. I don't want to cheat and just suddenly become skinny but I'd like a waist I want to look fat girl hot in clothes and not like tle dee!

If that can change and I'll work on my weight on my own I'd be happy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bigger chest

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Andover

Smaller boobs! My back and shoulders would appreciate that too

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"...would you change about your physical appearance if you could?

For me;

Bigger boobs. "

Can I only chose one ?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

My waist has expanded since having a coil fitted. I'd like my waist back!

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bigger chest "

Piss off. Lol you're practically sculpted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tummy.

I've lost 7 stone and it's that which is bothering me the most. I think once I've finished losing weight and have kept it off for atleast a year, I'll be having surgery to sort it out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...would you change about your physical appearance if you could?

For me;

Bigger boobs.

Can I only chose one ? "

Only one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smaller boobs! My back and shoulders would appreciate that too "

I'll take some!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My tummy.

I've lost 7 stone and it's that which is bothering me the most. I think once I've finished losing weight and have kept it off for atleast a year, I'll be having surgery to sort it out. "

Wow good for you!! That's amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tummy.

I've lost 7 stone and it's that which is bothering me the most. I think once I've finished losing weight and have kept it off for atleast a year, I'll be having surgery to sort it out.

Wow good for you!! That's amazing "

Thank you!!

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby


"...would you change about your physical appearance if you could?

For me;

Bigger boobs. "

I'd say you look perfect as you are but whatever makes you happy

I'd like to be a little taller. I'm 5'10 but everyone seems to want a guy to be at least 6ft nowadays

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My waist has expanded since having a coil fitted. I'd like my waist back!

C"

Pop a complaint to the NHS for that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...would you change about your physical appearance if you could?

For me;

Bigger boobs.

I'd say you look perfect as you are but whatever makes you happy

I'd like to be a little taller. I'm 5'10 but everyone seems to want a guy to be at least 6ft nowadays "

Nothing wrong with 5ft 10. Still taller that the majority of women

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Nothing I’m happy in my own skin xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd make myself slimmer. Ideally 4 dress sizes smaller. "

Chick you really don't you are absolutely stunning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd like to point out, you're all beautiful as you are.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Nothing I’m happy in my own skin xx"

You do look great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get rid of the mum tum"

Your body shows that you've gone through battle be proud of it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a better jawline

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Nothing I’m happy in my own skin xx

You do look great "

Aw thank you as do you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing I’m happy in my own skin xx"

You are stunning tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to point out, you're all beautiful as you are.

"

What this beautiful lady said!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm very content with my physical appearance. Wouldn't change a thing

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Nothing I’m happy in my own skin xx

You are stunning tbf "

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By *rya MyneWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Slimmer legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger cock and straighten my broken nose lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing. Starting to feel happy with myself and who I am....Appreciating what I have instead of looking to what I haven't.

And I have decided that I am not in bad shape for a 46 year old boiler

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to point out, you're all beautiful as you are.

What this beautiful lady said! "

thanks handsome

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd really like to have a bottle opener embedded in my palm, and a penis which vibrates.

I do also rather miss having a proper hairline.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m happy.... I’ve even come to love the mum tum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretch marks on my tummy, I absolutely despise them.

Once I've finished losing weight I am absolutely having a tummy tuck.

I'm ok with everything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m happy.... I’ve even come to love the mum tum "

I wish I could!

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By *idden treasureMan
over a year ago

London

Definitely not I love how I look like and happy with it

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

Once upon a time I would've said a bigger penis, but now I'm pretty content with who I am and what I have.

I wouldn't be meeting anyone who isn't happy with what I have anyways, so doesn't really impact me anymore.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nothing it’s taken me a long time to get to the point of loving anything about my body so il stick with what I got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nose, my stomach

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Less fat especially tummy and of course magically toned. Otherwise the rest is just how i look and if i changed it too much i wouldn't look like me.

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road

I would change the slight curve in my oenis to a downward curve, that would really get them gagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My left earlobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d want to look like George Clueless.

That is only one thing, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most females seem to want to change their tummy’s.

You ALL have beautiful tummy’s, regardless of it’s a size and shape.

** fist bumps all around **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy just being me ...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I'd make myself slimmer. Ideally 4 dress sizes smaller. "

There would be nothing left of you. You look gorgeous, my lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less injury prone so my training was more consistent.

Or straighter teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a better jawline "

I’d like any sort of jaw line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Less injury prone so my training was more consistent.

Or straighter teeth. "

Have an afternoon nap - it’s much safer than a workout x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"My tummy.

I've lost 7 stone and it's that which is bothering me the most. I think once I've finished losing weight and have kept it off for atleast a year, I'll be having surgery to sort it out. "

Great job

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Absolutely nothing. Starting to feel happy with myself and who I am....Appreciating what I have instead of looking to what I haven't.

And I have decided that I am not in bad shape for a 46 year old boiler "

Pizza and doughballs notwithstanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Less injury prone so my training was more consistent.

Or straighter teeth.

Have an afternoon nap - it’s much safer than a workout x"

Done! Napping instead of running. Triathlon training is not going well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A belly/apron that wasn't wider than my hips... It's pretty much the only reason I look "curvy" tho, I think, so... Swings n roundabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say my skin! I'm 27 and still have breakouts every month and they can be pretty bad sometimes. I dream of clear smooth skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably get myself more of a top lip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvier hips/waist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to point out, you're all beautiful as you are.

What this beautiful lady said!

thanks handsome "

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Thicker head hair.

Gbat

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I think I'd wish to be less stunningly beautiful "

It’s hard work isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger I'd have said straight hair but I'm used to having permanent bedhair now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing I’m happy in my own skin xx"

You’re absolutely stunning xx

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

My teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d change the bits I’ve damaged overtime! Just so I don’t feel as broken as I do sometimes. But I’m happy otherwise

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Andover


"Smaller boobs! My back and shoulders would appreciate that too

I'll take some! "

I would happily give you 3 cup sizes not that you need it you are beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say my skin! I'm 27 and still have breakouts every month and they can be pretty bad sometimes. I dream of clear smooth skin.

"

I'm sure you have but just in case you haven't, try niacinamide. It's brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smaller nose

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I'd love a more toned stomach xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely nothing. Starting to feel happy with myself and who I am....Appreciating what I have instead of looking to what I haven't.

And I have decided that I am not in bad shape for a 46 year old boiler

Pizza and doughballs notwithstanding "

You're not getting out of it!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Bed waiting

Hair line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of my belly. I just can't shed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS.

I may one day but I’ve been through enough lately.

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By *2and3quartersWoman
over a year ago

Bumbletown

Like a few have said, I wouldn’t change anything. I am comfortable with who I am and how I look. It’s taken hard graft to accept everything about me but I will always be a work in progress.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My face .. All of it haha

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I would like a better waistline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS.

I may one day but I’ve been through enough lately. "

Ffs also is an abbreviation for a collection of surgeries btw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smaller boobs! My back and shoulders would appreciate that too

I'll take some!

I would happily give you 3 cup sizes not that you need it you are beautiful x"

Thanks gorgeous, as are you. But I still want the boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My face .. All of it haha "

No!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I think if I changed one thing then other parts might not look right

If I had to choose it would be toned legs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My face .. All of it haha

No!"

Yep haha . I'm OK with me but doesn't mean I wouldn't like to be a tad more attractive haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would like to experience being taller

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My face .. All of it haha

No!

Yep haha . I'm OK with me but doesn't mean I wouldn't like to be a tad more attractive haha "

No changing.

Hmmmph

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

I've always wanted different hair, maybe something like Michael Hutchence from INXS, the sort of surfer dude look. Always had Celtic strong short hair and would love to have some long wavy locks!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My face .. All of it haha

No!

Yep haha . I'm OK with me but doesn't mean I wouldn't like to be a tad more attractive haha

No changing.

Hmmmph "

Aww fanks

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

I’d have hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d have hair "

Put your head on upside down. Hey presto!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My face .. All of it haha

No!

Yep haha . I'm OK with me but doesn't mean I wouldn't like to be a tad more attractive haha

No changing.

Hmmmph

Aww fanks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same probably, bigger boobs. Or less tummy! Xx

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By *harliMan
over a year ago

south

Id like to be more bulky

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"I’d have hair

Put your head on upside down. Hey presto! "

That worked!!! Thank you!!! You’ve changed my life!!!

Girls watch out!! Here’s the all improved, new, confident sausage invading your inboxes

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A flat tummy

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Definitely a smaller dick, it's just a pain lugging this thing around all the time

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d have hair

Put your head on upside down. Hey presto!

That worked!!! Thank you!!! You’ve changed my life!!!

Girls watch out!! Here’s the all improved, new, confident sausage invading your inboxes "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely a smaller dick, it's just a pain lugging this thing around all the time

LvM"

Ohh I bet it is

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"I’d have hair

Put your head on upside down. Hey presto!

That worked!!! Thank you!!! You’ve changed my life!!!

Girls watch out!! Here’s the all improved, new, confident sausage invading your inboxes

Lol "

Except those that blocked me……you won’t be getting any sausage haha

Can imagine I’m going to get a few more blocks soon haha

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Stop my hair loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be smaller and have a more feminine face

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