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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... picture you've been sent by a male who's trying to impress you??

I'll go first of course.

I've seen a dick inside a toilet roll holder to try and show that "it's the same size"

And I've also seen a cock with a condom on the end absolutely full of jizz... which I find a really odd picture sent to try and impress!!

As standard, please don't use people's names, keep it all anonymous!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunking into a glass

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've seen a dick inside a toilet roll holder to try and show that "it's the same size"

Was it one of those crocheted toilet roll holders like a dress with a dolls head ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissing into a condom xx

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Pissing into a condom xx"

So it was like a big water balloon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've seen a dick inside a toilet roll holder to try and show that "it's the same size"

Was it one of those crocheted toilet roll holders like a dress with a dolls head ?"

Hahaha imagine!! No, it was just the cardboard roll. Should have been more clear.

I would have died laughing if it had a little dolls head on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spunking into a glass

So weird haha "look at how much I can cum" ... oh. OK haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissing into a condom xx

So it was like a big water balloon?"

Yep. Hope it didn't pop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pissing into a condom xx"

Maybe some people like it? But it's wrong to assume everyone does and sending it "willy nilly" haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spunking into a glass

So weird haha "look at how much I can cum" ... oh. OK haha "

Cheeeeers

When I say weird I don't use it negatively though

Different. Out of the box.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spunking into a glass

So weird haha "look at how much I can cum" ... oh. OK haha

Cheeeeers

When I say weird I don't use it negatively though

Different. Out of the box. "

Didn't mean to delete that last one... but I get you! A bit of a surprise perhaps. Not necessarily weird just unexpected especially when out of context

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Pissing into a condom xx

So it was like a big water balloon?

Yep. Hope it didn't pop!

xx"

Clean up on aisle 3.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

gawd I just get puppy pics

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Dick pic with my name written on it, man in French Maid outfit plus gimp mask. So many!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you ever partake in period sex if it was for a fetish?

First and only message he sent me.

I sent back sure, just let me know when you come on and I’ll be straight round!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

gawd I just get puppy pics

So jealous haha dog pics not dick pics!! Please!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you ever partake in period sex if it was for a fetish?

First and only message he sent me.

I sent back sure, just let me know when you come on and I’ll be straight round!

Hahaha I'm so glad there are people like me out there

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"... picture you've been sent by a male who's trying to impress you??

I'll go first of course.

I've seen a dick inside a toilet roll holder to try and show that "it's the same size"

And I've also seen a cock with a condom on the end absolutely full of jizz... which I find a really odd picture sent to try and impress!!

As standard, please don't use people's names, keep it all anonymous!! "

Not weird per se....... Just not observant.

Our profile says don't send dick pics. And if you're profile is just dick pics not to bother messaging.

Pingggggg, message arrives.

Message is 20 dick pics.

Profile has over 650 dick pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... picture you've been sent by a male who's trying to impress you??

I'll go first of course.

I've seen a dick inside a toilet roll holder to try and show that "it's the same size"

And I've also seen a cock with a condom on the end absolutely full of jizz... which I find a really odd picture sent to try and impress!!

As standard, please don't use people's names, keep it all anonymous!!

Not weird per se....... Just not observant.

Our profile says don't send dick pics. And if you're profile is just dick pics not to bother messaging.

Pingggggg, message arrives.

Message is 20 dick pics.

Profile has over 650 dick pics.

I get this aallllll the time. Its also the first line on my profile. Honestly so sick of dick pics haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foreskin stapled to a table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly, that is a beautiful cage/harness pentagram thing you are wearing!

I think seeing a guy with his penis shoved in a woman's arse was the most thrilling thing I have seen to try and impress me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Spunking into a glass

Was there liquid in it already to get the lava lamp effect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Firstly, that is a beautiful cage/harness pentagram thing you are wearing!

I think seeing a guy with his penis shoved in a woman's arse was the most thrilling thing I have seen to try and impress me

Thank you very much! Check out Vixen Curves on etsy! She makes them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Foreskin stapled to a table

What the actual fuck? Hahaha

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Foreskin stapled to a table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are men okay ?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Are men okay ?"

You look more than ok to me

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Male holding a condom full of cum to show me he has a 'big load'

Cock full of acupuncture pins!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are men okay ?"

I really don't know anymore haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spunking into a glass

Was there liquid in it already to get the lava lamp effect

Damn. He didn't think of it. I'll send him the tip for the next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you ever partake in period sex if it was for a fetish?

First and only message he sent me.

I sent back sure, just let me know when you come on and I’ll be straight round!

Hahaha I'm so glad there are people like me out there

Haha! I had one like that. I said if you’re having periods you really should see a GP

I’ve not had any funny/weird pics though.

Am I missing out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you ever partake in period sex if it was for a fetish?

First and only message he sent me.

I sent back sure, just let me know when you come on and I’ll be straight round!

Hahaha I'm so glad there are people like me out there

Haha! I had one like that. I said if you’re having periods you really should see a GP

I’ve not had any funny/weird pics though.

Am I missing out?"

I mean if you want to make people laugh by telling them about it then maybe? Haha otherwise no, some of them are bloody awful!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one yesterday asking if I want to watch him suck his own cock.

To be honest I’m just worried about his back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was treated to a whole series of photographs (which I didn't ask for) of a guy demonstrating his cock size by holding it alongside a tin of pedigree chum dog food, and then wanking all over the tin so I could "see his load"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a dick inside a toilet roll holder to try and show that "it's the same size"

Was it one of those crocheted toilet roll holders like a dress with a dolls head ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... picture you've been sent by a male who's trying to impress you??

I'll go first of course.

I've seen a dick inside a toilet roll holder to try and show that "it's the same size"

And I've also seen a cock with a condom on the end absolutely full of jizz... which I find a really odd picture sent to try and impress!!

As standard, please don't use people's names, keep it all anonymous!!

Not weird per se....... Just not observant.

Our profile says don't send dick pics. And if you're profile is just dick pics not to bother messaging.

Pingggggg, message arrives.

Message is 20 dick pics.

Profile has over 650 dick pics.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"... picture you've been sent by a male who's trying to impress you??

I'll go first of course.

I've seen a dick inside a toilet roll holder to try and show that "it's the same size"

And I've also seen a cock with a condom on the end absolutely full of jizz... which I find a really odd picture sent to try and impress!!

As standard, please don't use people's names, keep it all anonymous!!

Not weird per se....... Just not observant.

Our profile says don't send dick pics. And if you're profile is just dick pics not to bother messaging.

Pingggggg, message arrives.

Message is 20 dick pics.

Profile has over 650 dick pics.

I get this aallllll the time. Its also the first line on my profile. Honestly so sick of dick pics haha"

I'm tempted to reply with "ah, another knob"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was treated to a whole series of photographs (which I didn't ask for) of a guy demonstrating his cock size by holding it alongside a tin of pedigree chum dog food, and then wanking all over the tin so I could "see his load"

What??? Hahah

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