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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Running across the bathroom floor while I'm sitting on the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Running across the bathroom floor while I'm sitting on the loo "

Say hello... His name is Fred!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Make it wait outside

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Did you scream?

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Man up, put a glass over him and release him outside

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How rude, could he not wait his turn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you scream? "

Only on the inside.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"Running across the bathroom floor while I'm sitting on the loo "

Probably a member of the Eratigena family (Giant House Spiders).

I assure you, it's more terrified of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man up, put a glass over him and release him outside

Jo x"

But I don't know where it is now

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Running across the bathroom floor while I'm sitting on the loo "

You should be more worried about her much bigger brother up above you in the corner of the room

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

It’s eggs are probably emerging in your loft as you wipe your bum...

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Man up, put a glass over him and release him outside

Jo x

But I don't know where it is now "

Oh that's the worst part isn't it. Knowing they're SOMEWHERE near and on the move

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man up, put a glass over him and release him outside

Jo x

But I don't know where it is now

Oh that's the worst part isn't it. Knowing they're SOMEWHERE near and on the move "

And I know it's watching me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you keep a few spindly leg spiders in various corners, they keep the hairy ones under control.

Me and my spindly leg spiders have an understanding

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

He will do you far more good than bad so I just leave them be

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Man up, put a glass over him and release him outside

Jo x

But I don't know where it is now

Oh that's the worst part isn't it. Knowing they're SOMEWHERE near and on the move

And I know it's watching me "

Watching you poop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man up, put a glass over him and release him outside

Jo x

But I don't know where it is now

Oh that's the worst part isn't it. Knowing they're SOMEWHERE near and on the move

And I know it's watching me

Watching you poop "

Not with my butt clenching

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester


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And I know it's watching me "

Well it won't see much...nearly all spider's eyesight is terribly poor apart from jumping spiders.

Apart from the latter species, vision is not their primary sense.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

There was an enormous one on my bedroom ceiling recently.

I could see it from the bed without my glasses on, thats how big it was

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was an enormous one on my bedroom ceiling recently.

I could see it from the bed without my glasses on, thats how big it was "

But where is it now ...?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"There was an enormous one on my bedroom ceiling recently.

I could see it from the bed without my glasses on, thats how big it was

But where is it now ...?"

Exactly! I'm not scared of creepy crawlies but that was like a tarantula.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was an enormous one on my bedroom ceiling recently.

I could see it from the bed without my glasses on, thats how big it was

But where is it now ...?

Exactly! I'm not scared of creepy crawlies but that was like a tarantula. "

Nor me. But this was huge and it moved fast.

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