FabSwingers.com forum: Unrealistic Job

By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

If I could wave my magic wand and then tomorrow you'd be in a hard to get job that you're unqualified for or maybe have missed the boat for, what job would you choose?

Artist, model, film actor, lumberjack, PM etc???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kylie's bum fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kylie's bum fluffer"

Mic drop

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Kylie's bum fluffer

Mic drop

She's got quite a small one, that's going to be a meticulous job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actor

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IFMGA mountain guide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A dog Walker

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Quality Controller in a brothel.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just be Adele for a little bit? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just be Adele for a little bit? x"

… especially the bit where she says ello Royal Albert Hallllllllll

Underqualified as can’t sing for toffee and no London accent

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Can I just be Adele for a little bit? x

… especially the bit where she says ello Royal Albert Hallllllllll

Underqualified as can’t sing for toffee and no London accent

Just throw in a few apples and pears, apples and pear and no one will notice.

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Quality Controller in a brothel..... "

Don't get high on your own supply.

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"A dog Walker

You could definitely set this up, a little part time dog walking service for the old folks.

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"IFMGA mountain guide

Mr"

Wrap up warm.

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Model

Catwalk or page 3

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Actor

You've got the look. Bit can you act...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footballer for a premier league club, so even if I'm shit (which I would be) can still earn a nice wage before been sold

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Footballer for a premier league club, so even if I'm shit (which I would be) can still earn a nice wage before been sold

You wanna be a manager then, big pay off when you're sacked. Get another job in 6 months. And repeat!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Chauffeur.

I love driving.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Lawyer

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By *amesy6918Man
over a year ago

newry

Rally car driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog Walker

What about a banana straightener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F1 driver or tt races isle of man

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Oh, I really wish I knew...I've never known what I've wanted to do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a commercial pilot was always my dream

Being colour blind put paid to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be Bridget Neilson acting in Red Sonja. I'm 10 inches too short and was only 3 years old when the film was made, but nobody will notice.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a job at Battersy Dogs Home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F1 driver or tt races isle of man"

TT racing on the IOM is probably achievable. I work with a guy who does it and he’s just normal like you and me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helicopter paramedic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air Hostess....I'd love to be a trolly dolly

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A dog Walker

What about a banana straightener

Who would want a straight banana

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

"Air Hostess....I'd love to be a trolly dolly

Love Air Hostesses! Something really sexy about them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a murder detective please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a murder detective please

Oooh yes! I like the sound of that. Tracking serial killers

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By *G999Man
over a year ago

Bath & Surrounding

Top neurosurgeon would be fantastic if I didn't need to have a sit down when I see lots of blood or open wounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Physicist, either in particle physics or plasma physics/nuclear fusion reactors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m wearing the maillot jaune at Le Tour, we’ve hit the high mountains and my loyal Domestique‘s have whittle down the peloton to the favourites, I look around and everyone is on the limit, this is where I make my move to see who can come with me. Next day I lose the yellow jersey on the Champs-Élysées, the only rider in history to do so, I become a question on trivial pursuit.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"If I could wave my magic wand and then tomorrow you'd be in a hard to get job that you're unqualified for or maybe have missed the boat for, what job would you choose?

Artist, model, film actor, lumberjack, PM etc???"

I did my dream job for most of my life, so it’s difficult for me to wish for anything else.

Could I wish to get back into that role again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always fancied being a dolphin shaver or ice berg welder

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By *n080971Man
over a year ago

Newbury

Working in an airport being the person who roams about answering random questions for people and sorting problems.

I fucking love airports.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Traffic Warden on the M 25

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Why would I want a hard job I'm unqualified for? That sounds like a recipe for getting fired.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Top Gun...Fighter Pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Royal Marine Sharpshooter (sniper)

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Why would I want a hard job I'm unqualified for? That sounds like a recipe for getting fired. "

Not with my magic wand it doesn't.

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Working in an airport being the person who roams about answering random questions for people and sorting problems.

I fucking love airports."

Taaj? Is Avatar your favourite movie?

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Top Gun...Fighter Pilot"

Good choice.

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By *agneto. OP Man
over a year ago

Bham

Some great choices. Most of these I'm agreeing with.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

A380 pilot, with MissmDreavus helping to land it, by using her deft touch on the throttles.

Unfortunately, the co-pilot suffered a cardiac arrest. - Self induced - as I think he was having a sneaky look up her skirt. The perv.

After reading her seriously funny profile.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Puncture repair man for blow up dolls.

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sexy lingerie model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine buyer…. Travel the world sourcing (and tasting) the finest wines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I could wave my magic wand and then tomorrow you'd be in a hard to get job that you're unqualified for or maybe have missed the boat for, what job would you choose?

Artist, model, film actor, lumberjack, PM etc???"
prime minister id sort this country right out

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Wine buyer…. Travel the world sourcing (and tasting) the finest wines.

Ooo now there's a thought. Are you a supertaster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I wouldn’t give to have been an Astronaut in another life. Sigh

But this one hasn’t turned out too bad either, I’d never have thought I’d get to be a train driver when I was little

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd be a covid bullshitter ... there's a whole industry created over this and it self perpetuates with every lock down....that it creates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine buyer…. Travel the world sourcing (and tasting) the finest wines.

Ooo now there's a thought. Are you a supertaster? "

I drink a fair amount of the stuff so reckon I’m already partially qualified

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

I spent most of my career in a job I was unqualified for, luckily they never found out

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Russian mafia. I've worked on my accent years.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Pro rock climber

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Explorer and adventurer/wildlife photographer.

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Evil mad scientist with a volcano lair and bikini beach babes in white lab coats as assistants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evil mad scientist with a volcano lair and bikini beach babes in white lab coats as assistants. "

Stop the search , we have a winner right here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

War Reporter

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