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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put word out at the next OAP bingo sess near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a granny dating site too

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I'll put word out at the next OAP bingo sess near me "

PMSL!!!!!

Grab a granny night.....hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo May work for us then.. Were grannies!!

WhoooHooooo

Errr... where is it??

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

well you look at the majority of profiles for single female's and couples and the cut off is 50 so the more nature guy like myself is out of the age range and out of luck too, it's so unfair lol and i've also noticed that the more mature single ladies have a predelction towards the younger guy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

granddaD fucking, why have i never thought of that before hmmmmm kinky,, leave your teeth in the jarrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes down lucky for some lol

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"granddaD fucking, why have i never thought of that before hmmmmm kinky,, leave your teeth in the jarrrrrr"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here "

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eyes down lucky for some lol"

I gotta get my eyes tested!!!!!

I read that as ,

" Eyes down for the lucky foursome "

.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

was that song

"granddad we love you, grandad we do"

Was that all about grandad fucking??? Or am i dazed and confused again????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45 "

Can be flexible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eyes down lucky for some lol

I gotta get my eyes tested!!!!!

I read that as ,

" Eyes down for the lucky foursome "

.

"

Haha i prefer urs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was that song

"granddad we love you, grandad we do"

Was that all about grandad fucking??? Or am i dazed and confused again???? "

Haha

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Can be flexible "

you or the age range????

hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Can be flexible

you or the age range????

hehehehe"

Lol oh yes im dead flexible i can touch my knees nooooooooo problemo

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Can be flexible

you or the age range????

hehehehe

Lol oh yes im dead flexible i can touch my knees nooooooooo problemo "

Ha - my tits touch my knees no problemo!!!!

hahaha

BEAT THAT!!! ;);) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Can be flexible

you or the age range????

hehehehe

Lol oh yes im dead flexible i can touch my knees nooooooooo problemo

Ha - my tits touch my knees no problemo!!!!

hahaha

BEAT THAT!!! ;);) x"

Lol well my tits drag on the floor so ner lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Can be flexible

you or the age range????

hehehehe

Lol oh yes im dead flexible i can touch my knees nooooooooo problemo

Ha - my tits touch my knees no problemo!!!!

hahaha

BEAT THAT!!! ;);) x

Lol well my tits drag on the floor so ner lol "

Lying down trying to do the catapillar is CHEATING!!! pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ha - my tits touch my knees no problemo!!!!

hahaha

BEAT THAT!!! ;);) x"

MUST RESIST,

MUST RESIST,

Must resist,

Must,

resist,

F8ck it, can UR tits touch MY knees?????

DAMN Im weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Can be flexible

you or the age range????

hehehehe

Lol oh yes im dead flexible i can touch my knees nooooooooo problemo

Ha - my tits touch my knees no problemo!!!!

hahaha

BEAT THAT!!! ;);) x

Lol well my tits drag on the floor so ner lol

Lying down trying to do the catapillar is CHEATING!!! pmsl x"

Lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"

Ha - my tits touch my knees no problemo!!!!

hahaha

BEAT THAT!!! ;);) x

MUST RESIST,

MUST RESIST,

Must resist,

Must,

resist,

F8ck it, can UR tits touch MY knees?????

DAMN Im weak "

do your knees have big hands?????;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ha - my tits touch my knees no problemo!!!!

hahaha

BEAT THAT!!! ;);) x

MUST RESIST,

MUST RESIST,

Must resist,

Must,

resist,

F8ck it, can UR tits touch MY knees?????

DAMN Im weak

do your knees have big hands?????;)"
Custom made "DD" knees, cost me a fortune they did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i think his hands ave BIG NEEDS tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No i think his hands ave BIG NEEDS tho"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No i think his hands ave BIG NEEDS tho

"

Lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"

Must,

resist,

F8ck it, can UR tits touch MY knees?????

DAMN Im weak

do your knees have big hands?????;)Custom made "DD" knees, cost me a fortune they did "

perfect fit

Get them knees over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Can be flexible "

Good to know

Also I am flexible down the gym or my knees will pop 10 times worse than peaches did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Can be flexible

Good to know

Also I am flexible down the gym or my knees will pop 10 times worse than peaches did"

to u too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45 "

Mmmmmm the perfect age range xxxx

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Mmmmmm the perfect age range xxxx"
thats it i'm writting to my local MP this site is just so ageist is just unreal

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Mmmmmm the perfect age range xxxxthats it i'm writting to my local MP this site is just so ageist is just unreal "

Beat it grandad!!!!....lol

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Mmmmmm the perfect age range xxxxthats it i'm writting to my local MP this site is just so ageist is just unreal

Beat it grandad!!!!....lol"

hmmm i'd rather put you over my knee and spank you bottom you young floosy

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By *of 9Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"well you look at the majority of profiles for single female's and couples and the cut off is 50 so the more nature guy like myself is out of the age range and out of luck too, it's so unfair lol and i've also noticed that the more mature single ladies have a predelction towards the younger guy too "

Illogical

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Mmmmmm the perfect age range xxxxthats it i'm writting to my local MP this site is just so ageist is just unreal

Beat it grandad!!!!....lol

hmmm i'd rather put you over my knee and spank you bottom you young floosy "

Do you have DD knees too????

hehehe

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Mmmmmm the perfect age range xxxxthats it i'm writting to my local MP this site is just so ageist is just unreal

Beat it grandad!!!!....lol

hmmm i'd rather put you over my knee and spank you bottom you young floosy

Do you have DD knees too????

hehehe"

for you i'd have them surgically enlarged to accomodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think we just need a recruitment drive for women looking for single men in general. my inbox need some activity in its life.

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"i think we just need a recruitment drive for women looking for single men in general. my inbox need some activity in its life."

haven't you been told ,,,, all single guys inbox's are sealed shut the minute you sign onto the site lmao

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Mmmmmm the perfect age range xxxxthats it i'm writting to my local MP this site is just so ageist is just unreal

Beat it grandad!!!!....lol

hmmm i'd rather put you over my knee and spank you bottom you young floosy

Do you have DD knees too????

hehehe

for you i'd have them surgically enlarged to accomodate "

but are you a good spanker???

hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahh i wondered what was going on. this explains everything!

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"a recruitment drive to encourage more people to join the site looking for the older single male please.

there seems to be a shortage on here

Indeed wish I was 4 years older the most common age bracket requirement seems to be 30-45

Mmmmmm the perfect age range xxxxthats it i'm writting to my local MP this site is just so ageist is just unreal

Beat it grandad!!!!....lol

hmmm i'd rather put you over my knee and spank you bottom you young floosy

Do you have DD knees too????

hehehe

for you i'd have them surgically enlarged to accomodate

but are you a good spanker???

hehe"

ask my kids lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Beat it grandad!!!!....lol

hmmm i'd rather put you over my knee and spank you bottom you young floosy

Do you have DD knees too????

hehehe

for you i'd have them surgically enlarged to accomodate

but are you a good spanker???

hehe

ask my kids lol "

Kinky bugger

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Beat it grandad!!!!....lol

hmmm i'd rather put you over my knee and spank you bottom you young floosy

Do you have DD knees too????

hehehe

for you i'd have them surgically enlarged to accomodate

but are you a good spanker???

hehe

ask my kids lol

Kinky bugger "

trust you to twist my innocent comment,

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Beat it grandad!!!!....lol

hmmm i'd rather put you over my knee and spank you bottom you young floosy

Do you have DD knees too????

hehehe

for you i'd have them surgically enlarged to accomodate

but are you a good spanker???

hehe

ask my kids lol

Kinky bugger

trust you to twist my innocent comment, "

sure ya dont want me to ask the grandkids???

hehehehe

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Beat it grandad!!!!....lol

hmmm i'd rather put you over my knee and spank you bottom you young floosy

Do you have DD knees too????

hehehe

for you i'd have them surgically enlarged to accomodate

but are you a good spanker???

hehe

ask my kids lol

Kinky bugger

trust you to twist my innocent comment,

sure ya dont want me to ask the grandkids???

hehehehe"

no because i don't have them to stay lol and anyway they are little angles compared to my kids, and a packet of sweeties each and they are as good as gold lmao

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Beat it grandad!!!!..

............ and a packet of sweeties each and they are as good as gold lmao "

so yu bribe with sweeties do ya than Gramps???

LOL

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Beat it grandad!!!!..

............ and a packet of sweeties each and they are as good as gold lmao

so yu bribe with sweeties do ya than Gramps???

LOL"

i'm not going to lie, i'm a grandad, and yes for a few moments peace i'll bribe the little buggers, and don't tellme you wouldn't either lol it's what grand parents do best,,,,, spoil grand kids then send them home

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Beat it grandad!!!!..

............ and a packet of sweeties each and they are as good as gold lmao

so yu bribe with sweeties do ya than Gramps???

LOL"

do you want a sweetie little girl ?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Beat it grandad!!!!..

............ and a packet of sweeties each and they are as good as gold lmao

so yu bribe with sweeties do ya than Gramps???

LOL

do you want a sweetie little girl ? "

LOL

Was waiting for it, slow on the uptake there Gramps..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beat it grandad!!!!..

............ and a packet of sweeties each and they are as good as gold lmao

so yu bribe with sweeties do ya than Gramps???

LOL

do you want a sweetie little girl ? "

God that sounds well dodgy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u were just offered a free holiday in ireland stop whinging lol lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beat it grandad!!!!..

............ and a packet of sweeties each and they are as good as gold lmao

so yu bribe with sweeties do ya than Gramps???

LOL

do you want a sweetie little girl ?

God that sounds well dodgy!"

Well hello there

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Beat it grandad!!!!..

............ and a packet of sweeties each and they are as good as gold lmao

so yu bribe with sweeties do ya than Gramps???

LOL

do you want a sweetie little girl ?

LOL

Was waiting for it, slow on the uptake there Gramps..lol"

sorry i was really tring to find another way around it but to hell with it in the end it just had to cum out didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beat it grandad!!!!..

............ and a packet of sweeties each and they are as good as gold lmao

so yu bribe with sweeties do ya than Gramps???

LOL

do you want a sweetie little girl ?

God that sounds well dodgy!

Well hello there "

Hello to you, so do you have to be old to post here?

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"u were just offered a free holiday in ireland stop whinging lol lol lol "

ehup lad did i say i wasn't pleased to accept your wonderful offer ( and not a sweet in sight) lmao

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By *ouvak OP   Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Beat it grandad!!!!..

............ and a packet of sweeties each and they are as good as gold lmao

so yu bribe with sweeties do ya than Gramps???

LOL

do you want a sweetie little girl ?

God that sounds well dodgy!

Well hello there

Hello to you, so do you have to be old to post here?"

nah anyone with a conputer/keyboard and internet can post here lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"granddaD fucking, why have i never thought of that before hmmmmm kinky,, leave your teeth in the jarrrrrr"

You have a brilliantly twisted and fantastically filthy sense of humour.

I like it.

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