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"Does it have to be a bum?  "Yes. I only bum these days  | |||
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"What match "The rugby at 7:45 of course  | |||
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"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you. " NO. I do the bumming around here | |||
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"Does it have to be a bum?
Yes. I only bum these days "Gosh darn it! I might have to rethink our friendship  | |||
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"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you. NO. I do the bumming around here "Damn I don’t do bum love. I’m out then  | |||
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"If you're offering OP  "Spread em then | |||
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"Does it have to be a bum?
Yes. I only bum these days
Gosh darn it! I might have to rethink our friendship "Rolf  | |||
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"If you're offering OP
Spread em then "Ready. Not my first rodeo | |||
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"What match
The rugby at 7:45 of course "Your lot played last night. | |||
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"No" I’ll put it away then | |||
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"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you. NO. I do the bumming around here
Damn I don’t do bum love. I’m out then "You do if you smell my hanky | |||
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"If you're offering OP
Spread em then
Ready. Not my first rodeo "Ooohhh steady in cowboy | |||
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"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you. NO. I do the bumming around here
Damn I don’t do bum love. I’m out then
You do if you smell my hanky " . Omg. | |||
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"What match
The rugby at 7:45 of course
Your lot played last night."I know. I’m still not happy | |||
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"No I’ll put it away then "Oh ok I quick one hurry up | |||
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"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you. NO. I do the bumming around here
Damn I don’t do bum love. I’m out then
You do if you smell my hanky
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"No I’ll put it away then
Oh ok I quick one hurry up"I’ve just finished. Was it good? | |||
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"What match
The rugby at 7:45 of course
Your lot played last night.
I know. I’m still not happy "They got done up the bum | |||
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"No I’ll put it away then
Oh ok I quick one hurry up
I’ve just finished. Was it good? ".crap | |||
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"What match
The rugby at 7:45 of course
Your lot played last night.
I know. I’m still not happy
They got done up the bum "I might have to rethink our friendship after that comment | |||
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"No I’ll put it away then
Oh ok I quick one hurry up
I’ve just finished. Was it good? .crap "That’s on the end of it now | |||
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"bum before the match kicks off? Love and Peace and open me up ?" | |||
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"No I’ll put it away then
Oh ok I quick one hurry up
I’ve just finished. Was it good? .crap
That’s on the end of it now " | |||
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"Yours or a different one? "Any port in a storm | |||
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"What match
The rugby at 7:45 of course
Your lot played last night.
I know. I’m still not happy
They got done up the bum
I might have to rethink our friendship after that comment "My very firdt RL game was Hull FC vs St Helens and you beat us. So don't be glum I'll let you do me up the bum | |||
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"You've still got two hours... that's enough time for a leisurely bum "Are you trying to seduce me Sir?  | |||
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"Yours or a different one?
Any port in a storm "I'd love to dock in belles port | |||
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"What match
The rugby at 7:45 of course
Your lot played last night.
I know. I’m still not happy
They got done up the bum
I might have to rethink our friendship after that comment
My very firdt RL game was Hull FC vs St Helens and you beat us. So don't be glum I'll let you do me up the bum "Deal | |||
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"Yours or a different one?
Any port in a storm
I'd love to dock in belles port "You’ve just brought a tear to my japs eye | |||
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"Does it have to be a bum?
Yes. I only bum these days "why only bum "these days"? | |||
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"Up your arse go on then "Bareback this time cause I want to feel you | |||
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"Yours or a different one?
Any port in a storm
I'd love to dock in belles port
You’ve just brought a tear to my japs eye "But I never touched it | |||
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"Does it have to be a bum?
Yes. I only bum these days why only bum "these days"?"Cause I fall in love too easily ? | |||
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"Slapped now get out of the way of the telly "I’ll leave my handprint on the cheeks of your ass Mrs | |||
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"Up your arse go on then
Bareback this time cause I want to feel you "Make sure you douchè then | |||
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"Yours or a different one?
Any port in a storm
I'd love to dock in belles port
You’ve just brought a tear to my japs eye
But I never touched it "You do ‘things’ to me | |||
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"Looks like you’re going to get ruined by several ladies with strap-ons "God no. | |||
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"Can I bum you instead??" Yes, with your mouth round my Willy | |||
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"Slapped now get out of the way of the telly
I’ll leave my handprint on the cheeks of your ass Mrs "Haha I was slapping your arse not the other way round | |||
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"Up your arse go on then
Bareback this time cause I want to feel you
Make sure you douchè then "That’s just having a big poo right? | |||
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"Slapped now get out of the way of the telly
I’ll leave my handprint on the cheeks of your ass Mrs
Haha I was slapping your arse not the other way round "Tag team | |||
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"Slapped now get out of the way of the telly
I’ll leave my handprint on the cheeks of your ass Mrs
Haha I was slapping your arse not the other way round "I wear the knickers in our relationship | |||
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"Can I bum you instead?? Yes, with your mouth round my Willy "Hmmmmmm 
Deal | |||
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"Up your arse go on then
Bareback this time cause I want to feel you
Make sure you douchè then
That’s just having a big poo right? "Yeah with a hose pipe | |||
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"Can I bum you instead?? Yes, with your mouth round my Willy
Hmmmmmm
Deal "Hurry up then, the match kicks off soon | |||
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"Slapped now get out of the way of the telly
I’ll leave my handprint on the cheeks of your ass Mrs
Haha I was slapping your arse not the other way round
I wear the knickers in our relationship "and the bra | |||
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"bum before the match kicks off? Love and Peace ?"Oh go on then, but be quick because Mr is cooking my dinner | |||
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"Yours or a different one?
Any port in a storm
I'd love to dock in belles port
You’ve just brought a tear to my japs eye
But I never touched it
You do ‘things’ to me " | |||
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"Knickers at my ankles bent over waiting  ha ha ".run girl he stinks  | |||
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"Knickers at my ankles bent over waiting ha ha .run girl he stinks "Ha ha sis xx | |||
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"Slapped now get out of the way of the telly
I’ll leave my handprint on the cheeks of your ass Mrs
Haha I was slapping your arse not the other way round
I wear the knickers in our relationship
and the bra "Ssshhhh | |||
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"bum before the match kicks off? Love and Peace ?
Oh go on then, but be quick because Mr is cooking my dinner "I was quick, did you not feel it? | |||
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"Knickers at my ankles bent over waiting ha ha "That’s your normal pose isn’t it? | |||
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"Oh if you insist "Yes. Yes I do insist | |||
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"Can we do it next week " No, the match is today in an hr | |||
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"Oh if you insist
Yes. Yes I do insist "Bent over waiting... What's taking you! | |||
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"Can we do it next week No, the match is today in an hr "I dont like cricket | |||
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"Knickers at my ankles bent over waiting ha ha
That’s your normal pose isn’t it? "Emmmm yip think so ha ha | |||
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"Don't think we'd get to you before kickoff" Half time? | |||
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"Oh if you insist
Yes. Yes I do insist
Bent over waiting... What's taking you!"I’m doing the penguin as quick as I can | |||
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"bum before the match kicks off? Love and Peace ?"Have you ever considered the cuckold lifestyle, mate? 90 minutes plus for me to shag the brains out of your woman, then when the whistle gets blown she's all yours! | |||
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"Oh go on then "Consider yourself bummed Mrs | |||
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"Can we do it next week No, the match is today in an hr
I dont like cricket "Oh no | |||
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"Ok..in "I'd bum ya | |||
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"bum before the match kicks off? Love and Peace ?
Have you ever considered the cuckold lifestyle, mate?
90 minutes plus for me to shag the brains out of your woman, then when the whistle gets blown she's all yours!"I don’t like sitting at the table eating someone else’s porridge | |||
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"Ok..in
I'd bum ya
Ok…in "Me you n Alan | |||
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"Ok..in
I'd bum ya
Ok…in
Me you n Alan "I forgot about Alan! | |||
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"Ok..in
I'd bum ya
Ok…in
Me you n Alan
And Bob too "Is that buttplug Bob | |||
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"Ok..in
I'd bum ya
Ok…in
Me you n Alan
I forgot about Alan! "How could you | |||
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"Ok..in
I'd bum ya
Ok…in
Me you n Alan
I forgot about Alan! "You coming then | |||
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"Ok..in
I'd bum ya
Ok…in
Me you n Alan
I forgot about Alan!
You coming then "If I’m invited | |||
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"Ok..in
I'd bum ya
Ok…in
Me you n Alan
I forgot about Alan!
You coming then
If I’m invited "As if you need an invite get your arse over to doris's now | |||
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"Ok..in
I'd bum ya
Ok…in
Me you n Alan
I forgot about Alan!
You coming then
If I’m invited
As if you need an invite get your arse over to doris's now "Is this like like Rita sue and Bob too | |||
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"Ok..in
I'd bum ya
Ok…in
Me you n Alan
I forgot about Alan!
You coming then
If I’m invited "Yes you can come but you made a mess last time | |||
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"Ok..in
I'd bum ya "^^ he’ll bum you | |||
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"Ok...funniest thread EVER!!! " | |||
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"Oh go on then
Consider yourself bummed Mrs "I didn’t feel a thing are you doing it right? Try again | |||
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"Ok..in
I'd bum ya
Ok…in
Me you n Alan
I forgot about Alan!
You coming then
If I’m invited
As if you need an invite get your arse over to doris's now
Is this like like Rita sue and Bob too "Over 50's version, just be careful with the deep heat | |||
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"Oh go on then
Consider yourself bummed Mrs
I didn’t feel a thing are you doing it right? Try again "It’s all up your back | |||
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"Will I get a new mink coat?" No. Just a pearl necklace | |||
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"Will I get a new mink coat? No. Just a pearl necklace "Next week | |||
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"Will I get a new mink coat? No. Just a pearl necklace
Next week "I’ve told you, the f…ing match kicks off in a bit | |||
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"Will I get a new mink coat? No. Just a pearl necklace
Next week
I’ve told you, the f…ing match kicks off in a bit "Your aggressive I don't like cricket You grape | |||
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"Don't think we'd get to you before kickoff Half time? " But then we'd have to miss the first... | |||
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"Don't think we'd get to you before kickoff Half time? But then we'd have to miss the first..." You won’t miss much….. on either | |||
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"bum before the match kicks off? Love and Peace ?"You can bum me when you like | |||
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"Oh go on then
Consider yourself bummed Mrs
I didn’t feel a thing are you doing it right? Try again
It’s all up your back "Erm … I hope you’re going to clean that up  | |||
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"Don't think we'd get to you before kickoff Half time? But then we'd have to miss the first... You won’t miss much….. on either "Be gentle, then. At first. | |||
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"bum before the match kicks off? Love and Peace ?
You can bum me when you like "I’ll be round in 5 | |||
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"Oh go on then
Consider yourself bummed Mrs
I didn’t feel a thing are you doing it right? Try again
It’s all up your back
Erm … I hope you’re going to clean that up "I’m not into that cuck stuff | |||
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"bum before the match kicks off? Love and Peace ?
You can bum me when you like
I’ll be round in 5 "Wait till after the footy yeah? | |||
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"I'd bum myself with rusty bargepole rather than choose to watch any footy
"Ooo don't do that lovely. It will hurt. | |||
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"I'd bum myself with rusty bargepole rather than choose to watch any footy
Ooo don't do that lovely. It will hurt. "So does watching football | |||
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"I'd bum myself with rusty bargepole rather than choose to watch any footy
Ooo don't do that lovely. It will hurt.
So does watching football "I'll call after footy!!! | |||
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"I'd bum myself with rusty bargepole rather than choose to watch any footy
Ooo don't do that lovely. It will hurt.
So does watching football
I'll call after footy!!! "Okie doke  | |||
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"bum before the match kicks off? Love and Peace ?
You can bum me when you like
I’ll be round in 5
Wait till after the footy yeah? "I shouldn’t of waited till after that shite I’ve just watched | |||
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"Not me because I want to die a virgin and the only man I want to bum me lives in a land far away." You want Father Christmas to bum you? | |||
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"I'd bum myself with rusty bargepole rather than choose to watch any footy
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"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you. NO. I do the bumming around here "And you were on my hotlist | |||
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"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you. NO. I do the bumming around here
And you were on my hotlist "Sorry but this little balloon knot only works one way | |||
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"I’m lost as what you mean? I know, probably naive! Still keeping you on my hotlist .. "Not having a strap-on used on me | |||
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