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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bum before the match kicks off?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it have to be a bum?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What match

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it have to be a bum?

Yes. I only bum these days

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're offering OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What match

The rugby at 7:45 of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you. "

NO. I do the bumming around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it have to be a bum?

Yes. I only bum these days

Gosh darn it! I might have to rethink our friendship

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you.

NO. I do the bumming around here

Damn I don’t do bum love. I’m out then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're offering OP

Spread em then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s playing?

But no thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it have to be a bum?

Yes. I only bum these days

Gosh darn it! I might have to rethink our friendship

Rolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're offering OP

Spread em then

Ready. Not my first rodeo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What match

The rugby at 7:45 of course

Your lot played last night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No"

I’ll put it away then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you.

NO. I do the bumming around here

Damn I don’t do bum love. I’m out then

You do if you smell my hanky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're offering OP

Spread em then

Ready. Not my first rodeo

Ooohhh steady in cowboy

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you.

NO. I do the bumming around here

Damn I don’t do bum love. I’m out then

You do if you smell my hanky

. Omg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What match

The rugby at 7:45 of course

Your lot played last night."

I know. I’m still not happy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No

I’ll put it away then

Oh ok I quick one hurry up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you.

NO. I do the bumming around here

Damn I don’t do bum love. I’m out then

You do if you smell my hanky

. Omg. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

I’ll put it away then

Oh ok I quick one hurry up"

I’ve just finished. Was it good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What match

The rugby at 7:45 of course

Your lot played last night.

I know. I’m still not happy

They got done up the bum

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No

I’ll put it away then

Oh ok I quick one hurry up

I’ve just finished. Was it good? "
.crap

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Yours or a different one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What match

The rugby at 7:45 of course

Your lot played last night.

I know. I’m still not happy

They got done up the bum

I might have to rethink our friendship after that comment

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

I’ll put it away then

Oh ok I quick one hurry up

I’ve just finished. Was it good? .crap "

That’s on the end of it now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"bum before the match kicks off?

Love and Peace

and open me up ?"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No

I’ll put it away then

Oh ok I quick one hurry up

I’ve just finished. Was it good? .crap

That’s on the end of it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yours or a different one?

Any port in a storm

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You've still got two hours... that's enough time for a leisurely bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What match

The rugby at 7:45 of course

Your lot played last night.

I know. I’m still not happy

They got done up the bum

I might have to rethink our friendship after that comment

My very firdt RL game was Hull FC vs St Helens and you beat us. So don't be glum I'll let you do me up the bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've still got two hours... that's enough time for a leisurely bum

Are you trying to seduce me Sir?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Yours or a different one?

Any port in a storm

I'd love to dock in belles port

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What match

The rugby at 7:45 of course

Your lot played last night.

I know. I’m still not happy

They got done up the bum

I might have to rethink our friendship after that comment

My very firdt RL game was Hull FC vs St Helens and you beat us. So don't be glum I'll let you do me up the bum

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yours or a different one?

Any port in a storm

I'd love to dock in belles port

You’ve just brought a tear to my japs eye

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Up your arse go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it have to be a bum?

Yes. I only bum these days

"
why only bum "these days"?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Slapped now get out of the way of the telly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Up your arse go on then

Bareback this time cause I want to feel you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Yours or a different one?

Any port in a storm

I'd love to dock in belles port

You’ve just brought a tear to my japs eye

But I never touched it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it have to be a bum?

Yes. I only bum these days

why only bum "these days"?"

Cause I fall in love too easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like you’re going to get ruined by several ladies with strap-ons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slapped now get out of the way of the telly

I’ll leave my handprint on the cheeks of your ass Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bum you instead??

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Up your arse go on then

Bareback this time cause I want to feel you

Make sure you douchè then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yours or a different one?

Any port in a storm

I'd love to dock in belles port

You’ve just brought a tear to my japs eye

But I never touched it

You do ‘things’ to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like you’re going to get ruined by several ladies with strap-ons

God no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bum you instead??"

Yes, with your mouth round my Willy

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Slapped now get out of the way of the telly

I’ll leave my handprint on the cheeks of your ass Mrs

Haha I was slapping your arse not the other way round

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Up your arse go on then

Bareback this time cause I want to feel you

Make sure you douchè then

That’s just having a big poo right?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Slapped now get out of the way of the telly

I’ll leave my handprint on the cheeks of your ass Mrs

Haha I was slapping your arse not the other way round

Tag team

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slapped now get out of the way of the telly

I’ll leave my handprint on the cheeks of your ass Mrs

Haha I was slapping your arse not the other way round

I wear the knickers in our relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bum you instead??

Yes, with your mouth round my Willy

Hmmmmmm

Deal

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Up your arse go on then

Bareback this time cause I want to feel you

Make sure you douchè then

That’s just having a big poo right?

Yeah with a hose pipe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bum you instead??

Yes, with your mouth round my Willy

Hmmmmmm

Deal

Hurry up then, the match kicks off soon

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Slapped now get out of the way of the telly

I’ll leave my handprint on the cheeks of your ass Mrs

Haha I was slapping your arse not the other way round

I wear the knickers in our relationship

and the bra

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

"bum before the match kicks off?

Love and Peace

Oh go on then, but be quick because Mr is cooking my dinner

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Yours or a different one?

Any port in a storm

I'd love to dock in belles port

You’ve just brought a tear to my japs eye

But I never touched it

You do ‘things’ to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knickers at my ankles bent over waiting

ha ha

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Knickers at my ankles bent over waiting

ha ha "
.run girl he stinks

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knickers at my ankles bent over waiting

ha ha .run girl he stinks

Ha ha sis xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slapped now get out of the way of the telly

I’ll leave my handprint on the cheeks of your ass Mrs

Haha I was slapping your arse not the other way round

I wear the knickers in our relationship

and the bra

Ssshhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bum before the match kicks off?

Love and Peace

Oh go on then, but be quick because Mr is cooking my dinner

I was quick, did you not feel it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knickers at my ankles bent over waiting

ha ha "

That’s your normal pose isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh if you insist

Yes. Yes I do insist

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can we do it next week

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we do it next week "

No, the match is today in an hr

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Don't think we'd get to you before kickoff

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Oh if you insist

Yes. Yes I do insist

Bent over waiting... What's taking you!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can we do it next week

No, the match is today in an hr

I dont like cricket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knickers at my ankles bent over waiting

ha ha

That’s your normal pose isn’t it?

Emmmm yip think so ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't think we'd get to you before kickoff"

Half time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh if you insist

Yes. Yes I do insist

Bent over waiting... What's taking you!"

I’m doing the penguin as quick as I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bum before the match kicks off?

Love and Peace

Have you ever considered the cuckold lifestyle, mate?

90 minutes plus for me to shag the brains out of your woman, then when the whistle gets blown she's all yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok..in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh go on then

Consider yourself bummed Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we do it next week

No, the match is today in an hr

I dont like cricket "

Oh no

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

Ok…in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bum before the match kicks off?

Love and Peace

Have you ever considered the cuckold lifestyle, mate?

90 minutes plus for me to shag the brains out of your woman, then when the whistle gets blown she's all yours!"

I don’t like sitting at the table eating someone else’s porridge

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

Ok…in

Me you n Alan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

Ok…in

Me you n Alan

And Bob too

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

Ok…in

Me you n Alan

I forgot about Alan!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

Ok…in

Me you n Alan

And Bob too

Is that buttplug Bob

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Ok...funniest thread EVER!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

Ok…in

Me you n Alan

I forgot about Alan!

How could you

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

Ok…in

Me you n Alan

I forgot about Alan!

You coming then

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

Ok…in

Me you n Alan

I forgot about Alan!

You coming then

If I’m invited

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

Ok…in

Me you n Alan

I forgot about Alan!

You coming then

If I’m invited

As if you need an invite get your arse over to doris's now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

Ok…in

Me you n Alan

I forgot about Alan!

You coming then

If I’m invited

As if you need an invite get your arse over to doris's now

Is this like like Rita sue and Bob too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

Ok…in

Me you n Alan

I forgot about Alan!

You coming then

If I’m invited

Yes you can come but you made a mess last time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

^^ he’ll bum you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok...funniest thread EVER!!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Oh go on then

Consider yourself bummed Mrs

I didn’t feel a thing

are you doing it right? Try again

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ok..in

I'd bum ya

Ok…in

Me you n Alan

I forgot about Alan!

You coming then

If I’m invited

As if you need an invite get your arse over to doris's now

Is this like like Rita sue and Bob too

Over 50's version, just be careful with the deep heat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh go on then

Consider yourself bummed Mrs

I didn’t feel a thing

are you doing it right? Try again

It’s all up your back

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Will I get a new mink coat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I get a new mink coat?"

No. Just a pearl necklace

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Will I get a new mink coat?

No. Just a pearl necklace

Next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I get a new mink coat?

No. Just a pearl necklace

Next week "

I’ve told you, the f…ing match kicks off in a bit

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Will I get a new mink coat?

No. Just a pearl necklace

Next week

I’ve told you, the f…ing match kicks off in a bit

Your aggressive

I don't like cricket

You grape

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Don't think we'd get to you before kickoff

Half time? "

But then we'd have to miss the first...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't think we'd get to you before kickoff

Half time?

But then we'd have to miss the first..."

You won’t miss much….. on either

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"bum before the match kicks off?

Love and Peace

You can bum me when you like

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Oh go on then

Consider yourself bummed Mrs

I didn’t feel a thing

are you doing it right? Try again

It’s all up your back

Erm … I hope you’re going to clean that up

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Don't think we'd get to you before kickoff

Half time?

But then we'd have to miss the first...

You won’t miss much….. on either

Be gentle, then.

At first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bum before the match kicks off?

Love and Peace

You can bum me when you like

I’ll be round in 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh go on then

Consider yourself bummed Mrs

I didn’t feel a thing

are you doing it right? Try again

It’s all up your back

Erm … I hope you’re going to clean that up

I’m not into that cuck stuff

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm shy

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"bum before the match kicks off?

Love and Peace

You can bum me when you like

I’ll be round in 5

Wait till after the footy yeah?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Make it quick kick off in nine mins...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Is next week ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me because I want to die a virgin and the only man I want to bum me lives in a land far away.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'd bum myself with rusty bargepole rather than choose to watch any footy

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I'd bum myself with rusty bargepole rather than choose to watch any footy

Ooo don't do that lovely. It will hurt.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'd bum myself with rusty bargepole rather than choose to watch any footy

Ooo don't do that lovely. It will hurt. "

So does watching football

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I'd bum myself with rusty bargepole rather than choose to watch any footy

Ooo don't do that lovely. It will hurt.

So does watching football

I'll call after footy!!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'd bum myself with rusty bargepole rather than choose to watch any footy

Ooo don't do that lovely. It will hurt.

So does watching football

I'll call after footy!!!

Okie doke

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over a year ago

"bum before the match kicks off?

Love and Peace

You can bum me when you like

I’ll be round in 5

Wait till after the footy yeah?

I shouldn’t of waited till after that shite I’ve just watched

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over a year ago

"Not me because I want to die a virgin and the only man I want to bum me lives in a land far away."

You want Father Christmas to bum you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd bum myself with rusty bargepole rather than choose to watch any footy

Probably cleaner than some blokes knobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you.

NO. I do the bumming around here

And you were on my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I’ll get my strap on ready for you.

NO. I do the bumming around here

And you were on my hotlist

Sorry but this little balloon knot only works one way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m lost as what you mean? I know, probably naive!

Still keeping you on my hotlist ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m lost as what you mean? I know, probably naive!

Still keeping you on my hotlist ..

Not having a strap-on used on me

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