FabSwingers.com forum: Get on your knees!!

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Any of you ladies want to get on yours knees at half time tonight message me.

It'll be the best 2 minutes of your life, oh and can you bring a pukka pie and a bovril please too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on Scottish girls he is asking polite lol

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Come on Scottish girls he is asking polite lol"

I am

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Well this has gone down well, like a lead balloon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you want us to do.. pray for a win?

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

My knees are shot PP

Can't assist sorry

Jo x

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"What do you want us to do.. pray for a win?"

You can pray if you want I'm still going in

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"My knees are shot PP

Can't assist sorry

Jo x"

There are other positions available you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got bad knee so will sing WE COMING HOME can’t get it out of my head and don’t like football but the song yes

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"My knees are shot PP

Can't assist sorry

Jo x

There are other positions available you know

I'll dish out the orange segments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want us to do.. pray for a win?

You can pray if you want I'm still going in

filth.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’ve got bad knee so will sing WE COMING HOME can’t get it out of my head and don’t like football but the song yes

I'll blindfold you then

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"My knees are shot PP

Can't assist sorry

Jo x

There are other positions available you know

I'll dish out the orange segments

Chocolate orange ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of dodgy knees about isn't there?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"What do you want us to do.. pray for a win?

You can pray if you want I'm still going in

filth."

Definitely

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"There's a lot of dodgy knees about isn't there?

Its age

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

It was a yes til you mentioned Bovril

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It was a yes til you mentioned Bovril

Any excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not going anywhere near anyone who’s watching football.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’m not going anywhere near anyone who’s watching football. "

Stop being a mardy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on Scottish girls he is asking polite lol

I am

Well which ever one does enjoy your game tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have to sit through football, Im messing with you the whole 90 minutes Im afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I have to sit through football, Im messing with you the whole 90 minutes Im afraid

You might get a red card in first five and be sent off to get more pies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going anywhere near anyone who’s watching football.

Stop being a mardy arse

Stop fantasising about my arse. I have a foof, I tell yah.

Can’t stand football. Even the crowd noise annoys me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright, pass me the cushion lad

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

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"Alright, pass me the cushion lad "

You want a large one so you can get comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright, pass me the cushion lad

You want a large one so you can get comfy

Saying I got big knees?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Alright, pass me the cushion lad

You want a large one so you can get comfy

Saying I got big knees?

No but you could be there for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright, pass me the cushion lad

You want a large one so you can get comfy

Saying I got big knees?

No but you could be there for a while

Ohhh but I thought I was only getting 2 minutes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I have to sit through football, Im messing with you the whole 90 minutes Im afraid

You might get a red card in first five and be sent off to get more pies.

I can imagine I may get swatted away like a pesky fly

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Alright, pass me the cushion lad

You want a large one so you can get comfy

Saying I got big knees?

No but you could be there for a while

Ohhh but I thought I was only getting 2 minutes??

How's your oral skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if Scotland are 3 goals up at half time. i will

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"if Scotland are 3 goals up at half time. i will"

Good luck with that

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