FabSwingers.com forum: Say something random

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Literally post anything random on the thread. Your most random thought of the day or week.

Something you wanted to post on a thread but never did.

A message to another forumite that no one else get.

Or any other random obscure thought that pops in your head.

But play nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something random.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a funny motorbike?

A Yamahahahahaha

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The rug in the hall has moved again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quad 2, where are you?!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If Queening denotes cunnilingus, is a blow job therefore Kinging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like you….yes, YOU!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horseflies

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I've cleaned my windows

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

Need to go food shopping but I can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quad 2, where are you?!"

Which College?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I really don't know why I came in here.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Cockwomble......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunstanton is the only east coast resort that faces west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken nugget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i spotted a guy in tesco carpark flicking through fab should i not have shouted 'have a fab day' to him....true story

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By *x-Andy-xxMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Time for a cup of tea

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" Chicken nugget"

Grumpy Nugget ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If spank your monkey means have a wank, what is wallop the cat ?

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"Literally post anything random on the thread. Your most random thought of the day or week.

Something you wanted to post on a thread but never did.

A message to another forumite that no one else get.

Or any other random obscure thought that pops in your head.

But play nice!

PW"

Really want to merge FB1 cock with FB2 enthusiasm & guaranteed orgasms. & my recent ex s love for eating my pussy...

Lying here so hot, bothered yet horny...

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something random

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

There are a couple of guys I would love to just fuck me senseless & make me cum & squirt..

I should also unpack and hoover instead of watching the Punisher...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom boom boom let me hear ya say wayo

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By *ew aged adventurerMan
over a year ago

swansea

There's lemons on sale again .....

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m having a cheese and crisps sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m having a cheese and crisps sandwich "

Cheese and onion crisps....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Ive just noticed that i have more facial hair than I used to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like marmite! There. I said it.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I’m having a cheese and crisps sandwich "

Nora! I feel so let down by this. I never thought you'd sink so low. Shocked. Crisps on a sandwich??! You'll be saying you put chips in a butty next

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m having a cheese and crisps sandwich

Cheese and onion crisps...."

Ewwwww no. Prawn cocktail

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m having a cheese and crisps sandwich

Nora! I feel so let down by this. I never thought you'd sink so low. Shocked. Crisps on a sandwich??! You'll be saying you put chips in a butty next

You can take the girl out of manc……..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My Hovercraft is full of eels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grA5XmBRC6g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you let a dustbin truck driver borrow your rolls royce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess what????

TEAPOT

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Just made the most amazing red pepper pesto

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

anyone want to fuck me

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Foley dee roley dee ray doo day

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

Wibble....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I luv you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rug in the hall has moved again."

Omg ours does that! … I bought things that supposedly kept it in place … stupid rug still moves around

^ that’s fairly random still lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Literally post anything random on the thread. Your most random thought of the day or week.

Something you wanted to post on a thread but never did.

A message to another forumite that no one else get.

Or any other random obscure thought that pops in your head.

But play nice!

PW"

Fuckadoodledooooooo!

Oh … and a message to someone but only they’d understand? … I’d lick it all the wayyy

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Hey, I ordered a cheeseburger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes sir I can boogie!!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I told my 5 year old daughter that chickens had teeth in their bums, and that's why the don't have any in their beak.

When you see them sitting on eggs, they are actually eating them.

She believed me for a few moments, till I burst out laughing, then she paid me back by hitting and tickling me

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I told my 5 year old daughter that chickens had teeth in their bums, and that's why the don't have any in their beak.

When you see them sitting on eggs, they are actually eating them.

She believed me for a few moments, till I burst out laughing, then she paid me back by hitting and tickling me

that x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I had a dream one of my mates was driving a car sized dodgem a couple of nights ago on the road and he was just bumping into everything without a care in the world

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Conor’s here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Chicken nugget

Grumpy Nugget ??

I quite fancy a grumpy nug round about now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queefing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t hang a tv on the wall with gorilla glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A diamond is a chunk of coal that did well under pressure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

titties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbours

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Buckwheat is no wheat at all. It is the seed of the knot.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Something Random…

Turnip sandwiches

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I really like Taylor Swift.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Evening everyone

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've eaten too much cheese

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"The rug in the hall has moved again.

Omg ours does that! … I bought things that supposedly kept it in place … stupid rug still moves around

^ that’s fairly random still lol"

I thought they meant it moved by itself!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Graham souness is a handsome man

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I need to give someone a real tight deep spooning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have eaten too much n now I want snuggles!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Those bloody film lids on ready meals grind my gears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dream will be a reality one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

porcupine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you fed Henry

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cockwombles everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockwombles everywhere "

Are cockwombles better or worse than womblecocks?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cockwombles everywhere

Are cockwombles better or worse than womblecocks? "

They are worse...so much worse

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockwombles everywhere

Are cockwombles better or worse than womblecocks?

They are worse...so much worse"

Duely noted, thank you for clearing that up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kumquat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wibble

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Have you fed Henry

Always

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Rigger Boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's coming ho... Oh never mind

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"It's coming ho... Oh never mind

Hermes attempted to deliver it but it’s been returned to depot. Predictions are it will be left with a neighbour. Probably Italy

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It's coming ho... Oh never mind

Hermes attempted to deliver it but it’s been returned to depot. Predictions are it will be left with a neighbour. Probably Italy "

I could bring it home for you

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"It's coming ho... Oh never mind

Hermes attempted to deliver it but it’s been returned to depot. Predictions are it will be left with a neighbour. Probably Italy

I could bring it home for you

You flirt!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It's coming ho... Oh never mind

Hermes attempted to deliver it but it’s been returned to depot. Predictions are it will be left with a neighbour. Probably Italy

I could bring it home for you

You flirt!

Me? Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's coming ho... Oh never mind

Hermes attempted to deliver it but it’s been returned to depot. Predictions are it will be left with a neighbour. Probably Italy "

If we go around, knock and ask nicely, do you think they'll give it to us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you fed Henry

Always

Awww good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put a Bulgarian chicken & a English chicken together would they understand eachother?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buckwheat is no wheat at all. It is the seed of the knot. "

And I'm making buckwheat flatbread right now. As I'm trying to go gluten free.

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By *as_no_ideaCouple
over a year ago

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My nipples stand to attention when they are warm.... and hide when they are cold...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if my dog Rosa is sad that she doesn’t have opposable thumbs

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What happens to your lap when you stand up???

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a hedgehog just a naked womble?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

it seems 2 people have stole my signature saying!!!

Wibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Babaganoosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babaganoosh

Always reminds me of Kate Bush.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Constantinople

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babaganoosh

Always reminds me of Kate Bush. "

But that was Babooshka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a creep...I'm a weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rigger Boots

They’re on the list

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm a creep...I'm a weirdo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit on itttttt

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Bananas and fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enters the room. Looks round - confused then leaves

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm a creep...I'm a weirdo"

I know its your singing thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey man, did you touch my drumset

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Upside down bj

oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a creep...I'm a weirdo

I know its your singing thread "

just awesome

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm a creep...I'm a weirdo

I know its your singing thread

just awesome

Xxxx

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Shit on itttttt"

Shalom...

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Joy division Oven gloves - half man half biscuit!

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

"Shit on itttttt

Shalom..."

Lovely bit of squirrel Jackie!! Rip Sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a creep...I'm a weirdo

I know its your singing thread

just awesome

Xxxx

Love you flirting with me through my music

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Shit on itttttt

Shalom...

Lovely bit of squirrel Jackie!! Rip Sir. "

Such a shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should they not of been called weather indicators then?

Sounds like they're more accurate then the weather report

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit on itttttt

Shalom..."

Shalommmmmmm hellooo alllllll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there spiders on mars

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

My Mars bar has a spider on it.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Every time a bell rings, a penguin gets its soup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live laugh love

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

Just had dinner

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Babaganoosh

Always reminds me of Kate Bush. "

Yes I get that actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tickly feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever got something stuck in your vagina or men bums how did this happen and how was it fixed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m walking backwards to Christmas, it’s the only way to be.

I’m walking backwards to Christmas, follow me follow me follow me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goats is best

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Cornflakes were developed to control masturbation

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

I like turtles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love sucking toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckadoodledooooooo!

Oh … and a message to someone but only they’d understand? … I’d lick it all the wayyy

I’m waiting patiently

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By *unnyman84Man
over a year ago

maidstone

Peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me verified

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

Just had banana and Nutella icecream

Banatella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do, don't repair the toaster.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Whatever you do, don't repair the toaster."

Sorry but that made me laugh.

Hope you are ok!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

You know who you are

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

Morning glory again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like breakfast served in bed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like breakfast served in bed xx"

Me too. Smashed avocado with red chilli, chopped vine tomato , red onion, served with poached egg please! On sourdough toast x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like breakfast served in bed xx"

Cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like breakfast served in bed xx

Cucumber?"

Not the prickly one

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like breakfast served in bed xx

Me too. Smashed avocado with red chilli, chopped vine tomato , red onion, served with poached egg please! On sourdough toast x "

That sounds like a meal ..... I was thinking more bacon and eggy bread xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like breakfast served in bed xx

Cucumber?

Not the prickly one

xxx"

Just a small one

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Moved from against the wall sex to stand and carry sex - never miss leg day again

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Scrumple

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London

Why does a fridge have a light if you was not meant to have midnight snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twist my melons

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

It was on a combine harvester in Kenya during a solar eclipse. This is the PM thread, right?

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road

If i said what i wanted to say you would wonder why i said it, but if i dont say it i bet you would want to know what i was going to say

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By *ovestolickclitsMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Mercedes has 3 e's in it all pronounced differently

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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By *avid from farnboroughMan
over a year ago

Farnborough and Chepstow

Fisting ..not good for my grandparents

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Cheese

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By *ED00Woman
over a year ago

South Devon... Torbaydos

I wonder if Dolly really dose work 9 till 5 ???

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Don’t adopt a dwarf with learning disabilities. It’s not big and it’s not clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck my dog, they've done it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

titties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to go paddleboarding tomorrow?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Pajamas.

LvM

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

Why aren’t shorts half the price of trousers?

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By *ovestolickclitsMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Why does the shortened word of refrigerator have a d in it when the original doesn't?? (Fridge)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Barracuda

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By *issysbee69Woman
over a year ago

Brandenburg

Why is we drive on parkway but we park in a driveway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are whale bones found at some of the peaks of the himalayas, as it was once an ocean bed.

(True random fact.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schmuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you never see a baby pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does the shortened word of refrigerator have a d in it when the original doesn't?? (Fridge)"

It's a mystery. Possibly influenced by popular company Frigidaire or Latin word frigidarium.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what she said

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