FabSwingers.com forum: Your first thought when you woke up.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine was I really need to do my returns in town.

What was yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was I really need to do my returns in town.

What was yours?

Shit I'm late haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn. He escaped.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Why did I stay up so late last night?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Oh woopee doo, it's 3.50am !! No I didn't go back to sleep either

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

I'm awake!!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Bloody hell already! When the alarm went off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn. He escaped. "

This needs its own thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the mail brings my new dress for Club Shhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn. He escaped. "

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Ugh not again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urgh can't be arsed getting up

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I need a wee

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By *rgasms123Man
over a year ago

beckton

"Mine was I really need to do my returns in town.

What was yours?

Damn, I really need to unload to get this thing down

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm dying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dying...

Oh cripes. Get well soon

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By *ohnnyGentMan
over a year ago

london

I need to stop mixing.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck my life.

Think I said it out loud too

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

Shit it's raining again

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I need a wee and yippee it’s Friday

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

I hate work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn. He escaped. "

Don't worry... I'll be back for more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope the Stoltmans have made it through to the final!!

I know I know but was trying to find the results before I fell asleep

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By *agan gentlemenMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mine was I really need to do my returns in town.

What was yours?

Another day another dollar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I be the first to say good morning or has Sir beaten me to it?

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

This is the day…!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I wish it was Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to piss the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck my life.

Think I said it out loud too

Aw bless. Virtual hugs. Loud music with an upbeat theme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to piss the bed

I’m always just grateful I haven’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was not again because I was up most the night 6 loo trips

gave up at 4am

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I wish the dog would get off my leg is dead

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you actually hit snooze this time instead of turning your alarm off and being late you dozy moron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No work..

Da da da da da da

Woo hoo

It's a celebration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was not again because I was up most the night 6 loo trips

gave up at 4am"

I heard there was a resurgence of ‘vindaloo’ recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water.....i need water....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need coffee

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My butler awoke me at a ridiculous time this morning so I promptly fired him.

I then had sexual liaisons with the maid.

I may fire my cook later….Or possibly have sexual liaisons with them depending upon my mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My butler awoke me at a ridiculous time this morning so I promptly fired him.

I then had sexual liaisons with the maid.

I may fire my cook later….Or possibly have sexual liaisons with them depending upon my mood."

What would you like for lunch sir?

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've been letting my alarm go off for 2 hours!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"My butler awoke me at a ridiculous time this morning so I promptly fired him.

I then had sexual liaisons with the maid.

I may fire my cook later….Or possibly have sexual liaisons with them depending upon my mood.

What would you like for lunch sir? "

Yes…sexual liaisons it is then

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Ohh no! I've got to go to work! X

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I need a pee.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My butler awoke me at a ridiculous time this morning so I promptly fired him.

I then had sexual liaisons with the maid.

I may fire my cook later….Or possibly have sexual liaisons with them depending upon my mood.

What would you like for lunch sir?

Yes…sexual liaisons it is then

Bonus. I’ll clear the kitchen table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/06/21 13:23:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

England v Scotland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God got furniture from the to move for carpet cleaning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Her"

That's adorable

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Football. Then man

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Why has my body decided 6am is a good time to wake up when my alarm is set for 0730!!

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By *onesome swingerMan
over a year ago

Belfast

4am, I am awake and I have a day off. No chance of getting back over to sleep and I didn't

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What day is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning glory again

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

I'm still alive

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Ah crap, more mail to piss me off!

It takes the fun out of opening letters when you know it's going to be something pants and boring.....

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Damn I’m horny! Should I wake her up just so her verbal attack on me gets rid of this tent pole under the covers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn I’m horny! Should I wake her up just so her verbal attack on me gets rid of this tent pole under the covers? "

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

travel around a lot.

I need a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At my 4am alarm, it's usually 'for fucks sake'. Some mornings I say it out loud.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Hello cat, I presume you want feeding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if Daddy's legs fell off

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I wonder if Daddy's legs fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck I hate that alarm

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I wonder who am likely to piss off today one way or another due to my thick skin and broad shoulders.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Get fuel. I had to take Dad to the garage to pick his car up and was running on fumes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What day is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was surprised because I actually felt good this morning, and I wasn’t tired

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Something along the lines of “oh balls, already?!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish he was here

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

After cursing the alarm (standard any weekday). My first thought was, I'm glad its Friday. Been a long week at work.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Honestly it was …need to wash the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was about making ham sandwiches! I was dreaming about putting on a buffet and we’d run out of ham sandwiches!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Him

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a wee

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooo, not already

I hate early shifts

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Where am I?

I had a snooze in the back of my camper car and woke up totally confused just earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS, not again...

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