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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

--- you know the kind, blank but demand you have a visible face pic. Or the ones who can't travel or accommodate, and the young people who aren't looking for anyone over a certain age, but haven't figured out that you can set age limits... what's the actual point? It is a bit of a rant but more just an observation.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

To be fair I didn’t find the filters for a while when I joined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile is proper arsey.

But I really don't give 2hoots.

6yrs plus on here..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My profile is proper arsey.

But I really don't give 2hoots.

6yrs plus on here..lol"

Yeah but I'm not meaning arsey, I get that tbf. But the profiles that basically have no intention, seems to be loads of people here lately just wanting to pass some time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be fair I didn’t find the filters for a while when I joined. "

Some of them have been on here for over a year. Yet still have zero content at all, yet demand you have pics even facepics visible before messaging them. Crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age filters are fairly open as I like to chat to people, especially from the forums. But I put my "meet" age range in my bio. Not my fault 99% of guys don't read it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The overly aggressive ones always get me. They usually start off with something like ‘alright, i know how this works’ and then bark out a huge list of what they don’t like and who shouldn’t contact them. Obviously it’s fine to say what you don’t like but at least give people a clue about what you do like (other than moaning)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My age filters are fairly open as I like to chat to people, especially from the forums. But I put my "meet" age range in my bio. Not my fault 99% of guys don't read it lol"
I always read a profile before messaging. That's just manners I guess. But profiles over a year old and still zero content. What's the point?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm waiting for the next Brum social to say my goodbyes then I'm outta here unless I have a drastic shift in how I feel. So yeah, some people really are here to waste some time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a well thought out profile. Now it just says here for the forums.

I still get messages saying I love your profile, I think we can really connect etc.

I think that is why some people don't bother with their profiles as not everyone reads them.

As for the shopping list of likes/dislikes are they a bad idea. Not necessarily just sometimes the execution is lacking.

Let's face it profiles are damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I thought this was going to be a thread about humour, I’m a bit sad now because my profile is hilarious!

In all honesty, if people don’t want to/can’t be arsed to write a decent profile, I leave them to it. It’s none of my concern.

If we start pointing out the duplicity in people, then we’d never stop and probably implicate ourselves too. We’re all weird creatures who rarely see our own foibles and minor hypocrisies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the next Brum social to say my goodbyes then I'm outta here unless I have a drastic shift in how I feel. So yeah, some people really are here to waste some time."

Exactly my point

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm waiting for the next Brum social to say my goodbyes then I'm outta here unless I have a drastic shift in how I feel. So yeah, some people really are here to waste some time.

Exactly my point "

So what do you suggest? I leave now?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Did you mean strange, not funny?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm waiting for the next Brum social to say my goodbyes then I'm outta here unless I have a drastic shift in how I feel. So yeah, some people really are here to waste some time."

I only stayed (after d*unkenly joining back up) to go to the next STP, if there is one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a couple's profile local to me seeking for a female to join them in the bedroom, however the profile text describes their ideal meet as bearded with a fairy chest. I'm assuming they couldn't be bothered to update their profile properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a couple's profile local to me seeking for a female to join them in the bedroom, however the profile text describes their ideal meet as bearded with a fairy chest. I'm assuming they couldn't be bothered to update their profile properly. "

I meant a hairy chest, not a fairy chest!!!

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