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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Managed to stay awake forty of the forty five minute bus journey home and then fell asleep and missed my stop. Thankfully only by one, but still a long walk back, just want me bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you are home now, have a nice cuppa then get yaself to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a bummer! To think you could have popped an alarm on your phone and enjoyed a full 40 mins kip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a bummer! To think you could have popped an alarm on your phone and enjoyed a full 40 mins kip. "

Hindsight is a wonderful thing! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well you are home now, have a nice cuppa then get yaself to bed "

Yep home now, and feel loads better after my 3yr old told me he missed me and was welcomed to a squeeze of the face and a big kiss by him and an ear licking from the dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now do that on an intercity...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now do that on an intercity...

"

suddenly I don't feel so silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now do that on an intercity...

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I have too

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Managed to stay awake forty of the forty five minute bus journey home and then fell asleep and missed my stop. Thankfully only by one, but still a long walk back, just want me bed. "

Should have got a ride home in the company car. Twice as quick in rush hour as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Managed to stay awake forty of the forty five minute bus journey home and then fell asleep and missed my stop. Thankfully only by one, but still a long walk back, just want me bed.

Should have got a ride home in the company car. Twice as quick in rush hour as well "

Improper use of the service!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Managed to stay awake forty of the forty five minute bus journey home and then fell asleep and missed my stop. Thankfully only by one, but still a long walk back, just want me bed.

Should have got a ride home in the company car. Twice as quick in rush hour as well

Improper use of the service!

"

I think your toilet cleaner may share that opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Leave the toilet cleaner alone. She's a lovely quiet Russian girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And the multi purpose cleaner she uses smells lush!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"And the multi purpose cleaner she uses smells lush!"

Easy eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would be better if she doubled up as multipurpose security too, she's much better to look at than our security blokes!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What a bummer! To think you could have popped an alarm on your phone and enjoyed a full 40 mins kip.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing! X"

You can set some with different intensification levels of ring... start at a vibrate three stops before your and have at full pelt at your stop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a bummer! To think you could have popped an alarm on your phone and enjoyed a full 40 mins kip.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing! X

You can set some with different intensification levels of ring... start at a vibrate three stops before your and have at full pelt at your stop."

You seem very knowledgeable about the vibration settings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What a bummer! To think you could have popped an alarm on your phone and enjoyed a full 40 mins kip.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing! X

You can set some with different intensification levels of ring... start at a vibrate three stops before your and have at full pelt at your stop.

You seem very knowledgeable about the vibration settings "

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a bummer! To think you could have popped an alarm on your phone and enjoyed a full 40 mins kip.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing! X

You can set some with different intensification levels of ring... start at a vibrate three stops before your and have at full pelt at your stop.

You seem very knowledgeable about the vibration settings

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do "

Amen sista!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i done that on a train once and ended up in edinburgh.

how i dont know. all i know is it cost £140 to get back home.

after a few more drinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i done that on a train once and ended up in edinburgh.

how i dont know. all i know is it cost £140 to get back home.

after a few more drinks "

When in Rome . . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a bummer! To think you could have popped an alarm on your phone and enjoyed a full 40 mins kip.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing! X

You can set some with different intensification levels of ring... start at a vibrate three stops before your and have at full pelt at your stop."

You do know that if your phone breaks, bufter juice will still be classed as water damage and they won't pay out don't you?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What a bummer! To think you could have popped an alarm on your phone and enjoyed a full 40 mins kip.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing! X

You can set some with different intensification levels of ring... start at a vibrate three stops before your and have at full pelt at your stop.

You do know that if your phone breaks, bufter juice will still be classed as water damage and they won't pay out don't you? "

I'm sure a thread last week advised using a hair dryer on wet phones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a bummer! To think you could have popped an alarm on your phone and enjoyed a full 40 mins kip.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing! X

You can set some with different intensification levels of ring... start at a vibrate three stops before your and have at full pelt at your stop.

You do know that if your phone breaks, bufter juice will still be classed as water damage and they won't pay out don't you?

I'm sure a thread last week advised using a hair dryer on wet phones."

No, that could melt the innards. You need a pound of uncooked rice up your snatch and stick it in there for a day or two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a bummer! To think you could have popped an alarm on your phone and enjoyed a full 40 mins kip.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing! X

You can set some with different intensification levels of ring... start at a vibrate three stops before your and have at full pelt at your stop.

You do know that if your phone breaks, bufter juice will still be classed as water damage and they won't pay out don't you?

I'm sure a thread last week advised using a hair dryer on wet phones.

No, that could melt the innards. You need a pound of uncooked rice up your snatch and stick it in there for a day or two "

Is there a method to inserting said uncooked rice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a bummer! To think you could have popped an alarm on your phone and enjoyed a full 40 mins kip.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing! X

You can set some with different intensification levels of ring... start at a vibrate three stops before your and have at full pelt at your stop.

You do know that if your phone breaks, bufter juice will still be classed as water damage and they won't pay out don't you?

I'm sure a thread last week advised using a hair dryer on wet phones.

No, that could melt the innards. You need a pound of uncooked rice up your snatch and stick it in there for a day or two

Is there a method to inserting said uncooked rice?"

Not as such but Toby jugs are quite handy for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had to google that!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I had to google that!"

Toby jug?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had to google that!

Toby jug?"

Yes

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I had to google that!

Toby jug?

Yes "

Your too young

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had to google that!

Toby jug?

Yes

Your too young"

Yep

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