FabSwingers.com forum: How many sheets do you use…..

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

when wiping your bum?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't use sheets, I use toilet paper

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't use sheets, I use toilet paper

Which hand do you use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I occasionally loose the odd roll or 3

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I find a double fitted works well, you can manoeuvre the elastic corner deep inside the crack for maximum wipage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King size.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I occasionally loose the odd roll or 3

You must be loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't the real Q, how many sides

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I find a double fitted works well, you can manoeuvre the elastic corner deep inside the crack for maximum wipage. "

How deep though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a stick like the Romans did

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Isn't the real Q, how many sides

Fold it up.... pick a colour, pick a number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I occasionally loose the odd roll or 3

You must be loose

Loose anoose

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"King size. "

Kitchen roll?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I find a double fitted works well, you can manoeuvre the elastic corner deep inside the crack for maximum wipage.

How deep though? "

Small intestine deep

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Isn't the real Q, how many sides

This is normal isn’t it?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I use a dick like the Romans did"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PLENTY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't the real Q, how many sides

This is normal isn’t it?

we don't use 'normal' anymore, it makes the weirdos uncomfortable

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I find a double fitted works well, you can manoeuvre the elastic corner deep inside the crack for maximum wipage.

How deep though?

Small intestine deep "

Surely that’s classed as anal then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use a stick like the Romans did"

Is that where saying stick up your arse came from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do origami with mine when I'm pooping. It's so relaxing.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"PLENTY

Ah, Juan sheet

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

The toilet brush. Isn't that what it's for?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

So many factors… beer intake and type, red meat, veggies, roughage, curry… far to complex a subject to give an accurate response..!!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Do you stand or sit to wipe?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I just use the hose pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use a stick like the Romans did

Is that where saying stick up your arse came from

Ooh maybe, I’ll check on horrible histories, that’s where all my historical facts come from

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The toilet brush. Isn't that what it's for?

Ooohhh you kinky divil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLENTY

Ah, Juan sheet

*high five*

I prayed to jesus that you would understand what I meant

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"So many factors… beer intake and type, red meat, veggies, roughage, curry… far to complex a subject to give an accurate response..!!"

An average number then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The toilet brush. Isn't that what it's for?

That made my bum quiver

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Do you stand or sit to wipe? "

Stand for a deep clean

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Wet or dry..??

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"PLENTY

Ah, Juan sheet

*high five*

I prayed to jesus that you would understand what I meant "

And the mighty lord heard your prayers.

Amen

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Do you stand or sit to wipe?

Stand for a deep clean

One foot perched on the seat?

How can you stand for a deep clean? Would it not squish any remnants between yer cheeks?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Do you stand or sit to wipe?

Stand for a deep clean

One foot perched on the seat?

How can you stand for a deep clean? Would it not squish any remnants between yer cheeks? "

Yes. AKA clinckers

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Are you trying to find out who’s cack-handed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serious question but who here has wiped their bum and accidently poked a finger through the paper and touched the butthole?

Because I sure haven't!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Are you trying to find out who’s cack-handed?"

Touché!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Are you trying to find out who’s cack-handed?"

There’s a few lefties on here

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Serious question but who here has wiped their bum and accidently poked a finger through the paper and touched the butthole?

Because I sure haven't!!"

I’ve done it but it wasn’t by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious question but who here has wiped their bum and accidently poked a finger through the paper and touched the butthole?

Because I sure haven't!!"

That's a curious amount of detailed knowledge you possess though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious question but who here has wiped their bum and accidently poked a finger through the paper and touched the butthole?

Because I sure haven't!!

I’ve done it but it wasn’t by accident

A finger in the bum makes MrMystique cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious question but who here has wiped their bum and accidently poked a finger through the paper and touched the butthole?

Because I sure haven't!!

That's a curious amount of detailed knowledge you possess though

I don't have chocolate fingers!!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

No, you got chocolate fingernails Flo Jo!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Serious question but who here has wiped their bum and accidently poked a finger through the paper and touched the butthole?

Because I sure haven't!!

I’ve done it but it wasn’t by accident

A finger in the bum makes MrMystique cum"

A beautiful poem

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Are you trying to find out who’s cack-handed?

Touché!"

Douche

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Are you trying to find out who’s cack-handed?

There’s a few lefties on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill get one of my household staff to answer. I have noticed that sometimes I do seem to able to feel their fingertips a bit more so Im interested to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17 on a good poo.. 47 on a diarrhoea one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't the real Q, how many sides

Fold it up.... pick a colour, pick a number "

NBVN x

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping

I threw a hole role in the toilet the other day ,I meant to put it on the toilet roll holder ,but I must have had my mind on other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juan Sheet does Plenty

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I scoot about on the lawn with my legs open pulling myself along with my arms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I follow my arse.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

A knife & a plunger - for the loo, not my arse...

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Bidet by choice...

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

Wash with water n soap actually (.. I know

..I’ve been called OCD plenty times

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Seriously, if I have run out of loo rolls (on the odd occaision - it happens...) I'll use 3 or 4 sheets kitchen towel - max....

If it's good enough for Juan sheet (gedit?), it's good for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One up one down & one to shine

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

200

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"200"

That's one filthy arse

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"200

That's one filthy arse"

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

When we had the toilet roll shortage, I would pick up extra copies of the Lidl news mag just in case the country ran out of supplies. Desperate situations call for desperate measures, only used sheets would have gone out with the recycling rather than risk blocking the drains.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"When we had the toilet roll shortage, I would pick up extra copies of the Lidl news mag just in case the country ran out of supplies. Desperate situations call for desperate measures, only used sheets would have gone out with the recycling rather than risk blocking the drains. "

You can't recycle that- my pizza box will never look the same

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