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"ooo, depends on the context op, P.P! I drew when I was 15 copy of Dante Rosetti's "Proserpine" When I was in the loft during lockdown tidying stuff away I came across the part drawn/part painted hard board version I had done. The hands were not right, nor the lips..... It fucked me off as ateenager. Drew the hands again and lips. they are the hardest things to do as well as feet... Nailed it after a few hours! was well chuffed!!!!! what did you nail? Or should I not ask..... "You got there in the end eh! | |||
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"What did you do oh beautiful Peach?!
Jo.Xx "My profile text. I was too tired to carry the burden of it all. | |||
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"Have you been hammering m’lady? It’s a great feeling "I did do some hammering the other day. I got a cheapo plant pot but it didn't have any drainage. Instead of doing the sensible thing and burning a couple in, I got a screwdriver and a hammer | |||
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"Well, being absolutely literal about it, I did nail the garden fence panel a few weeks ago as it was a bit wobbly. Nailed it, and nailed it! Good as new! " Nice. I'm gonna be getting some trellis netting that I'll be attaching to the fence posts. I don't wanna get one that attaches to the panel itself in case the panel needs replacing. | |||
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"Have you been hammering m’lady? It’s a great feeling
I did do some hammering the other day. I got a cheapo plant pot but it didn't have any drainage. Instead of doing the sensible thing and burning a couple in, I got a screwdriver and a hammer " It’s now ‘flat pack’ I’m guessing  | |||
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"What did you do oh beautiful Peach?!
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My profile text. I was too tired to carry the burden of it all. "Sending you lots of love P. 
I hope your heart heals and finds love again. You so deserve peace and love. 
Jo.Xx
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"Have you been hammering m’lady? It’s a great feeling
I did do some hammering the other day. I got a cheapo plant pot but it didn't have any drainage. Instead of doing the sensible thing and burning a couple in, I got a screwdriver and a hammer
It’s now ‘flat pack’ I’m guessing "It's cracked to fuckery | |||
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"What did you do oh beautiful Peach?!
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My profile text. I was too tired to carry the burden of it all. "I can't be arsed to improve mine, you give it a crack | |||
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"I got paid to go to the pub today! #winningatlife" How can I sign up for this? | |||
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"I messed up in work last week big time. Finally sorted it and handed it x fingers for a new publication. " Awesome you sorted it now x | |||
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"What did you do oh beautiful Peach?!
Jo.Xx
My profile text. I was too tired to carry the burden of it all.
Sending you lots of love P.
I hope your heart heals and finds love again. You so deserve peace and love.
Jo.Xx
"Only love I welcome is that from myself, friends, son and dad. He broke me as far as anything else goes. | |||
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"I messed up in work last week big time. Finally sorted it and handed it x fingers for a new publication. Awesome you sorted it now x"Thank you relieved doesn't even cover it | |||
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"Shit's creek. Nicely done. I nailed fitting into new summer dresses and not hating my legs. Win. " GET THE FUCK IN! Proud of you | |||
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"I got paid to go to the pub today! #winningatlife" Jacksy bastard! | |||
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"What did you do oh beautiful Peach?!
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My profile text. I was too tired to carry the burden of it all.
I can't be arsed to improve mine, you give it a crack "Who said it needs improving? Pfft. | |||
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"I messed up in work last week big time. Finally sorted it and handed it x fingers for a new publication. " I crossed my toes for ya too | |||
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"Not nailed anything today could not be bothered......" You nailed not bothering | |||
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I did think I was going to spew a couple of times but made it through to the end | |||
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"I messed up in work last week big time. Finally sorted it and handed it x fingers for a new publication. I crossed my toes for ya too " Thank you peach | |||
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"Not nailed anything today could not be bothered...... You nailed not bothering " I guess I did thanks Peach....I do like the wording cuntwaffle..... | |||
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"I love the new profile blurb " I couldn't have been any more to the point I don't think. I think that's how I know I'm on borrowed time. Not wanting to be wanted, on here of all places. I learned when people want you, they do things that aren't always "kosher" | |||
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"I survived a kettle bell class without crying or wee-ing my pants
I did think I was going to spew a couple of times but made it through to the end "Fuuuùuuck, that's impressive | |||
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"I love the new profile blurb I couldn't have been any more to the point I don't think. I think that's how I know I'm on borrowed time. Not wanting to be wanted, on here of all places. I learned when people want you, they do things that aren't always "kosher" " You would have to be a Silly Billy to not get it. I know people on here call me beautiful when they haven't seen anything but an eye. Hence I don't believe them. | |||
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"What did you do oh beautiful Peach?!
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My profile text. I was too tired to carry the burden of it all.
I can't be arsed to improve mine, you give it a crack
Who said it needs improving? Pfft."I'll leave as is then
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"What ahd how to display data in a report I'm writing. Definitely getting the better of it in the last few days. Great feeling. " I looked at how to build a retaining garden wall earlier. I backed out coz I didn't even know what half the words meant. You have determination | |||
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"I love the new profile blurb I couldn't have been any more to the point I don't think. I think that's how I know I'm on borrowed time. Not wanting to be wanted, on here of all places. I learned when people want you, they do things that aren't always "kosher" You would have to be a Silly Billy to not get it. I know people on here call me beautiful when they haven't seen anything but an eye. Hence I don't believe them." Exactly. Wank innit | |||
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"I’m thinking of asking you to write my next profile rewrite for me. Go you. Defo nailed it. God damn cuntwaffles "I didn't even practice run, just went with it. Shocked myself | |||
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"What did you do oh beautiful Peach?!
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My profile text. I was too tired to carry the burden of it all. "And it is a true masterpiece.  | |||
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"Bowling in cricket. I've not played for 3 years and when I started again this year, it felt like I'd forgotten to do everything and was all over the place and was going to give it up again. A couple of tips and some practice, and I feel like my old self again "That's awesome. Best tip I have is a cotton bud these days. | |||
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"What did you do oh beautiful Peach?!
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My profile text. I was too tired to carry the burden of it all.
And it is a true masterpiece. "I was proud of the old one, it got too heavy. This one is light and easy to carry. Moving forward hopefully | |||
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"40mm ring shank nails at work today " Something do so with sharks you say? | |||
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"40mm ring shank nails at work today Something do so with sharks you say? " no sharks involved, just ring shank nails. | |||
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"Wait... Does that mean I'm also a cuntwaffle? "We all are, we just have varying levels. What makes you a cunt in someone else's eyes could make you a waffle in mine | |||
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"40mm ring shank nails at work today Something do so with sharks you say? no sharks involved, just ring shank nails. "You spanked someones ring?  | |||
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"Wait... Does that mean I'm also a cuntwaffle?
We all are, we just have varying levels. What makes you a cunt in someone else's eyes could make you a waffle in mine "Ohhhhh now that makes sense! We are both all of the time just to different people. | |||
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"40mm ring shank nails at work today Something do so with sharks you say? no sharks involved, just ring shank nails.
You spanked someones ring? "I prefer mine being spanked | |||
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"Wait... Does that mean I'm also a cuntwaffle?
We all are, we just have varying levels. What makes you a cunt in someone else's eyes could make you a waffle in mine
Ohhhhh now that makes sense! We are both all of the time just to different people. "Indeed. Some people lose their waffle tho. | |||
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"I nailed some battons to my fence for sweet peas and a climbing rose. Im really looking forward to seeing the plants grow and flower soon. Im also hoping to nail a job interview next week "Good luck | |||
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"This week ive finally cracked the 'human flag' at the gym so im pretty stoked at that "Give us a wave. | |||
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"I nailed some battons to my fence for sweet peas and a climbing rose. Im really looking forward to seeing the plants grow and flower soon. Im also hoping to nail a job interview next week "I'm all about the garden at the mo so feel your joy Good luck | |||
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"Oh I thought this was about the TV show Nailed It! The kids and I love it, it's cake baking challenges with not enough time to do a good job. Oh and they pick America's worst bakers possible... " Now that's something I could do! If failing is the desired outcome I'd be a natural | |||
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"Oh I thought this was about the TV show Nailed It! The kids and I love it, it's cake baking challenges with not enough time to do a good job. Oh and they pick America's worst bakers possible... Now that's something I could do! If failing is the desired outcome I'd be a natural" Positive thinking and all that | |||
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"Got my final assignment grade from college back today and all ready for starting uni september "That must have felt all fuzzy and pridey | |||
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"Got my final assignment grade from college back today and all ready for starting uni september
That must have felt all fuzzy and pridey "Yep on to the next chapter of studying mental health nursing | |||
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"Got my final assignment grade from college back today and all ready for starting uni september
That must have felt all fuzzy and pridey
Yep on to the next chapter of studying mental health nursing "Well if ya need a case study, there's plenty on here! | |||
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I've nailed weight loss. 18lbs down in the last few months. It's good to start seeing little changes finally. | |||
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"Your profile did make me laugh.
I've nailed weight loss. 18lbs down in the last few months. It's good to start seeing little changes finally. "Stop hiding. I want to see that bra ! | |||
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"Your profile did make me laugh.
I've nailed weight loss. 18lbs down in the last few months. It's good to start seeing little changes finally.
Stop hiding. I want to see that bra ! "I will send you pics! I took one of that skirt. I'll send them now. X | |||
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"Your profile did make me laugh.
I've nailed weight loss. 18lbs down in the last few months. It's good to start seeing little changes finally. "Seeing it happen, knowing it isn't in vain must be rewarding and inspiring. I'm too scared to try to lose what I've put on over the last year. | |||
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"Your profile did make me laugh.
I've nailed weight loss. 18lbs down in the last few months. It's good to start seeing little changes finally.
Seeing it happen, knowing it isn't in vain must be rewarding and inspiring. I'm too scared to try to lose what I've put on over the last year."It's difficult isn't it. I gained 4 stone after my daughter and then another stone in the first lockdown. I kept trying to lose it but it never happened but I somehow found the mindset a few months ago. It's good to remember that weight gain and bodies that aren't perfect are OK! And there's no point in trying if you don't feel like you are ready. I think it only makes things worse. You'll get there when the time is right for you. | |||
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"I’m thinking of asking you to write my next profile rewrite for me. Go you. Defo nailed it. God damn cuntwaffles
I didn't even practice run, just went with it. Shocked myself "It was meant to be then | |||
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"Not gonna a lie, I've had more messages tonight than I've had in the whole of last week. What The Fuck " You nailed it...... | |||
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"Not gonna a lie, I've had more messages tonight than I've had in the whole of last week. What The Fuck You nailed it...... "It's gone wrong ain't it. How the cunting fuckwombles can fuck off and leave me alone be misinterpreted?! | |||
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"Not gonna a lie, I've had more messages tonight than I've had in the whole of last week. What The Fuck You nailed it......
It's gone wrong ain't it. How the cunting fuckwombles can fuck off and leave me alone be misinterpreted?!"It's seen as a challenge from a feisty one | |||
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"Not gonna a lie, I've had more messages tonight than I've had in the whole of last week. What The Fuck You nailed it......
It's gone wrong ain't it. How the cunting fuckwombles can fuck off and leave me alone be misinterpreted?!"No idea don't know how much clearer you can make it....maybe add cunting fuckwombles to it.... | |||
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"And it felt quite liberating. Go me. What have you nailed lately? " Loose boards on the garden fence | |||
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