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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Who's the dad

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and trying to get back

It's him over there its not me I was washing my hair that night

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"It's him over there its not me I was washing my hair that night

It could be you

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and trying to get back

No definitely not I had Nora on the cross that night she better back me up

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who's the dad

But I used the pull out method. Dammit.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Who's the dad

But I used the pull out method. Dammit.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"No definitely not I had Nora on the cross that night she better back me up

She was away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Mystique

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Mr Mystique"

Nope his potato water didnt cut it

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Was it Colonel Mustard in the Library with the penis?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

Was it an immaculate conception?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Was it Colonel Mustard in the Library with the penis?"

Could be you

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Was it an immaculate conception?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many you expecting 2 3 4 do we know ?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"How many you expecting 2 3 4 do we know ?

Twins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim for the win.

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By *ojobinksMan
over a year ago

swindon

Who didn’t pull out lol

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Who didn’t pull out lol "

You

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By *ojobinksMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Who didn’t pull out lol

You "

Well when your in the moment what you gonna do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many you expecting 2 3 4 do we know ?

Twins"
got any names lined up ?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Who didn’t pull out lol

You

Well when your in the moment what you gonna do

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"How many you expecting 2 3 4 do we know ?

Twinsgot any names lined up ?

Diamond and Rose

Jimmy and karl

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

It’s definitely Mr Mystique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many you expecting 2 3 4 do we know ?

Twinsgot any names lined up ?

Diamond and Rose

Jimmy and karl "
named after anybody

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"It’s definitely Mr Mystique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hrithik Roshan lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I be the Godfather? I’ve always wanted to be called that (cue the famous film score!)

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Was it Colonel Mustard in the Library with the penis?

Could be you "

I didn’t have my penis out in the Library

Not after last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was Big Harold, wasn't it!!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Hrithik Roshan lol"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can I be the Godfather? I’ve always wanted to be called that (cue the famous film score!)

Yes xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Was it Colonel Mustard in the Library with the penis?

Could be you

I didn’t have my penis out in the Library

Not after last time

Was not conceived in a library

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Was it my amazing strap on?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"It was Big Harold, wasn't it!!

Nooo

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Was it Dave?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Was it my amazing strap on? "

Maybe x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Hrithik Roshan lol"

Even as a straight dude I have to say, he is a truly beautiful man! Those eyes!

Vidyut Jamwal and Tiger Shroff follow in second and third place respectively

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Hrithik Roshan lol

Even as a straight dude I have to say, he is a truly beautiful man! Those eyes!

Vidyut Jamwal and Tiger Shroff follow in second and third place respectively

Yes x

And John Abraham

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Hrithik Roshan lol

Even as a straight dude I have to say, he is a truly beautiful man! Those eyes!

Vidyut Jamwal and Tiger Shroff follow in second and third place respectively

Yes x

And John Abraham "

Oooo yesss!

But not Salman Khan (he’s a miserable bugger in real life to!)

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Hrithik Roshan lol

Even as a straight dude I have to say, he is a truly beautiful man! Those eyes!

Vidyut Jamwal and Tiger Shroff follow in second and third place respectively

Yes x

And John Abraham

Oooo yesss!

But not Salman Khan (he’s a miserable bugger in real life to!) "

I know x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your due date is September, I'm going to go for this bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shush, I told you not to announce it till if left the wife, ditched the mistress and hushed up my hareem.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

God by any chance? He has form.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"If your due date is September, I'm going to go for this bloke

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Not me I've been snipped

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Not me I've been snipped

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The turkey baster for the dad.......

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"The turkey baster for the dad.......

False alarm it was indigestion

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The turkey baster for the dad.......

False alarm it was indigestion "

Thank fuck for that, I was writing a begging letter to the child support people asking them to go lenient

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"The turkey baster for the dad.......

False alarm it was indigestion

Thank fuck for that, I was writing a begging letter to the child support people asking them to go lenient "

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Who's the dad

If you are pregnant that’s a hell of a “Maury” show….

P.s…. I am … NOT … the father

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Who's the dad

If you are pregnant that’s a hell of a “Maury” show….

P.s…. I am … NOT … the father

Why

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I've always wanted to be a dad, so I will adopt your offspring

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I've always wanted to be a dad, so I will adopt your offspring"

But your the dad

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By *argoyleMan
over a year ago

dudley

If it's me, I'll sue the surgeon who did my vasectomy !!!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

That would mean I would have to have had sex.

Unless the gestation period is over 12 months, definitely not me

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"That would mean I would have to have had sex.

Unless the gestation period is over 12 months, definitely not me"

You dreamt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone's pregnant it'll be your curtains because that's where I wipe my knob....lol

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"That would mean I would have to have had sex.

Unless the gestation period is over 12 months, definitely not me

You dreamt it"
dream jizz, potent stuff

. Everybody else had better watch out

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Yasmeen Can I be your business manager?

I'm not greedy 20% Me - you 80%.

The tour, the book, film, t-shirt etc.

wqhat you like at singing? We'll use Miley & Dua Lipa for writing. If your voice is crap we can synthesise it... never did Cher any harm....

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yasmeen Can I be your business manager?

I'm not greedy 20% Me - you 80%.

The tour, the book, film, t-shirt etc.

wqhat you like at singing? We'll use Miley & Dua Lipa for writing. If your voice is crap we can synthesise it... never did Cher any harm....

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"If anyone's pregnant it'll be your curtains because that's where I wipe my knob....lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's the dad

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Who's the dad

Me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull out method always used but always risky lol

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

"Was it Dave? "

No it wasn't me, and if it turns out be me, I'm suing that surgeon.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Was it Dave?

No it wasn't me, and if it turns out be me, I'm suing that surgeon."

No its not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm firing blanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a vasectomy 28years ago !

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Can't be me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it was just a big fart after all that?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Hrithik Roshan lol

Even as a straight dude I have to say, he is a truly beautiful man! Those eyes!

Vidyut Jamwal and Tiger Shroff follow in second and third place respectively

OMG never heard of the guy but yes totally gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great news congratulations I’ve got lots of kids and they’ve all enriched my life

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

"Was it Dave?

No it wasn't me, and if it turns out be me, I'm suing that surgeon.

No its not you "

Good, blame another Dave

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