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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what a funny old day it has been in the lounge.

So I have opened up my lounge for drinks, musings, ramblings etc.

All are welcome here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Babycham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of rum, please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Babycham

A Babycham on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of rum, please! "

White or dark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Babycham

A Babycham on the way"

Groovy

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Pornstar martini please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of rum, please!

White or dark? "

Ooh, dark - something like a Kraken or a Sailor Jerry

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Can I have some pork scratchings please?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Hello, glass of Savi B if you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Hope, that's kind. And how are you doing today? I hope things look a bit brighter today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini please "

Mixing away right now for you

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Mineral water ice and lemon please.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of rum, please!

White or dark?

Ooh, dark - something like a Kraken or a Sailor Jerry

Let's have a Sailor. Rum is for pirates after all

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Banana drequori please put it on my tab I'm having a session

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Do you know what I fancy, a Malibu and cola, someone mentioned it the other day and I've been craving one since. Thank you

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have some pork scratchings please?"

So long as I don't have to eat them

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Really fancy some strawberry Pimms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello, glass of Savi B if you please

It pleases me indeed

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Can I be a total weirdo? Can I have a strawberry daiquiri and some scampi fries please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakebite for me cheers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you Hope, that's kind. And how are you doing today? I hope things look a bit brighter today?

I am ok now thanks. There is always a flicker of hope on the horizon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you pee in my can of Fosters.

It needs refilling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mineral water ice and lemon please....."

Fizzy or still

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Banana drequori please put it on my tab I'm having a session

No tabs here it is a free bar at Ye Olde Hope Inn.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Mineral water ice and lemon please.....

Fizzy or still

Still please.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Hello, glass of Savi B if you please

It pleases me indeed

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you know what I fancy, a Malibu and cola, someone mentioned it the other day and I've been craving one since. Thank you

Jo x "

A very retro drink Jo, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you Hope, that's kind. And how are you doing today? I hope things look a bit brighter today?

I am ok now thanks. There is always a flicker of hope on the horizon

That's very good to hear.

. I'll have that drink now ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Really fancy some strawberry Pimms "

It is nearly Wimbledon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a total weirdo? Can I have a strawberry daiquiri and some scampi fries please? "

Should I be encouraging you with snacks

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Banana drequori please put it on my tab I'm having a session

No tabs here it is a free bar at Ye Olde Hope Inn.

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perfect hot tub and karaoke xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything yoy have....as long as it csn be main-lined right into my vein....its been a heinous day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a

please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snakebite for me cheers. "

On the way

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Can I be a total weirdo? Can I have a strawberry daiquiri and some scampi fries please?

Should I be encouraging you with snacks

Waaa try stopping me

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Strongbow please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you pee in my can of Fosters.

It needs refilling."

If only I could manage to pee into such a small target. I could get a job firing ping pong balls too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mineral water ice and lemon please.....

Fizzy or still

Still please.....

Good call, fizzy water is strange

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you Hope, that's kind. And how are you doing today? I hope things look a bit brighter today?

I am ok now thanks. There is always a flicker of hope on the horizon

That's very good to hear.

. I'll have that drink now ...

What may I get you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything yoy have....as long as it csn be main-lined right into my vein....its been a heinous day!!

Oh goodness. I have had a bad one too so I feel your pain. Drip feed bubbly on the way to make you sparkle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello, glass of Savi B if you please

It pleases me indeed

Cheers

Bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a total weirdo? Can I have a strawberry daiquiri and some scampi fries please?

Should I be encouraging you with snacks

Waaa try stopping me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strongbow please x

Be with you in a minute

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

"Strongbow please x

Be with you in a minute

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a long, stiff one please Hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a long, stiff one please Hope

Harvey Wallbanger?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Did anyone leave any messages for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a long, stiff one please Hope

Harvey Wallbanger?

Offtt hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did anyone leave any messages for me? "

Were you expecting one?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

You sit wherever you want Belle. This is a happy lounge.

On the rocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

Can i sandwich the other side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a long, stiff one please Hope

Harvey Wallbanger?

Offtt hello

Or how about a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

Can i sandwich the other side

Ask him nicely and I am sure it will be allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a long, stiff one please Hope

Harvey Wallbanger?

Offtt hello

Or how about a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall?"

OMG what a night this is going to be! I'm settling in

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

You sit wherever you want Belle. This is a happy lounge.

On the rocks? "

Yes please Hope x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a long, stiff one please Hope

Harvey Wallbanger?

Offtt hello

Or how about a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall?

OMG what a night this is going to be! I'm settling in"

We don't do anything by halves at my place

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hello dear Hope!

I'd like something non-alcoholic with no almond milk. Maybe chilled sparkling water with ice and some sliced strawberries?

Also I have Pride nails. Soft Pride nails because I have dinner with the in laws soon and don't want them to have a heart attack.

I hope you're good!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I fancy a whisky sour and a natter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

You sit wherever you want Belle. This is a happy lounge.

On the rocks?

Yes please Hope x"

I shall find you some Mickey Mouse shaped ice cubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

Can i sandwich the other side

Ask him nicely and I am sure it will be allowed

I’d love you to

… I’m still waiting for my pint though

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

Can i sandwich the other side

Ohh yes please

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

You sit wherever you want Belle. This is a happy lounge.

On the rocks?

Yes please Hope x

I shall find you some Mickey Mouse shaped ice cubes

Ohhh yes please

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hi Hope. I would love a porn star martini please. I really could do with a few drinks today xx

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Op, I can't get used to your two eyed pic.

Not a criticism just an observation from me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

Can i sandwich the other side

Ask him nicely and I am sure it will be allowed

I’d love you to

… I’m still waiting for my pint though

Good things come to those who wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a whisky sour and a natter"

I'm have a long comfortable screw up against a wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

Can i sandwich the other side

Ask him nicely and I am sure it will be allowed

I’d love you to

… I’m still waiting for my pint though

Good things come to those who wait

I’ll keep waiting then

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I fancy a whisky sour and a natter

I'm have a long comfortable screw up against a wall

I’ll give you one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

Can i sandwich the other side

Ask him nicely and I am sure it will be allowed

I’d love you to

… I’m still waiting for my pint though

I serve with a smile not speed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello dear Hope!

I'd like something non-alcoholic with no almond milk. Maybe chilled sparkling water with ice and some sliced strawberries?

Also I have Pride nails. Soft Pride nails because I have dinner with the in laws soon and don't want them to have a heart attack.

I hope you're good!"

Meli I

s ya but you do order like Sally in when Harry met Sally

I have crushed you some strawberries at the bottom of the glass with some slices at the top

Pic of the nails please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a whisky sour and a natter

I'm have a long comfortable screw up against a wall

I’ll give you one!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a whisky sour and a natter"

Sour I can do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please Hope

And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta

You sit wherever you want Belle. This is a happy lounge.

On the rocks?

Yes please Hope x

I shall find you some Mickey Mouse shaped ice cubes

Ohhh yes please

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I’m just going to sit here in this cost little corner, with my pipe and smoking jacket, nursing a gin and tonic, relaying ancient tales of times gone by.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Hope. I would love a porn star martini please. I really could do with a few drinks today xx"

Coming up Nora. I will get the second one on the go soon.

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I’m just going to sit here in this cost little corner, with my pipe and smoking jacket, nursing a gin and tonic, relaying ancient tales of times gone by.

*Cosy corner (stupid big fingers)!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op, I can't get used to your two eyed pic.

Not a criticism just an observation from me...

Just for you I have changed to one eye. Don't want you getting squiffy from having to look at two

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I fancy a whisky sour and a natter

Sour I can do

But you’re so sweet

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Good evening Hope. Hit me with a large one please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just going to sit here in this cost little corner, with my pipe and smoking jacket, nursing a gin and tonic, relaying ancient tales of times gone by.

Sounds like my kind of evening, minus the gin, pipe and smoking jacket

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Cuddles needed here and a glass of gin too please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Hope. Hit me with a large one please?

That would be my bum - boom boom

Harvey Wallbangers are my retro special this evening complete with environmentally friendly cocktail umbrellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything yoy have....as long as it csn be main-lined right into my vein....its been a heinous day!!

Oh goodness. I have had a bad one too so I feel your pain. Drip feed bubbly on the way to make you sparkle "

Youre a total beaut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuddles needed here and a glass of gin too please "

Huge hugs and a double gin right here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a whisky sour and a natter

Sour I can do

But you’re so sweet

Don't tell anyone

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m still on my bedside vigil so alcohol not appropriate but coffee and a chocolate biscuit would be appreciated thank you Hope xx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good evening Hope. Hit me with a large one please?

That would be my bum - boom boom

Harvey Wallbangers are my retro special this evening complete with environmentally friendly cocktail umbrellas

You can’t go far wrong with a little umbrella in your drink, it’s so glam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m still on my bedside vigil so alcohol not appropriate but coffee and a chocolate biscuit would be appreciated thank you Hope xx "

to you my friend.

Coffee, chocolate biscuits and and big hug to you all xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Hope. Hit me with a large one please?

That would be my bum - boom boom

Harvey Wallbangers are my retro special this evening complete with environmentally friendly cocktail umbrellas

You can’t go far wrong with a little umbrella in your drink, it’s so glam

Well I like to add a little bit of sparkle if I can x

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I fancy a whisky sour and a natter

Sour I can do

But you’re so sweet

Don't tell anyone

Mums the word

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m still on my bedside vigil so alcohol not appropriate but coffee and a chocolate biscuit would be appreciated thank you Hope xx

to you my friend.

Coffee, chocolate biscuits and and big hug to you all xx "

Thank you x

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By *igerhunkMan
over a year ago

Greater London

Good evening Hope

No umbrellas in my drinks they get in the way!!

A large G&T required after an easy day at work

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Vodka straight please

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Eeeee by gum; May I have an ice cold Fosters please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Hope

No umbrellas in my drinks they get in the way!!

A large G&T required after an easy day at work

Xx"

Spoilsport

On the way

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'll have a Speckled Hen from the pumps and some good banter too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka straight please

Coming up

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pint of rum, please!

White or dark? "

Spiced for me please. Oh hang on. I’ve got one already. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eeeee by gum; May I have an ice cold Fosters please? "

You may

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Oh, Hope. What a jolly idea!

I've been working hard today so no idea what's been going on in the forum, but I'm in the bath now & would love an ice cold Pepsi Max?

Just close your eyes to avoid the fat lady wallowing

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By *igerhunkMan
over a year ago

Greater London

"Vodka straight please

Oh god no!! That turns me loopy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Speckled Hen from the pumps and some good banter too."

Not sure my pumps have Speckled Hen

On the way sir!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Vodka straight please

Oh god no!! That turns me loopy lol"

Funny loopy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of rum, please!

White or dark?

Spiced for me please. Oh hang on. I’ve got one already. x"

That was for someone way up the top. You don't want to be drinking leftovers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, Hope. What a jolly idea!

I've been working hard today so no idea what's been going on in the forum, but I'm in the bath now & would love an ice cold Pepsi Max?

Just close your eyes to avoid the fat lady wallowing

Ice cold one coming up. And don't be silly

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hello dear Hope!

I'd like something non-alcoholic with no almond milk. Maybe chilled sparkling water with ice and some sliced strawberries?

Also I have Pride nails. Soft Pride nails because I have dinner with the in laws soon and don't want them to have a heart attack.

I hope you're good!

Meli I

s ya but you do order like Sally in when Harry met Sally

I have crushed you some strawberries at the bottom of the glass with some slices at the top

Pic of the nails please?"

How does Sally order? Like a bit of a pretentious twunt? I've got that dooooown. One picture will be winging its way to you shortly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello dear Hope!

I'd like something non-alcoholic with no almond milk. Maybe chilled sparkling water with ice and some sliced strawberries?

Also I have Pride nails. Soft Pride nails because I have dinner with the in laws soon and don't want them to have a heart attack.

I hope you're good!

Meli I

s ya but you do order like Sally in when Harry met Sally

I have crushed you some strawberries at the bottom of the glass with some slices at the top

Pic of the nails please?

How does Sally order? Like a bit of a pretentious twunt? I've got that dooooown. One picture will be winging its way to you shortly! "

You are not a pretentious taunt! She knows what she wants and how she wants it.

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By *igerhunkMan
over a year ago

Greater London

"Vodka straight please

Oh god no!! That turns me loopy lol

Funny loopy?

Yes funny loopy with a big dose of “how the fuck did I get here”

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Oh, Hope. What a jolly idea!

I've been working hard today so no idea what's been going on in the forum, but I'm in the bath now & would love an ice cold Pepsi Max?

Just close your eyes to avoid the fat lady wallowing

Ice cold one coming up. And don't be silly

Mwah!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Vodka straight please

Oh god no!! That turns me loopy lol

Funny loopy?

Yes funny loopy with a big dose of “how the fuck did I get here”"

Yep, me too.

Fun isn't it?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"How does Sally order? Like a bit of a pretentious twunt? I've got that dooooown. One picture will be winging its way to you shortly!

You are not a pretentious taunt! She knows what she wants and how she wants it. "

Oh I see! That applies in all areas of my life *nudge nudge wink wink*.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Perfect, two pints of ale please....

Oh and what ever Mrs Misfit is drinking.....

So make that four pints of ale please

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By *22Bee222Man
over a year ago

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Make mine a larger for now, I'll move onto the whiskey shortly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice large cold glass of wine please. It’s been a day for it x

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By *igerhunkMan
over a year ago

Greater London

The last time I went on a vodka bender I woke up naked in an empty bathtub….. in Spain!

Am loving my pornstar martini’s at the mo lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does Sally order? Like a bit of a pretentious twunt? I've got that dooooown. One picture will be winging its way to you shortly!

You are not a pretentious taunt! She knows what she wants and how she wants it.

Oh I see! That applies in all areas of my life *nudge nudge wink wink*.

If people hadn't guessed Meli is referring to that thing called sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perfect, two pints of ale please....

Oh and what ever Mrs Misfit is drinking.....

So make that four pints of ale please

Four pints on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make mine a larger for now, I'll move onto the whiskey shortly x"

One larger coming up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice large cold glass of wine please. It’s been a day for it x "

With pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The last time I went on a vodka bender I woke up naked in an empty bathtub….. in Spain!

Am loving my pornstar martini’s at the mo lol"

At least you know you cannot leave the country by accident at the moment

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By *inge1969Man
over a year ago

leeds

Just bought a bottle of JD just need some and ice

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Did anyone leave any messages for me?

Were you expecting one? "

Yeah there was a couple wanted to show me their etchings.. Or was it stamp collection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just bought a bottle of JD just need some and ice

Cola and ice on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did anyone leave any messages for me?

Were you expecting one?

Yeah there was a couple wanted to show me their etchings.. Or was it stamp collection. "

Oh those two. You have to be a bit wary of them

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A nice cold pint of cider with condensation rolling down the outside of the glass would be lovely please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice cold pint of cider with condensation rolling down the outside of the glass would be lovely please

That I can do.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Did anyone leave any messages for me?

Were you expecting one?

Yeah there was a couple wanted to show me their etchings.. Or was it stamp collection.

Oh those two. You have to be a bit wary of them

Good info thanks barkeep.... I'll have a pint of the black stuff while I'm pondering the error of my ways... And what bar snacks have you got to sell to me?

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By *22Bee222Man
over a year ago

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Excellent service!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Just leave the bottle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just leave the bottle. "

Any particular bottle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent service!

What would you like?

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By *ad habit to breakMan
over a year ago

South manchester

Jack Daniels Sinatra over 1 cube of ice and a Guinness with Schweppes Black current ( black current in first please to pink the head) .. thank you

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Pint please… and one for yourself…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack Daniels Sinatra over 1 cube of ice and a Guinness with Schweppes Black current ( black current in first please to pink the head) .. thank you "

Just off to find the Schweppes blackcurrant. Some people are so fussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint please… and one for yourself…"

Be there in a mo, looking for ^ blackcurrant

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Have you got a pack of cards behind the bar? I think it's time to get a game on the go and I think at this point in the evening darts maybe a little dangerous.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

As long as it is alcohol that will do me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of craft for me please! Got any nuts behind the bar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lord I am so sorry the relief bar person didn't turn up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you got a pack of cards behind the bar? I think it's time to get a game on the go and I think at this point in the evening darts maybe a little dangerous."

We like to live dangerously have the darts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as it is alcohol that will do me. "

Bottle of Pinot coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of craft for me please! Got any nuts behind the bar?

Plenty of nuts in here and some bar snacks too

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"Have you got a pack of cards behind the bar? I think it's time to get a game on the go and I think at this point in the evening darts maybe a little dangerous.

We like to live dangerously have the darts "

Now your talking. This is clearly our sort of place. All we need now to start round one is the first tray of shots please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you got a pack of cards behind the bar? I think it's time to get a game on the go and I think at this point in the evening darts maybe a little dangerous.

We like to live dangerously have the darts

Now your talking. This is clearly our sort of place. All we need now to start round one is the first tray of shots please."

Slippery nipples coming up

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hi Hope…..*waving .

May I have a sex on the beach please

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Just some iced tea unsweetened please hope, don't drink alcohol anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Hope…..*waving .

May I have a sex on the beach please"

Hey beautiful of course you may x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just some iced tea unsweetened please hope, don't drink alcohol anymore"

I don't drink at all. Sometimes I have to Google the drinks

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Really fancy some strawberry Pimms

It is nearly Wimbledon

Yep, got my tickets today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Really fancy some strawberry Pimms

It is nearly Wimbledon

Yep, got my tickets today

Fantastic. I used to work in the Press Centre at Wimbledon back in the 90's. The atmosphere around the place is brilliant.

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