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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There’s some right shit on today so here is your chance to create as cynical and crap a new TV game show as humanly imaginable.

The best one will be commissioned by ITV.

I’m going for, The Masked Shitter wherein a mystery celebrity in a costume will…..well, you’ve probably guessed what they will do from the title and a panel of forgettable judges will have to guess who it is.

Over to you go folks

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

Whose crime is it anyway?

A bunch of actors and one convicted felon line up. Asking only yes or no questions you have to establish the crime and criminal.

Rounds could include miming carrying out said crime, lucky dip - diving into a comically large bag to find equipment used etc

I'm thinking either Paddy Mcguinness ("let the con see the job") or Danny Dyer to host

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celebrity Arse

Celebrities line up behind a sheet and stick their arse through holes, and the contestants have to guess who's arse it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through the Butthole?

Contestants have to guess whose celebrity colon is being looked at.

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

Not a full show, more like a round on generation game -

(cock) ring toss. Team game where one contestants takes turns throwing a ring at a fella's erect penis to score a point by looping it. Partner's job is to keep him hard without physical contact

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am liking these ideas!

(as are the studio executives at ITV who are hurriedly taking notes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SpunkEye

Like Bullseyes except one of the contestants' face has a target drawn on it. Get the spunk in the eye for a top score.

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby


"SpunkEye

Like Bullseyes except one of the contestants' face has a target drawn on it. Get the spunk in the eye for a top score."

I can already hear the prize announcements "Innnnn 1!" A year's supply of contact lenses

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Mr and Mrs and Mr and Mrs..

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

Wheel of Fucktune - same board as wheel of fortune but every hidden word or phrase is an innuendo or position.

Instead of accumulation of points you aquire seconds and the grand prize is spending that amount of time with that week's celeb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celebrity Death Island

Instead of voting celebrities off the show the public vote for who you want in the show. Last celebrity standing wins.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

First Dates: The Jump: Attention seeking celebs jump out of a plane and have to pair up with one another before they hit the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First Dates: The Jump: Attention seeking celebs jump out of a plane and have to pair up with one another before they hit the ground."

Parachute only opens if they match up?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dancing On Shite: Washed up celebs learn Morris dancing in a sewage works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dancing On Shite: Washed up celebs learn Morris dancing in a sewage works.

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Love it

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By *ojobinksMan
over a year ago

swindon


"First Dates: The Jump: Attention seeking celebs jump out of a plane and have to pair up with one another before they hit the ground.

Parachute only opens if they match up?"

Imagine the mess ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strike It Mucky.

Same as the Barrymore show except the buttons are all anuses.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"First Dates: The Jump: Attention seeking celebs jump out of a plane and have to pair up with one another before they hit the ground.

Parachute only opens if they match up?"

Yes, but unbeknown to them, their landing zone has been heavily mined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SpunkEye

Like Bullseyes except one of the contestants' face has a target drawn on it. Get the spunk in the eye for a top score."

Bob Spunkhouse could be the game show host.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

DIY SAS: Celebs are given some planks of wood and about twenty minutes to build a defensive position before the SAS abseil out of helicopters and take the buggers out.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yorkshire Farm Blind Date: Celebs are blindfolded and let loose in the cattle shed in order to find a date. Will they get lucky and find another celeb to pair up with or will they instead come across the resident inseminating bull….?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripping point, every token over you take an item of clothes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through the glory hole "now who would poke their cock in a hole like this, David it's over to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess whose top this is:

Celebs donate one item of torso wear to a hundred hand picked audience members for their hands on examination of.

They then have to choose what celeb from among 4 that item belongs too.

Of course the celebs are trying to stitch them up.

Guaranteed to have us in stitches too!

I need water...I'm dehydrating!!

PS I have not read but first two of prior suggestions so my idea may have already been stolen.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Through the glory hole.

10 couples, you have to reach through and guess which one is your partners privates. Those through to the next round have to identify their partners bum (we would definitely get that one!). Then the boob round. It will be hosted by Holly Willoughby as she's a bit short of work

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Word game

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Degeneration Game: Vernon Kay/Paddy McGuinness/Phillip Scofield or some other typically mediocre host tasks a group of Love Island type nob heads and sets them the task of copulating ineptly and indiscriminately on a conveyor belt for three minutes.

After this time they will be asked to recall the names of the people (and the cuddly toy) they have just frolicked with.

The winner is given an STD test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready Steady Fuck

Members of the public bring an assortment of things they have round the house and have a professional sex toy maker create a sex toy. They then get to try it out. First to orgasm wins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink Yer Pint Right.

A game show for celebs to show off their drinking prowess (and humourously talk about their exploits while around their favourite lagers/beer without hopefully naming those names)

the game is also in the general public guessing which brew it is?

Which they vote on by Telephone.

First to guess gets a specially signed celeb beer mat and £200 pounds worth of free beer advertising.

Scarf, hat, gloves etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

STRIKE IT, DUCKY

Two ageing (and slightly camp) homosexuals engage in some light BDSM in an attempt to find each other's hotspot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PLAY YOUR KURDS RIGHT

A group of Sunni Muslims take part in the popular high/low format in an attempt to win disputed areas of Turkey and Syria.

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

15 to 1 - Bukkake party game show where the last to cum wins a grand

eggheads - General knowledge quiz show where a wrong answer means your toy is turned on until you get a question right

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