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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You’re in jail, what did you do? How long did you get? Who did you commit your crime with, or, are you innocent, a scapegoat ….

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

In jail for being caught shagging in public… get 1 month inside , as part of the sentence I’m given porn to look at but cannot wank..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran someone over distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts ... guilty

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

*twirls moustache*

They’ll never catch me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ran someone over distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts ... guilty"

Haha! Poor person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re in jail, what did you do? How long did you get? Who did you commit your crime with, or, are you innocent, a scapegoat …."

Banged up in Cyprus it’s a long story but was no joke lucky it was only 18 days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re in jail, what did you do? How long did you get? Who did you commit your crime with, or, are you innocent, a scapegoat ….

Banged up in Cyprus it’s a long story but was no joke lucky it was only 18 days "

I meant as a game, not really if you went to jail.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oh my.

Yes I'm guilty.

I probably did it manically laughing and crying at the same time.

If you left your dog in the car on a hot day, it was me that smashed your windows and wrote cunt across the bonnet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my.

Yes I'm guilty.

I probably did it manically laughing and crying at the same time.

If you left your dog in the car on a hot day, it was me that smashed your windows and wrote cunt across the bonnet "

Totally releasing you from jail for that. Not guilty!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

I probably got time for having criminal taste in underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely some crime of passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was in jail once and ran a course - did not like it - to many keys to lose.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

International arms dealing.......

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s all a mistake, I only went into the prison to fix the toilet, anyway turns out as I was bent over Mr Big took a fancy to me and I’ve been in ever since.

Hellllllllllppppppppppp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a angle so wouldn’t go to jail

Ooo god I am cracking some jokes to day ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re in jail, what did you do? How long did you get? Who did you commit your crime with, or, are you innocent, a scapegoat ….

Banged up in Cyprus it’s a long story but was no joke lucky it was only 18 days

I meant as a game, not really if you went to jail. "

ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a angle so wouldn’t go to jail

Ooo god I am cracking some jokes to day ha ha "

You sound a right angle to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a angle so wouldn’t go to jail

Ooo god I am cracking some jokes to day ha ha

You sound a right angle to me "

Awww thank you so much xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ran someone over distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts ... guilty"

That’s a fair call. They’re magnificent breasts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I probably got time for having criminal taste in underwear "

Agreed

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I landed on the wrong square in Monopoly and hadn’t been lucky enough to get the right Chance card

I’m presently waiting to roll a double….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I landed on the wrong square in Monopoly and hadn’t been lucky enough to get the right Chance card

I’m presently waiting to roll a double…."

You win

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Hard.shoulder of the M1


"You sound a right angle to me "

Don’t be so obtuse

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Andover

I'm in jail as I work there - guilty of accepting a job offer

Found the 4 other swingers and converted one to swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would defo be for some kind of money making scheme! And I’d spend my time in jail trying to break the world record for chin ups haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in jail as I work there - guilty of accepting a job offer

Found the 4 other swingers and converted one to swinging "

Haha! Did you actually? Brilliant

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

I blew up Parliament, on appeal it was decided it was in the public interest and I became a national hero.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other "

Can I join in next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely some crime of passion "

Ohh yes

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other

Can I join in next time "

Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ran someone over distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts ... guilty"

I ran over someone lying on the ground who had just been run over, as I was also distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts....

I shared a cell with a guy who was as obsessed with incredibly perfect breasts as me.....

The time flew by!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other

Can I join in next time

Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime "

Haha! We should ask midnight to join us, she’s a naughty little girl too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ran someone over distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts ... guilty

I ran over someone lying on the ground who had just been run over, as I was also distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts....

I shared a cell with a guy who was as obsessed with incredibly perfect breasts as me.....

The time flew by!

"

Guess who’s your jailer

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other

Can I join in next time

Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime

Haha! We should ask midnight to join us, she’s a naughty little girl too "

Can you imagine the chaos we could create? Oh my bratty days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jailed again for being too damn sexy. It's my cross to bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other

Can I join in next time

Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime

Haha! We should ask midnight to join us, she’s a naughty little girl too

Can you imagine the chaos we could create? Oh my bratty days "

I actually think we should arrange it

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other

Can I join in next time

Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime

Haha! We should ask midnight to join us, she’s a naughty little girl too

Can you imagine the chaos we could create? Oh my bratty days

I actually think we should arrange it "

That would be immense, though I doubt I'll be sitting comfortably for a while after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other

Can I join in next time

Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime

Haha! We should ask midnight to join us, she’s a naughty little girl too

Can you imagine the chaos we could create? Oh my bratty days

I actually think we should arrange it

That would be immense, though I doubt I'll be sitting comfortably for a while after "

That’s part of the fun isn’t it?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"In in jail for poking someone in the ribs, sticking my tongue out at them and running away. I did it with another naughty girl. We're not going to jail but going to have a spanking. And we'll both blame the other

Can I join in next time

Funnily enough was thinking of you as my partner in crime

Haha! We should ask midnight to join us, she’s a naughty little girl too

Can you imagine the chaos we could create? Oh my bratty days

I actually think we should arrange it

That would be immense, though I doubt I'll be sitting comfortably for a while after

That’s part of the fun isn’t it?"

Most definitely

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

The year is 2037, the £ has collapsed and Freddo's are the new currency.

I am currently serving 25 years for raiding the cadbury factory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The year is 2037, the £ has collapsed and Freddo's are the new currency.

I am currently serving 25 years for raiding the cadbury factory."

Love the backstory haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ran someone over distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts ... guilty

I ran over someone lying on the ground who had just been run over, as I was also distracted by your incredibly perfect breasts....

I shared a cell with a guy who was as obsessed with incredibly perfect breasts as me.....

The time flew by!

Guess who’s your jailer "

No parole for me.... I HOPE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The year is 2037, the £ has collapsed and Freddo's are the new currency.

I am currently serving 25 years for raiding the cadbury factory."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty....

Teased the Mr, turned him on, got mine and got off before he got his while laughing.

I'm in jail till I repent for my sins and pay back what he's owed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guilty....

Teased the Mr, turned him on, got mine and got off before he got his while laughing.

I'm in jail till I repent for my sins and pay back what he's owed. "

*PW (not used to this yet )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used the wrong knife and fork at a posh doo insulting the host.

I am due at the gallows on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in jail, I am guilty of landing on the wrong square … but hopefully I will role a double and get out of jail.

Mr HH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am in jail, I am guilty of landing on the wrong square … but hopefully I will role a double and get out of jail.

Mr HH"

I’ll break you out of jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got dragged into jail for rubbing my boobs up against yours for too long

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Crimes against flirting, they put me away so I couldn't inflict the horrificness of mine on anyone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got dragged into jail for rubbing my boobs up against yours for too long "

As long as I’m banged by, er, up with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crimes against flirting, they put me away so I couldn't inflict the horrificness of mine on anyone else "

You can join me and kinky

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"You’re in jail, what did you do? How long did you get? Who did you commit your crime with, or, are you innocent, a scapegoat ….

Banged up in Cyprus it’s a long story but was no joke lucky it was only 18 days

I meant as a game, not really if you went to jail. "

I'd like to know who the jailbirds are, a more interesting game (imo).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re in jail, what did you do? How long did you get? Who did you commit your crime with, or, are you innocent, a scapegoat ….

Banged up in Cyprus it’s a long story but was no joke lucky it was only 18 days

I meant as a game, not really if you went to jail.

I'd like to know who the jailbirds are, a more interesting game (imo)."

I’ll leave that thread for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crimes against flirting, they put me away so I couldn't inflict the horrificness of mine on anyone else

You can join me and kinky "

Ooh us three banged up together

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I farted got two years blamed my tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I killed my rapist and got a life sentence, no parole,

May as well have got a death sentence

The rapist got off Scot free cos he is a cop

Such is life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can’t do the time, don’r do the crime. Either that or be smart enough to never get caught!

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