FabSwingers.com forum: Bollocks....

By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Aren't they great......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the way they hang, like an overweight bat.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

No they are not great. They are a fucking joke from mother nature.

Who the fuck evolves such a delicate and important part of the body externally!? This stupid mother fucker, that's who.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Blowin` In The Wind

Bob Dylan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the way they hang, like an overweight bat."

ROFL.. brilliant

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Love them. Fascinating things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow on them watch them react

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them, especially when they are in my mouth

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I sat on mine the other day

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I sat on mine the other day

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Love them, especially when they are in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love them, especially when they are in my mouth

Girl after my own heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love them, especially when they are in my mouth

Now THIS sounds like a plan...

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Two spherical objects, one word.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The very word is one of my favourites in the English language as is its old version, ‘Ballocks’.

Versatile to; ‘Behold my bollocks.’, ‘What the bollocks is that?!’, ‘What a bollocking mess!’ etc.

Hail the bollocks everyone

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

They’re the dogs they are

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

BALLS.....

Fotballs - yes!

Cricket balls/compound balls - yes!

Male Genitalia - NO! God's got a bloody good sense of humour or is he a she?

Never in the history of women have I heard " I just love a good chew on a male ball bag..." NEVER!!!!!!!

I have quite reasonably big kerb hangers (modestly just sayin' - don't do bragging - just not me!) Just like my dear old "Pa-Par"???

Sometimes when I go to sit in my car normally (as you do), all of a sudden when my bum hits the seat my jeans tighten up & it becomes very uncomfortable in the ball bag region (no I have not got a hard on - just in cas anyone asks....), all of a sudden I can't get my Squirrel nutkins twins to relax. I then have to put my hands down my jeans to correct the un-comfortable-ness. It really is quite painfull! Funny & seriously.....

Do women have this problem with their tatas (boobs), when the put a fresh bra on say in the morning before a given activity? Do they have to re-allign the twins?

I never get it right! it pisses me off!!!!! Mega uncomfortable....

OMG this has just become a "Dear Dierdrie" bit.......

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"BALLS.....

Fotballs - yes!

Cricket balls/compound balls - yes!

Male Genitalia - NO! God's got a bloody good sense of humour or is he a she?

Never in the history of women have I heard " I just love a good chew on a male ball bag..." NEVER!!!!!!!

I have quite reasonably big kerb hangers (modestly just sayin' - don't do bragging - just not me!) Just like my dear old "Pa-Par"???

Do women have this problem with their tatas (boobs), when the put a fresh bra on say in the morning before a given activity? Do they have to re-allign the twins?

I never get it right! it pisses me off!!!!! Mega uncomfortable....

OMG this has just become a "Dear Dierdrie" bit.......

I feel thy pain brother.

I call it a ‘Ball Saw’ - when one sits down in tight jeans and the central seam cuts painfully and deeply into the man orbs.

‘Tis not a pleasant sensation. No sir

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Caroline has a nice bollock dagger - and Dave has a very fancy bollock knife, so yes, we like our bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love them, especially when they are in my mouth

Girl after my own heart

...but not my bollocks

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I like the way they hang, like an overweight bat."

I prefer the tight ones not the hangy ones! And completely shaved! Nice and neat and suckable! X

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