FabSwingers.com forum: Which 3 items?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I get the feeling it’s going to be a long day.

So stranded on a desert island with only three items of your choice.

What are they and why?!

Will be popping in as and when I can between a dull day in work

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Gin music and a boat

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation….

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Gin, towel to lie on, after sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation…. "

Why the toilet U-bend?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Machete, metal bowl or tin, 100m parachute cord. New Life in the Sun for CG!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin, towel to lie on, after sun

I’ll swap the Gin for whisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tweezers because they have many uses.

Music because its good for the soul.

And D because he goes where I go.

Jo.Xx

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation….

Why the toilet U-bend?!"

It both doubles as both a hygenic plumbing aid as well as a field expedient snorkel. Well….that’s what Bear told me

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

My priorities would be clean water, shelter and food.

So, I’d want some binoculars, good for spotting passing ships but also to focus the sun to make fire.

I’d want a machete to chop wood and make stuff like a bed and shelter.

And some fishing hooks and line to catch fold.

Either that or an all inclusive hotel!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Drawing book, never ending pencil and sun cream

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"My priorities would be clean water, shelter and food.

So, I’d want some binoculars, good for spotting passing ships but also to focus the sun to make fire.

I’d want a machete to chop wood and make stuff like a bed and shelter.

And some fishing hooks and line to catch fold.

Either that or an all inclusive hotel! "

*food

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth "

Jesus Chris !

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Just a woman's handbag because they have everything in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small axe, a wind up radio, a photo of a loved one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation….

Why the toilet U-bend?!"

I know why

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth "

I’ll take the other Chris, that’s Packham; He’ll be great at identifying if that’s a rescue ship on the horizon or else a humpback whale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a volleyball, an ice skate and some VCR cassettes

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By *eauNaturelMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

Sun cream - I have ginger skin

A decent knife - so many uses

A mirror - you're never alone with a mirror... And I look great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tent

Food seasoning

A survival guide book

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation….

Why the toilet U-bend?!

I know why

Don’t forget to bring the squirty cream….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a woman's handbag because they have everything in there

lol so long as it’s not mine! It would be useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel"

That's 4

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A magic machine that dispenses and food, drink or medical item I need.

A huge canopied day bed.

A sexy man to keep me entertained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation….

Why the toilet U-bend?!

I know why

Don’t forget to bring the squirty cream….

My three are a toilet U-bend, squirty cream and _ensuallover1000. Hours of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation….

Why the toilet U-bend?!

It both doubles as both a hygenic plumbing aid as well as a field expedient snorkel. Well….that’s what Bear told me

Ah ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists ! "

smart arse and you know I'm not lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My leatherman, length of rope and a heat resistant pot for cooking. Set up camp and enjoybthe peace and quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

smart arse and you know I'm not lying

Who, moi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A machete - handy in many ways from chopping wood to carving bowls/tools.

A hammock - safer off the ground to sleep on…

Music/radio to keep me entertained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists ! "

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food water tent

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brewers yeast so I can keep a supply of beer on the go, an oil drum for brewing in and a multitool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you."

Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

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By *ewkesbury cowboyMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Rum, satellite phone, scarlett Johansson

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

Tell me more about the squirrel? What’s with that choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A magic machine that dispenses and food, drink or medical item I need.

A huge canopied day bed.

A sexy man to keep me entertained."
you've been thinking about this for a while haven't you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

It's obvious.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A magic machine that dispenses and food, drink or medical item I need.

A huge canopied day bed.

A sexy man to keep me entertained. you've been thinking about this for a while haven't you

It's all I've been thinking about in this heat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

A fuck off big cruise ship.

A maritime pilot.

A map.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.

Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me

...is it solar powered? That's way too cool!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fuck off big cruise ship.

A maritime pilot.

A map."

Lol this made me laugh!

Can I join you please?!

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

"Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth

Jesus Chris !

If I'm perishing on tropical island I'm going in ultimate pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.

Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me

But the internet isn't in your phone.

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By *ack Genuine BullMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

A drivers side door off a 1973 ford Escort........

So if it gets too hot I can always wind the window down!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"A fuck off big cruise ship.

A maritime pilot.

A map.

Lol this made me laugh!

Can I join you please?!

and Minxie.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Practicalities first, luxuries later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Practicalities first, luxuries later

Well you never know who else might turn up..or what they bring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.

Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me

...is it solar powered? That's way too cool!"

I'm not on the bleeding island yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.

Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me

But the internet isn't in your phone."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

It's obvious. "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Sun cream

Whiskey

My pet snail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

It's obvious.

So come on….why squirrels?!?!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

Tell me more about the squirrel? What’s with that choice?

Well we all need a friend right, to cuddle with, chatter to, exercise with.. And he can run up the tree and get us both coconuts

Of course I'll share my lollies with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sun cream

Whiskey

My pet snail

She gets it

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Fishing tackle

Walking boots

A copy of the best of Readers Wives 1989

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

Tell me more about the squirrel? What’s with that choice?

Well we all need a friend right, to cuddle with, chatter to, exercise with.. And he can run up the tree and get us both coconuts

Of course I'll share my lollies with him"

Well it’s obvious when you explain it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

It's obvious.

So come on….why squirrels?!?!??

'cos they're nuts innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.

Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me

But the internet isn't in your phone.

You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

Tell me more about the squirrel? What’s with that choice?

Well we all need a friend right, to cuddle with, chatter to, exercise with.. And he can run up the tree and get us both coconuts

Of course I'll share my lollies with him

Well it’s obvious when you explain it! "

Bet you wish you'd put Midnight on your essentials list now

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

Tell me more about the squirrel? What’s with that choice?

Well we all need a friend right, to cuddle with, chatter to, exercise with.. And he can run up the tree and get us both coconuts

Of course I'll share my lollies with him

Well it’s obvious when you explain it!

Bet you wish you'd put Midnight on your essentials list now

It’s not to late to change my mind. Plus I get added ice lollies and a squirrel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.

Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me

But the internet isn't in your phone.

You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone

Pfffttt...you are not going to last long on your island with an attitude like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

Tell me more about the squirrel? What’s with that choice?

Well we all need a friend right, to cuddle with, chatter to, exercise with.. And he can run up the tree and get us both coconuts

Of course I'll share my lollies with him

Well it’s obvious when you explain it!

Bet you wish you'd put Midnight on your essentials list now

It’s not to late to change my mind. Plus I get added ice lollies and a squirrel! "

Haha its a win win!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

My toolbox.

A 32 foot sunseeker

And

The OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.

Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me

But the internet isn't in your phone.

You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone

Pfffttt...you are not going to last long on your island with an attitude like that

Stop winding the techie up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My three items:

-midnight-

rope

unlimited supply of nettles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

It's obvious.

So come on….why squirrels?!?!??

'cos they're nuts innit "

Well this threads cheering my work day no end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My toolbox.

A 32 foot sunseeker

And

The OP.

good choices! I’d talk you to sleep and am damn handy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.

Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me

But the internet isn't in your phone.

You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone

Pfffttt...you are not going to last long on your island with an attitude like that

Stop winding the techie up!

wanna suck my lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take 3 wise women for company.

We will make things we need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My three items:

-midnight-

rope

unlimited supply of nettles

ROFL.... oh crap... Not sure whuch way to run, but I'm already screaming

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

up a bit, right a bit...that's the spot

A machete - multi-use tool

Sun cream - because I have vampire skin

Him - I may as well have someone I like and want to get jiggy with there, I'd be awfully lonely and bored if not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone, solar charger, machete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

It's obvious.

So come on….why squirrels?!?!??

'cos they're nuts innit

Well this threads cheering my work day no end

It's singlehandedly reducing my productivity! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.

Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me

But the internet isn't in your phone.

You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone

Pfffttt...you are not going to last long on your island with an attitude like that

Stop winding the techie up!

wanna suck my lolly

Yes or I'll switch your internet off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

It's obvious.

So come on….why squirrels?!?!??

'cos they're nuts innit

Well this threads cheering my work day no end

It's singlehandedly reducing my productivity! LOL"

Lucky for me systems crashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.

Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me

But the internet isn't in your phone.

You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone

Pfffttt...you are not going to last long on your island with an attitude like that

Stop winding the techie up!

wanna suck my lolly

Yes or I'll switch your internet off

I'm gonna blow clouds over your island

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd take 3 wise women for company.

We will make things we need.

Ohhh I’m not sure I could cope with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously

Nobody asked me about the squirrel

It's obvious.

So come on….why squirrels?!?!??

'cos they're nuts innit

Well this threads cheering my work day no end

It's singlehandedly reducing my productivity! LOL

Lucky for me systems crashed

Oh i might have to use that excuse later haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel

That's 4

*Unlimited iced lollies

*solar powered internet with access to audio books

*and a squirrel

Is that better ? I love making lists !

Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.

Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me

But the internet isn't in your phone.

You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone

Pfffttt...you are not going to last long on your island with an attitude like that

Stop winding the techie up!

wanna suck my lolly

Yes or I'll switch your internet off

I'm gonna blow clouds over your island

Good. I hate the heat

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'd take 3 wise women for company.

We will make things we need.

I’m up for that

I’m not that wise but

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Tent, biggest brimmed hat in the world ever and factor 3000. To be fair I doubt I'd survive the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take 3 wise women for company.

We will make things we need.

Ohhh I’m not sure I could cope with that

Haha.

I have very specific 3 in mind. My little tribe.

Random ones - no thanks. I would just walk into the ocean..

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over a year ago

"I'd take 3 wise women for company.

We will make things we need.

I’m up for that

I’m not that wise but

I get very serious at times..we need to harmonise that. You are invited;-). X

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'd take 3 wise women for company.

We will make things we need.

I’m up for that

I’m not that wise but

I get very serious at times..we need to harmonise that. You are invited;-). X"

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take 3 wise women for company.

We will make things we need.

I’m up for that

I’m not that wise but

You can come to Midnight + Vine's island... We've got solar powered internet, ice lollies + a squirrel

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'd take 3 wise women for company.

We will make things we need.

I’m up for that

I’m not that wise but

You can come to Midnight + Vine's island... We've got solar powered internet, ice lollies + a squirrel

A squirrel

you know the way to my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take 3 wise women for company.

We will make things we need.

I’m up for that

I’m not that wise but

You can come to Midnight + Vine's island... We've got solar powered internet, ice lollies + a squirrel

A squirrel

you know the way to my heart

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete

Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.

And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"I'd take 3 wise women for company.

We will make things we need.

I’m up for that

I’m not that wise but

You can come to Midnight + Vine's island... We've got solar powered internet, ice lollies + a squirrel

A squirrel

you know the way to my heart

Bloody hell! I’ve been upstaged by a fecking squirrel now! Not even a mention! Words hurt Belle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete

Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.

And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me

How is he going to swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete

Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums."

^^He knows^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My priorities would be clean water, shelter and food.

So, I’d want some binoculars, good for spotting passing ships but also to focus the sun to make fire.

I’d want a machete to chop wood and make stuff like a bed and shelter.

And some fishing hooks and line to catch fold.

Either that or an all inclusive hotel! "

You were doing so well until the hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete

Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.

^^He knows^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speed boat, petrol and an orange calipo!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"My priorities would be clean water, shelter and food.

So, I’d want some binoculars, good for spotting passing ships but also to focus the sun to make fire.

I’d want a machete to chop wood and make stuff like a bed and shelter.

And some fishing hooks and line to catch fold.

Either that or an all inclusive hotel!

You were doing so well until the hotel

I thought I spotted a loop hole

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"My toolbox.

A 32 foot sunseeker

And

The OP.

good choices! I’d talk you to sleep and am damn handy too

So long as we get to cuddle.

Good to know you're good with your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car door

A Wilson football

and a bottle of Worcestershhhhhire sauce

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A working satellite radio, my kindle with all my books downloaded and a barrel of water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A car door

A Wilson football

and a bottle of Worcestershhhhhire sauce "

Ahhh the essentials in life.. What colour will the car door be?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'd take 3 wise women for company.

We will make things we need.

I’m up for that

I’m not that wise but

You can come to Midnight + Vine's island... We've got solar powered internet, ice lollies + a squirrel

A squirrel

you know the way to my heart

Bloody hell! I’ve been upstaged by a fecking squirrel now! Not even a mention! Words hurt Belle

sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A working satellite radio, my kindle with all my books downloaded and a barrel of water "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A car door

A Wilson football

and a bottle of Worcestershhhhhire sauce

Ahhh the essentials in life.. What colour will the car door be? "

Any, I’m not fussed. So long as I can wind the window down if it gets too hot

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete

Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.

And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me

How is he going to swim

"
fact, they can swim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A machete - handy in many ways from chopping wood to carving bowls/tools.

A hammock - safer off the ground to sleep on…

Music/radio to keep me entertained."

If you need a hand building….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My priorities would be clean water, shelter and food.

So, I’d want some binoculars, good for spotting passing ships but also to focus the sun to make fire.

I’d want a machete to chop wood and make stuff like a bed and shelter.

And some fishing hooks and line to catch fold.

Either that or an all inclusive hotel!

You were doing so well until the hotel

I thought I spotted a loop hole"

Nope…cheat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A volleyball, net and music … who wants to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A car door

A Wilson football

and a bottle of Worcestershhhhhire sauce

Ahhh the essentials in life.. What colour will the car door be?

Any, I’m not fussed. So long as I can wind the window down if it gets too hot

Oh god, how will you get spare parts!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A volleyball, net and music … who wants to play

Il play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete

Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.

And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me

How is he going to swim

fact, they can swim

Midnight goes to google

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete

Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.

And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me

How is he going to swim

fact, they can swim

Midnight goes to google

"
some can even fly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A volleyball, net and music … who wants to play

Il play

Oh me too

Some fun much needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete

Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.

And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me

How is he going to swim

fact, they can swim

Midnight goes to google

some can even fly

Just how gullible do you think i am!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A car door

A Wilson football

and a bottle of Worcestershhhhhire sauce

Ahhh the essentials in life.. What colour will the car door be?

Any, I’m not fussed. So long as I can wind the window down if it gets too hot

Oh god, how will you get spare parts! "

On Amazon like everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A volleyball, net and music … who wants to play

Il play

Oh me too

Some fun much needed

This is going to be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete

Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.

And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me

How is he going to swim

fact, they can swim

Midnight goes to google

some can even fly

Just how gullible do you think i am!! "

You think the internet is in your phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete

Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.

And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me

How is he going to swim

fact, they can swim

Midnight goes to google

some can even fly

Just how gullible do you think i am!!

You think the internet is in your phone

Shush you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A car door

A Wilson football

and a bottle of Worcestershhhhhire sauce

Ahhh the essentials in life.. What colour will the car door be?

Any, I’m not fussed. So long as I can wind the window down if it gets too hot

Oh god, how will you get spare parts!

On Amazon like everyone else

How you getting prime delivery?!? And ordering it?!!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A car door

A Wilson football

and a bottle of Worcestershhhhhire sauce

Ahhh the essentials in life.. What colour will the car door be?

Any, I’m not fussed. So long as I can wind the window down if it gets too hot

Oh god, how will you get spare parts!

On Amazon like everyone else

Can you order my squirrel some peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete

Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.

And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me

How is he going to swim

fact, they can swim

Midnight goes to google

some can even fly

Just how gullible do you think i am!!

You think the internet is in your phone

Shush you"

Pffffft ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A working satellite radio, my kindle with all my books downloaded and a barrel of water "

Kindles a good call

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By *tamina260Man
over a year ago

west midlands

If bear grylls is to believed a knife a lighter flint and a water bottle is all you need. But i will go for alcohol music and a volleyball to chat to because if its good enough for tom hanks its good enough for me. Il only last a week but WHAT a week id have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A working satellite radio, my kindle with all my books downloaded and a barrel of water

Kindles a good call

Wait 'til the teckie comes along and asks where she's gonna plug it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A working satellite radio, my kindle with all my books downloaded and a barrel of water

Kindles a good call

Wait 'til the teckie comes along and asks where she's gonna plug it

You called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A volleyball, net and music … who wants to play

Il play

I've already brought the voleyball.

Dude, you've got a free item!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"So I get the feeling it’s going to be a long day.

So stranded on a desert island with only three items of your choice.

What are they and why?!

Will be popping in as and when I can between a dull day in work

A knife (actually my knife) as it has a whetstone stone in the sheath,

Fishing tackle and I'll take yourself as my no.3 OP,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A volleyball, net and music … who wants to play

Il play

I've already brought the voleyball.

Dude, you've got a free item!"

Oh in that case I think we’ll need some sun screen…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok only need a pair of scissors so I can cut up my passport and not be able to leave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I get the feeling it’s going to be a long day.

So stranded on a desert island with only three items of your choice.

What are they and why?!

Will be popping in as and when I can between a dull day in work

A knife (actually my knife) as it has a whetstone stone in the sheath,

Fishing tackle and I'll take yourself as my no.3 OP,

Not sure how many islands I can be on at the same time….unless it’s now turning into a fab desert island?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A volleyball, net and music … who wants to play

Il play

I've already brought the voleyball.

Dude, you've got a free item!

Oh in that case I think we’ll need some sun screen… "

Please apply liberally

especially round the white bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A volleyball, net and music … who wants to play

Il play

I've already brought the voleyball.

Dude, you've got a free item!

Oh in that case I think we’ll need some sun screen…

Please apply liberally

especially round the white bits

I was thinking we could all help each other you know those hard to reach places

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

A piano.

A mountain of food.

A Kelly Brook.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"So I get the feeling it’s going to be a long day.

So stranded on a desert island with only three items of your choice.

What are they and why?!

Will be popping in as and when I can between a dull day in work

A knife (actually my knife) as it has a whetstone stone in the sheath,

Fishing tackle and I'll take yourself as my no.3 OP,

Not sure how many islands I can be on at the same time….unless it’s now turning into a fab desert island?!

"
my island is the best, it has fitted stairs,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I get the feeling it’s going to be a long day.

So stranded on a desert island with only three items of your choice.

What are they and why?!

Will be popping in as and when I can between a dull day in work

A knife (actually my knife) as it has a whetstone stone in the sheath,

Fishing tackle and I'll take yourself as my no.3 OP,

Not sure how many islands I can be on at the same time….unless it’s now turning into a fab desert island?!

my island is the best, it has fitted stairs,

OMFG that hurt I laughed so much

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By *ereagainlolMan
over a year ago

Lerwick

Pepsi, food and everything to be able to play on my playstation lol

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"So I get the feeling it’s going to be a long day.

So stranded on a desert island with only three items of your choice.

What are they and why?!

Will be popping in as and when I can between a dull day in work

A knife (actually my knife) as it has a whetstone stone in the sheath,

Fishing tackle and I'll take yourself as my no.3 OP,

Not sure how many islands I can be on at the same time….unless it’s now turning into a fab desert island?!

my island is the best, it has fitted stairs,

OMFG that hurt I laughed so much

"
and a free encyclopedia on DIY, well I say free, but we both know nothing is really free,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An axe, a knife and some tarp. After setting up shelter and a fire I’m hoping I’ll be able to attract other fab members who may also be on the island who may have opted for a wind up radio, some beer and condoms

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over a year ago

"An axe, a knife and some tarp. After setting up shelter and a fire I’m hoping I’ll be able to attract other fab members who may also be on the island who may have opted for a wind up radio, some beer and condoms

Working together….good plan

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By *ayo galwayMan
over a year ago

Centre

"So I get the feeling it’s going to be a long day.

So stranded on a desert island with only three items of your choice.

What are they and why?!

Will be popping in as and when I can between a dull day in work

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if I had you that’s all I would need

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Axe, tarp and a metal pot.

Be happy as Larry.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: I’m seriously regretting bringing Bear Grylls as one of my three items as he’s doing my head in now with his over exaggerated acting and feigning that we’re in a seriously perilous situation for the camera crew (which he obviously brought along with him, and they’re all fully stocked with supplies I might add!)

Would anyone like to swap him for something useful like a bog roll?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"[3 items Removed by poster at 17/06/21 13:24:45]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Update: I’m seriously regretting bringing Bear Grylls as one of my three items as he’s doing my head in now with his over exaggerated acting and feigning that we’re in a seriously perilous situation for the camera crew (which he obviously brought along with him, and they’re all fully stocked with supplies I might add!)

Would anyone like to swap him for something useful like a bog roll?"

Damn I was going to offer to take his place

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Would anyone like to swap him for something useful like a bog roll?

Damn I was going to offer to take his place

Are you good at wiping arses then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music, yarn, crochet hook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Axe, tarp and a metal pot.

Be happy as Larry. "

Who is this Larry and how happy is he really?

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Axe, tarp and a metal pot.

Be happy as Larry.

Who is this Larry and how happy is he really?

Dunno it’s an Australian phrase I think, they’re normally pretty cheerful.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Would anyone like to swap him for something useful like a bog roll?

Damn I was going to offer to take his place

Ooo please do

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Axe, tarp and a metal pot.

Be happy as Larry.

Who is this Larry and how happy is he really?

Dunno it’s an Australian phrase I think, they’re normally pretty cheerful."

Ripper mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would anyone like to swap him for something useful like a bog roll?

Damn I was going to offer to take his place

Are you good at wiping arses then?

I am yeah….very experienced

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over a year ago

Would anyone like to swap him for something useful like a bog roll?

Damn I was going to offer to take his place

Ooo please do

On my way….may take a while

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